Alex Zuckerman - The New Animated Film You Should Never See If You Value Your Eyes!

synkr0nized · 04-18-2009, 03:22 AM

ahahaha

This is so horrible. Is it supposed to be terrible? Like, is it some kind of joke thing?

Here's a list of things that contribute to it being so bad:
- terrible voice acting, including someone who sounds like she's recording while listening to music or talking to other people; there is no emotion, little to no inflection, and poor timing; too much like reading off a piece of paper
- the complete lack of background music and ambient noises
- semi-decent sound effects mixed with pretty crappy [dissonant or poor quality] sound effects
- the animation OH GOD the animation; it's like a mixture of MS Paint and pong; everything seems to have sprite-like snapshots for two to four positions that then get looped to pretend like there is movement
- the art quality itself; as funny as it is, Meister's posted image is certainly no worse if not better, actually
- plot/story: Was there even one? I mean, I attempted to watch the whole thing, but it was pretty lacking beyond what we were told at the beginning.

Thank you for registering to share this utter tripe with us and then insult a mod. Bye bye.

04-18-2009, 03:22 AM	#6
synkr0nized synk-ism Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: throughout the Wired Posts: 6,857	Can we just ban it? ahahaha This is so horrible. Is it supposed to be terrible? Like, is it some kind of joke thing? Here's a list of things that contribute to it being so bad: - terrible voice acting, including someone who sounds like she's recording while listening to music or talking to other people; there is no emotion, little to no inflection, and poor timing; too much like reading off a piece of paper - the complete lack of background music and ambient noises - semi-decent sound effects mixed with pretty crappy [dissonant or poor quality] sound effects - the animation OH GOD the animation; it's like a mixture of MS Paint and pong; everything seems to have sprite-like snapshots for two to four positions that then get looped to pretend like there is movement - the art quality itself; as funny as it is, Meister's posted image is certainly no worse if not better, actually - plot/story: Was there even one? I mean, I attempted to watch the whole thing, but it was pretty lacking beyond what we were told at the beginning. Thank you for registering to share this utter tripe with us and then insult a mod. Bye bye. __________________ Find love.