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MY TURN!

:fighter: Holy crap? What on earth is this thread? Even I'm not this illiterate!

:thief: *Glancing at prior post*; I'd have to say this is nowhere we want to be.

Originally Posted by NonCon

:bmage: hi
:bmage: who are you
:bmage: i am you but from the future XD
:bmage: you are not
:bmage: am too
:bmage: are not
:bmage: am too am too am too
:bmage: this is dumb lets have buttsecks

then they buttsecks eachothers butts

:rmage: Indeed, 'tis NP Forum's fan-fiction thread. This is where sexually deprived closet cases go to read stories people have written in hopes that they'll be about the scene in FF VII where Sephiroth stabbed Aeris with his 6 foot longsword. Y'know, the one that wasn't shown in-game.

:bmage::fighter::thief: ...

:rmage: What?

:fighter::bmage::thief: ...

:fighter: If its a fan-fiction thread, then why isn't there any fan-fiction here?

:rmage: Well, its been kind of neglected for the last two years since the only people who actually like fan-fiction either write something good enough to deserve its own thread, or they're so terribly bad that their posts are deleted to preserve the sanity of the forum members.

:rmage: Basically this entire thread is a giant danger to the safety of the forum. The best posts are trolling, and the worst are sick, twisted portals to mind-breaking, Cthulian levels of bad grammar and poorly written mansex.