CATS

Heresy488 · 06-05-2009, 05:01 AM

What is with Brian and his friends and all their intense love affairs with cats!?

Brian has cats. Buddy Dan has cats, I'm pretty sure everyone Brian knows has at least one cat! Cats are stupid, they're messy, they're jerks!

A dog is at least evolved enough to learn and understand orders. A dog is useful, they can be trained, they can provide companionship - a cat is an under-developed poor excuse of hair and meat.

Cats! Ugh!

06-05-2009, 05:01 AM	#1
Heresy488 Sent to the cornfield Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 80	CATS What is with Brian and his friends and all their intense love affairs with cats!? Brian has cats. Buddy Dan has cats, I'm pretty sure everyone Brian knows has at least one cat! Cats are stupid, they're messy, they're jerks! A dog is at least evolved enough to learn and understand orders. A dog is useful, they can be trained, they can provide companionship - a cat is an under-developed poor excuse of hair and meat. Cats! Ugh!