It Lives!!!!

[CelesJessa]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I present to you Twilight: The Illustrated Edition.

Got to the summary of the last book (I believe it's the last book anyway):

And it turns out that the baby is crazy strong and starts breaking Bella apart from the inside. Ribs, bruising her organs, etc. Then, Bella's SPINE BREAKS, wheee! But no one can give her a C-Section, because the baby is in a protective vampire-marble womb. WHAT CAN WE DO?

TURN BACK NOW IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH - scroll to the next blink

Let's get Edward, with his super strong diamond teeth, to BITE THE BABY OUT OF THE UTERUS. And describe all the blood and gore. WHAT A GREAT IDEA. And while this is happening, Bella is AWAKE. And dying. So I give her CPR while Edward does his "surgery."

"The next sound jolted through me, unexpected, terrifying. Like metal being shredded apart. The sound brought back the fight in the clearing so many months ago, the tearing sound of the newborns being ripped apart. I glanced over to see Edward's face pressed against the bulge. Vampire teeth:* a surefire way to cut through vampire skin."

Just what.... the heck? I have no words.