George Will is an angry old man

[The Argent Lord]

Originally Posted by Rygar

Anyway, he doesn't seem to know that quite a few games are only supposed to be played by people over 18. Or that The Dark Knight isn't exactly what you'd call a "juvenile" movie. Or that denim is not the physical manifestation of Satan

Originally Posted by Azisien

This man was forced to watch at gunpoint as his family was raped and murdered by a pair of jeans, and then he too was raped.

At least, that is the only explanation I can come up with for the article in question.

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

George Will keeps himself awake at night, stirred up with hatred for people like you.

"God dammit they just go around in their JEANS! Being COMFORTABLE! And ENJOYING THEIR LIVES! And fucking OH GOD ARGH IT MAKES ME SO ANGRY I CANNOT SEE STRAIGHT HOLY SHIT SOMEBODY GET ME A BOW TIE!!!!!!"

This thread is a goldmine of hilarious hyperbole.