Pokémon Umbral Discussion 3: Like Poké Fables Except More Awesome...

[Astral Harmony]

Originally Posted by Dracorian

Lightweight. You talking about catching or snagging?

And if Rayleen and Dormond are out, why only one replacement?

Yes, I'm talking about Snagging.

Registeel replacing Rayleen and Dormond was more of a mass issue. Registeel is easily bigger than those two.

Originally Posted by Dracorian

I don't think downing a Pulverot in two hits, however legendary Registeel might be, is even a possibility. But whatever.

This is true. Pulverots and Omnisroths both have absurd amounts of health. I haven't read the response posts yet, but Omnisroth might just, might just, survive the onslaught. Still, Rio and Registeel have their turns before that Omnisroth will attempt to kick things off.

Originally Posted by Gimenix

Also, AB said that the paralyzed Pulverots wouldn't be capable of Syncstriking, right?

They may not be able to join in the Syncstrike, and likely won't. If the attack does go off, some of you are likely to go down, with or without the Pulverots throwing in their Sweeping Rays.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Impact actually told the officer in question to make sure that the EEE don't get their hands on pokemon, and to transport them somewhere else as soon as possible. I'm hoping he listened.

Naw, everything's cool...until it gets a lot worse. Believe me, you'll wish the EEE had Ruin Pokémon compared to the fact that they'll be...well, I'll just leave it to your imagination.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Hey... Rayleen got a (homebrew) Steel type Eevee evolution and all her other pokemons are Steel type... you think she used to be or ever will be recruited into the group? Maybe as the new 8th member?

Crap, someone's onto me! The Evil Eevee Eight has their history. Here's a bigass hint: Thirteen Eevee Threat. And believe it or not, they weren't a criminal organization when there were that many of them. More like a group of Eevee enthusiasts.

Originally Posted by Geminex

I was wondering... What's the history of Homnyr? Any wars?

No wars, but as a nation, it's much closer than other nations to discovering the truth behind Pokémon (the appearance of Ruin Pokémon in Honmyr first is a big clue-in). The horrible, forbidden, ruinous truth.

Originally Posted by Gimenix

And we also need a new picture of Gardevoir for every new discussion thread.

Engage the fanservice.

[Menarker]

^^ *Is happy with fanservice.* ^^

But yeah, very intriguing stuff about the EEE. I hope Eevee gets an evolution that is pure flying. There are already no pure flying types in the entire game, unless you count Areceus wearing the Air Plate from what I heard. All the flying types that aren't other elements are normal types too.

And here is the character list. I'll start editing my pokemon's current move set into the profile, and I advise the same for everyone else who hasn't already.

Slayers
Geminex (Ray Green:Impact)
Armored Bishoujo's NPC (Rayleen)

Trainers
Bard (Charlotte Beaufort: Madame Ursurang)
Menarker (Renny Tresserhorn)
Dracorion (Pierce Granger)

Pokebrids
Naqel (Rakald Essertle: Bone Knight)
DanteFalcon (Matthias Sona: Oberon)
Raptor200 (Isaac Lucius)
Armored Bishoujo's NPC (Rachel McConnelly:Princess)

Snaggers
Arcanum Darkfire (Mike Kenno)

<(^.^<) "(^.^)" (>^.^)>

[Astral Harmony]

Okay, I saw this kinda Gardevoir-ish thing on Youtube and I couldn't stop cracking up.

Do I Hear a Ralts Remake Fun of 1/2
Do I Hear a Ralts Remake Fun of 2/2

[Geminex]

I haven't read the response posts yet, but Omnisroth might just, might just, survive the onslaught.

It's still badly poisoned, remember? That's 1/8 of health this round. If Endeavor gets it down to at least 12.5%, it's dead before it acts. Unless the Syncstrike occurs before poison does its damage.

No wars, but as a nation, it's much closer than other nations to discovering the truth behind Pokémon (the appearance of Ruin Pokémon in Honmyr first is a big clue-in). The horrible, forbidden, ruinous truth.

Might as well mention Impact's motivations now. You'll notice that in my profile I posted a psychological assessment, analyzing Impact. Not, in fact, my own description.
I'll reveal more of this later, but basically, while he does hate pokemon, he's no mindless rage-machine. He gave in to hatred once, when he killed the Pidgeot. After that he started channeling it.

Impact sees it as his duty to protect people from pokemon. I'll have him tell the group about his time in the military, in a slayer squad, when his job was just that.

