Why Is Man Creative? - Page 3

Wigmund · 05-01-2010, 02:07 PM

Mankind is creative as an elaborate natural defense for Earth-based lifeforms as a ruse so that when the advanced alien races come to judge us we'll be saved by the defense of "But they have art". And then when they least expect it, we'll slaughter them all because we're vicious bastards...just like chimpanzees and dolphins.

That's why the dinosaurs died out - they didn't have some kinda art so when the aliens came they were judged unworthy and received an asteroid to the face.

Hanuman · 05-01-2010, 05:15 PM

A truly brilliant invention is one that transcends your ability to imagine it, thus being creative allows you to invent the absurd without being limited to having it be useful in the way that it re-defines usefulness post-creation.

Krylo · 05-01-2010, 08:08 PM

You guys are putting way too much thought into this.

Man is creative 'cause chicks dig poetry.

bluestarultor · 05-01-2010, 08:26 PM

You're all wrong. It's because it makes it easier to make porn.

Fifthfiend · 05-01-2010, 10:01 PM

New topic: Why is that stick-dude's dick coming out of his stomach

bluestarultor · 05-01-2010, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

New topic: Why is that stick-dude's dick coming out of his stomach

It's a boob and an arm. A rather short arm, but fuck if I was going to spend time fixing it for a one-shot joke that I'm surprised the Tinypic mods haven't removed yet.

Fifthfiend · 05-01-2010, 10:15 PM

But it already has two arms coming out of its head. That thing in the middle is clearly a dick.

bluestarultor · 05-01-2010, 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

But it already has two arms coming out of its head. That thing in the middle is clearly a dick.

No, that's her hair, which I also couldn't be arsed to fix with a third strand.

Get with the program! :p

Edit: I should mention I'm working with a touchpad, so the fact that it turned out as well as it did is pretty amazing given my already-terrible art skills.

Edit again: and the one arm is holding a club.

Wigmund · 05-01-2010, 10:18 PM

Is the red guy wielding a club? Cave man S&M?

Fifthfiend · 05-01-2010, 10:21 PM

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Originally Posted by bluestarultor

No, that's her hair, which I also couldn't be arsed to fix with a third strand.

You can come up with excuses all day for why that isn't a man with one freakishly long arm standing behind some sort of horrifying prehistoric creature with a dick hanging off its stomach and its arms coming out of its head, but at the end of the day, it's still a man with one freakishly long arm standing behind some sort of horrifying prehistoric creature with a dick hanging off its stomach and its arms coming out of its head.

05-01-2010, 02:07 PM	#21
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Mankind is creative as an elaborate natural defense for Earth-based lifeforms as a ruse so that when the advanced alien races come to judge us we'll be saved by the defense of "But they have art". And then when they least expect it, we'll slaughter them all because we're vicious bastards...just like chimpanzees and dolphins. That's why the dinosaurs died out - they didn't have some kinda art so when the aliens came they were judged unworthy and received an asteroid to the face. __________________ Slightly off-kilter

05-01-2010, 05:15 PM	#22
Hanuman Love Is Strength Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Vancouver/BC/Canada Posts: 1,135	A truly brilliant invention is one that transcends your ability to imagine it, thus being creative allows you to invent the absurd without being limited to having it be useful in the way that it re-defines usefulness post-creation. __________________ If you want to stay connected send me a PM with your email.

05-01-2010, 08:08 PM	#23
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	You guys are putting way too much thought into this. Man is creative 'cause chicks dig poetry. __________________ I am very tired.

05-01-2010, 10:01 PM	#25
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	New topic: Why is that stick-dude's dick coming out of his stomach __________________ check out my buttspresso

05-01-2010, 10:15 PM	#27
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	But it already has two arms coming out of its head. That thing in the middle is clearly a dick. __________________ check out my buttspresso

05-01-2010, 10:18 PM	#29
Wigmund Lakitu Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Northwest Arkansas Posts: 2,139	Is the red guy wielding a club? Cave man S&M? __________________ Slightly off-kilter

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