Pokémon Umbral Discussion 9: More Than Double the Number of RP Threads!

[Astral Harmony]

I feel like I rushed it a little bit since Umbral Awakening was engaged and then Phantomere died in the same turn. But I think that battle dragged on more than long enough, wouldn't you agree? Plenty of other Ruin Generals and antics awaiting us.

So relax and chill. And then we'll strengthen our numbers, pass out the upgrades, and head off to Renny's house for fun, drink, food, games, PvP, romance, and assassins. Good times all around!

EDIT: To celebrate your victory against your first Ruin General, I present this!



This is what Renny saw when he came home and found Gardevoir and Lopunny from Pokégeddon in his room. Then he was rendered unconscious by an out-of-control nosebleed and missed the most awesome opportunity ever.

Honestly, there may not be a Pokémon picture sexier than this. I'm certainly not going to hold my breath on finding one.

I want to find one for Pierce, but I can't seem to find a male Blaziken and Tyranitar posing sexy. Nor would I ever want to.

[Geminex]

Niiiice. Both the pic and the post itself. I'll need to re-read the post again, to make sure I didn't miss anything, but it looks pretty awesome at face value. Though I would have preferred it if Phantomere had survived for one more round. I was planning to have a stamina-boosted Impact rush at him, shouting "I am tired of the motherfucking ghosts in this motherfucking mansion!" before landing the final blow. Oh well.

What's the plot of Renny's mission gonna be? I can't find in in the thread.

That's probably not the sexiest pic there is, but it's pretty close, and it's actually SFW. So, yeah, it's awesome. How'd you find it?

Oh, and: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r2k-sXRYWsY

[Dracorion]

You won't find it in the threads because Menarker and AB have been plotting our demises over PMs.

Now would be the time to flee for your pathetic life.

[Geminex]

Indeed. In that case, could be get some details of what's expecting us? I wouldn't ask, but Drac and me have been discussing what'll probably be happening publicly, so 'tmight be fair if we got a vague idea of what'll go down, yes?

[Dracorion]

Pff. Speak for yourself. The intimate details of Pierce's sidequest are for AB's and my eyes only.

Just count yourself lucky I haven't gotten around to it yet. I'm waiting for something in particular.

[Geminex]

Ah? Allright then, if that's the way you want it. To PM it is. Though I would advise you, I have the netherworld to work with. You, on the other hand, have an illegal pokebrid lab.

Of course, my problem is that while we vaguely know the setting and outcome of each others' quests, we know nothing about Renny's. This must be *sunglasses* renn-idied.
YEAH.

And anyway, why would they be discussing "intimate details" anyway? The entire idea of the sidequests is that we'd get something focused on our character, but it'd still be a standard mission, AB-controlled, which we'd know no more about than any of the other characters.

Or at least that's what I envisioned...

I am going to resist reminding you who suggested this in the first place. What I am going to do is make a mental note to trademark the phrase MY IDEA (TM).

[Dracorion]

You do that.

But anyway, my guess is that Renny's family's Snorlax got kidnapped and we have to find it.

[Geminex]

"PvP, Romance and Assassins".
...

The last things I would associate with Snorlax are "PvP, Romance and Assassins". Maybe PvP. But not much else.

[Dracorion]

Renny's the son of a mob boss?

And he falls for the daughter of an enemy mob boss who is also supposed to kill him!

[Geminex]

he falls for the daughter of an enemy mob boss

Oh, I get it. Snorlax.