He sees this duty as split into two sections:
Everyday life: He's a member of the police force (or, previously, a vigilante) and he tries to hinder individual uses of pokemon to hurt ordinary people, non-trainers. Or even trainers, if their pokemon are used solely for companionship or such. What he hates is uses of pokemon by individuals to increase their own power or competence.
Which leads in to the

Grand Scale: Impact's convinced that pokemon and humans cannot live together. No matter how strong or powerful or smart pokemon are, they allow themselves to be used and enslaved by trainers. It is not slavery inasmuch as they perform service unwillingly, but as they perform service unquestioningly. And in the process, they give humans power and, often, freedom from its repercussions. It's basically his large-scale goal to restore society's independence from pokemon, to make trainers and pokebrids illegal. Of course, every trainer and pokebrid he sees is a symbol of the corrupting interaction between humans and pokemon.

...

Anyway, what this is all leading up to is that if pokemon turn out to be indeed ruinous and corruption is ever a subject, he will say "I told you so" so very hard.

Edit, after post. Ouch. That... hurt. And the fact that Omnisroth survived Charlotte's attack was slightly annoying. Still, good kill for Imact. Wasn't necessary, as the poison would have (most likely) finished it off, but still. Impact can put one hell of a notch in his gunbelt. And another one's to come. Dibs on killing the Gendom.
Would one attack by Impact be enough, or would another be necessary?

Anyway, let's look who's left alive:
3 Paralyzed Pulverots
3 Narchams
1 Gendom

I'll have Impact attack the Gendom. If Renny deploys Swampert next, it could go Outrage on one of the Narcham's asses. If Rachel heals Matt in time, we should be able to take out another Pulverot with a Registeel/Psychic/Rio combo. Mike's Charizard should be able to kill another Narcham. Pierce could maybe deploy his Skarmory and support Impact against the Gendom. If the Gendom dies in one hit, Skarmory could attack the remaining Narcham. Same for Charlotte's Arcanine.

That'd leave us with
2 Paralyzed Pulverots
1-0 Narcham

Unless, of course, the Gendom would still survive after being savaged by Pierce, Charlotte and Impact, in which case the situation'd be
2 Paralyzed Pulverots
2 Narchams
1 Gendom
if we went with above plan.

If the Gendom'd survive three combined attacks, I say that Mike's Charizard should hopefully be enough to finish it off.

Of course, if the Gendom has tons of HP, Charlotte could re-deploy Spitz and go for another Super fang. Then Impact could hopefully kill it with Skarmory's help. Yeah, let's do that. Super Fang, Impact's blade, Skarmory's Iron wing. If Impact's blade is enough, Iron wing goes against one of the remaining Narchams.

Is that good?

[Astral Harmony]

Omnisroth is down in record time.

Y'know what this whole RP needs? Omake. Gardevoir omake.

[Geminex]

Your suggestion intrigues me and I wish to explore it further.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Naw, everything's cool...until it gets a lot worse. Believe me, you'll wish the EEE had Ruin Pokémon compared to the fact that they'll be...well, I'll just leave it to your imagination.

Ruin Pokebrids!

Can maybe pokeshift into Eeveelutions.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

"Who da hell do you think you are?"

What, are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I am?

I'm the goddamn Batman.

Originally Posted by Geminex

Of course, if the Gendom has tons of HP, Charlotte could re-deploy Spitz and go for another Super fang. Then Impact could hopefully kill it with Skarmory's help. Yeah, let's do that. Super Fang, Impact's blade, Skarmory's Iron wing. If Impact's blade is enough, Iron wing goes against one of the remaining Narchams.

I prefer Night Slash over Steel Wing, actually. Same attack power, but higher critical hit chance.

[Geminex]

As long as you agree to support Impact, I'm good with anything. Let us crack this egg. Or I'm not sure. Is it an egg? What will it look like inside? More to the point, what will happen when it dies? Will it go quietly? Will it explode? Will we be showered by Ruin pokemon body parts?

Also, we really need to take out those Pulverots. I've only just realized that they have an increased crit chance, along with increased attack. They could probably kill two of us next turn, if they do it right.

Of course, we're already committed for this turn, so it'll have to hope they get paralyzed, take whatever hits we have to. Unless someone interferes, we've pretty much won this...

Oh, and let's open up a betting pool for plot twists.

I put 500 internets on "EEE's Eeveelutions get infected by Ruin and we have to fight obscenely strong Ruin/Element Eeveelutions eventually.

Also, any reactions to Impact's motivations?

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Geminex

Also, any reactions to Impact's motivations?

Meh.

[Menarker]

Geminex, why are we attacking the Genom again? The only thing it does is generates 1 Narcham a turn, and either uses a 50 power attack or boost every other Ruin types.

Wasn't the priority before to wipe out everything else out since now they got two boosts? (A Crit boost and an attack boost) Plus those things are the ones capable of group attacks or having STAB attacks with attacks around 120ish Power.

EDIT: Damn, ninja'ed by the person in question himself... somewhat. Best to leave the egg alone until all the other threats are dealt with.