Calvinball: Round 2

darkt0aster · 03-25-2004, 10:39 PM

The toaster looked up from the bottom of a pile of dead fish, sensing imminent doom. But after the teleportation to the US-Can border...another chance came about to score some major points...

The toaster quickly began to sing quietly at a incomprehensible speed through all 42 verses in less than a minute.

"Ha!" the contestants heard booming about them. eventually their eyes rested upon the resiliant toaster. "To answer your question...yes it talks. But that's not the point..."

"I AM the bonus box." (another dramatic chord sounds)

"That means that all other contestants that ARE NOT the bonus box are immediately transformed into frogs."

Score:
me - GHz
others - soap

03-25-2004, 10:39 PM	#11
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	The toaster looked up from the bottom of a pile of dead fish, sensing imminent doom. But after the teleportation to the US-Can border...another chance came about to score some major points... The toaster quickly began to sing quietly at a incomprehensible speed through all 42 verses in less than a minute. "Ha!" the contestants heard booming about them. eventually their eyes rested upon the resiliant toaster. "To answer your question...yes it talks. But that's not the point..." "I AM the bonus box." (another dramatic chord sounds) "That means that all other contestants that ARE NOT the bonus box are immediately transformed into frogs." Score: me - GHz others - soap __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-25-2004 at 10:42 PM.