Corrupted Wishes

[Rejected Again]

Granted. However, all zombies are very intelligent and hate fighting. After many days of brutal negotiations, you realize it was all a miss understanding. Zombies are now a welcome part of society.

Until the 4 horsemen kill all the humans and leave the zombies to rot.

I wish for a non anchovy pizza to be sitting in my fridge,

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Originally Posted by Rejected Again

Granted. However, all zombies are very intelligent and hate fighting. After many days of brutal negotiations, you realize it was all a miss understanding. Zombies are now a welcome part of society.

Until the 4 horsemen kill all the humans and leave the zombies to rot.

I wish for a non anchovy pizza to be sitting in my fridge,

Granted. There's no sauce or cheese either so you decide to skip eating for the day.

I wish Will Smith being in every movie ever wasn't a bad thing.

[Thadius]

Granted! It's no longer a bad thing. Doesn't mean it happened, though.

I wish someone out there would make an awesome crossover between Dwarf Fortress and Team Fortress 2.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Granted but everyone buys all of the copies. The game ends up sold out everywhere and you never get a chance to try it ever.

I wish my stories were more popular.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

Granted but everyone buys all of the copies. The game ends up sold out everywhere and you never get a chance to try it ever.

I wish my stories were more popular.

You are now Stephanie Meyer.


I wish people woke up and realized what crap Twilight is.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Granted but the shock of realizing that they have now wasted years of their lives on Twilight causes violent riots to break out on the streets. Crime rates and murders sky rocket, the economy plummets, and Stephanie Meyer and the actors of the twilight movies are forced into hiding to avoid assassination.

I wish the Oil Spill over in the golf was cleaned up and the hole capped off for good. Complete with BP going out of business.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

Granted but the shock of realizing that they have now wasted years of their lives on Twilight causes violent riots to break out on the streets. Crime rates and murders sky rocket, the economy plummets, and Stephanie Meyer and the actors of the twilight movies are forced into hiding to avoid assassination.

Totally worth it.

[KeienSlayer]

Originally Posted by Kyanbu The Legend

I wish the Oil Spill over in the golf was cleaned up and the hole capped off for good. Complete with BP going out of business.

Done. Unfortunately, the hole was a VERY precise size and the only thing in the entire world that would fit it properly is, well, you. You're hooked up to a machine that'll keep you alive for a very long time and then fitted into the hole for the next eternity. At least you get a break every twenty years or so so your skin can unwrinkle and you can fit better.

But hey, everything is pretty great for everyone else.

I wish I was better at coding.

[Thadius]

Granted!

You become one with the code. You surround it, it permeates your very being. You talk and webpages form, you gesture and traffic is redirected. The web lives through you. You eventually achieve a state of Nerdvana before ending up like this guy.

I wish I wish I was legally obscenely rich.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Granted! However, in a postapocalyptic world most of your wealth is in canned food and guns (which you don't even know how to use) and you get your ass kicked by an Australian motorcycle gang which proceedes to steal all your stuff and teabag your corpse.

I wish I could remember to do the laundry more often.