Trollslum Discussion 5: Aldurin invented inventing you know

[Bard The 5th LW]

I refuse to be upstaged by Drac!

As far as Karkat is concerned, past him can go burn in hell.

Found this thing. Not sure what I think.

How many times does he have to tell you? He MADE this town.


Pictures courtesy of Loyal

Piron

Gorrma

Entry Order so Far (barring objections)

TEAM ROCKET
1st: Tergum - Your beloved leader who hates your guts
2nd: Baalla - Don't want to meet him in a brightly lit alley
3rd: Iropha - Blasting off at the speed of light!
4th: Scalis - Knowledge is power!
5th: Reztek - Everyone knows a Gyclops can't handle the screech of a guitar!
6th: Vintag - On her way to stardom.
7th: Nasryl - Professional butcher surgeon.
8th: Aldurin - The ward of Herpey Derpah


TEAM FORTRESS
1st: Caoway - HE'S ON A BOAT
2nd: Lerjae - All according to keikaku
3rd: Burgun - Plays games for children
4th: Piron - She tried to eat a dude once
5th: Glissa - She finds everything you do to be quite uncouth. Stop it right now.
6th: Zebrek - Zebrek once - OOH LOOK A BUG
7th: Gorrma - She has eaten things that may or may not really exist
8th: Sharl - He knows a guy

[Token]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

I refuse to be upstaged by Drac!

As far as Karkat is concerned, past him can go burn in hell.

Found this thing. Not sure what I think.

How many times does he have to tell you? He MADE this town.


Pictures courtesy of Loyal

Piron

Gorrma

Entry Order so Far (barring objections)

TEAM ROCKET
1st: Tergum
2nd: Baalla
3rd: Iropha
4th: Scalis
5th: Reztek
6th: Vintag
7th: Nasryl
8th: Aldurin

TEAM FORTRESS
1st: Caoway
2nd: Lerjae
3rd: Burgun
4th: Piron
5th: Glissa
6th: Zebrek
7th: Gorrma
8th: Sharl

Entry Order so Far (barring objections)

(barring objections)

objections

Well, since you asked, I do have one objection.


Just how did it end up that only Team Fortress members have been active recently?


I smell a conspiracy!

[Bard The 5th LW]

This is quite extreme an accusation Mr. Tokenworth. One that can carry many consequences for you if you cannot provide adequate evidence.



However... seeing your circumstances, I will hear you out.

You may proceed with this theory.

[Token]

My reasoning is simple, Your Honor. On the Team Rocket side of things, only HP, TA, AH, and BB have been on with anything resembling regularity.


Meanwhile, the entirety of Team Fortress has been active, long enough for them to not only respond to their own team memo, but also to that of Team Rocket.



It is my belief, therefore, that the other members of Team Rocket have been kidnapped, most likely by those utter bastards in Team Fortress.

[POS Industries]

Ballaa is scowling on hivetops until someone bothers him.

[Token]

Originally Posted by POS Industries

Ballaa is scowling on hivetops until someone bothers him.

Unfortunately, that goes against the evidence.

>Tokenworth: Open Court Record

You find a variety of chatlogs between various characters, as well as an embarrassing amount of pornography.

>Tokenworth:Present chatlog between Tergum and Ballaa.

-antipathicHopper [AH] began trolling vengefulRodentia [VR]-
AH: Sup, Ba|_|_aa?
AH: Yeah, that's great, d[]n't [are.
AH: |_[]ng st[]ry sh[]rt:
AH: W[]r|_d's ending; p|_aying a ga^^e that wi|_|_ |_et s[]^^e []f us survive, de[ided t[] draft y[]u.
AH: Y[]u in, []r are y[]u just g[]nna sit [rying f[]r y[]ur |_usus in y[]ur hive as the w[]r|_d ends?

Nice try, POS. Or should I say...


TEAM FORTRESS IMPOSTOR!

[POS Industries]

Didn't see it. Shoulda PM'd me.

[Token]

Ah. Well. Yes. That certainly would have been... efficient...

[Bard The 5th LW]

Very serious claims Tokenworth. The absence of several players shall be added to the court record.

Ballaa is scowling on hivetops until someone bothers him.

Whats this! POS! He was not in the list of Rocket members mentioned.



Mr. Tokenworth...



It is seeming much more likely that your teammates were not kidnapped as you say, but are merely stupid and lazy. I don't expect you have a testimony to prove otherwise?

[Arcanum]

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

It is seeming much more likely that your teammates were not kidnapped as you say, but are merely stupid and lazy.

Mostly the lazy part, served with a side helping of stupidly sick for a while. My drawings for my next post are about 50% done, and I've gotten most of the hard stuff out of the way. I'll be checking in with Pirate Pad tomorrow, and overall pick up the slack. I plan to have everything done and posted by Monday.