NPF Avatars 5 - Let's Leave a Mark

PyrosNine · 11-29-2007, 08:52 AM

"Like I said, I don't like to fight." Majimmier continued.

"Then this is going to be one boring post..." Pyros sighed.

"Wait. I didn't finish." The giant mecha replied to it's driver. It reached into it's backpocket and pulled out a tome. "BUT I STILL LIKE RIPPING PHONEBOOKS APART!" It roared, as it ripped the Gaian Email Directory as if it were toilet paper (that has already been used and gone crusty in a dry, dirty attic.) The force of the intense phonebook ripping met the ZOMGWTFHAX DOOM CANNON!!!, unveiling the ultimate defense technique: 411ROFLMAO BARRIER!!!<^.^>!!!

The mech dropped the shreded (and then vaporised) phonebook and leapt at Rei.

"Why don't we just talk?" He called out in his innocent manner, pleading.

Rei was a bit curious as to what the Pacifist robot had to say. "Well, alright, as long as it involves you killing yourself..." [entirely removable, but I thought the line was so full of win]

The rocket boosters on Majimmier's fists fired, and Rei's curiosity was met with a powerful rocket punch.

"URAA! PUNCH FOR PEACE!" The previously docile mecha cried.

11-29-2007, 08:52 AM	#11
PyrosNine Zettai Hero Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: A figment of my own imagination Posts: 6,103	"Like I said, I don't like to fight." Majimmier continued. "Then this is going to be one boring post..." Pyros sighed. "Wait. I didn't finish." The giant mecha replied to it's driver. It reached into it's backpocket and pulled out a tome. "BUT I STILL LIKE RIPPING PHONEBOOKS APART!" It roared, as it ripped the Gaian Email Directory as if it were toilet paper (that has already been used and gone crusty in a dry, dirty attic.) The force of the intense phonebook ripping met the ZOMGWTFHAX DOOM CANNON!!!, unveiling the ultimate defense technique: 411ROFLMAO BARRIER!!!<^.^>!!! The mech dropped the shreded (and then vaporised) phonebook and leapt at Rei. "Why don't we just talk?" He called out in his innocent manner, pleading. Rei was a bit curious as to what the Pacifist robot had to say. "Well, alright, as long as it involves you killing yourself..." [entirely removable, but I thought the line was so full of win] The rocket boosters on Majimmier's fists fired, and Rei's curiosity was met with a powerful rocket punch. "URAA! PUNCH FOR PEACE!" The previously docile mecha cried. __________________ Pyrosnine.blogspot.com: An experimental blog of writing. Updated possibly daily. Possibly. A fair chance. Current Works for reading: War Between them, Karma Police. PyrosNine: Weirdo Magnet Extraordinaire!