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Unread 04-05-2012, 11:14 PM   #1
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This isn't about conservatives in general, I just want to rip on Santorum.



I mean, what's his campaign built on? I thought the divine-right idea went out the window with King James.
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Unread 04-05-2012, 11:30 PM   #2
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I'm pretty sure Rick Santorum can live without rubbing you.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 12:53 AM   #3
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I can't believe Romney still hasn't won, this shit is amazing.
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I can't believe Romney still hasn't won, this shit is amazing.
He'll still be around unless/until Mittens learns to speak the Parseltongue that seduces all the sociopaths, authoritarians, zealots and other assorted chuckleshits that serve as the inoperable pulsating gangrenous tumor-heart of the GOP.

Until that time, we all run the risk of being rubbed by Santorum. I for one hope he never rubs on me; he'd probably get an inappropriate boner and then call me a slut for forcing the rise of his penis with my womanly voodoos.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 01:56 AM   #5
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That comic is nearly ten years old, is as shitty as it's ever been, and I still read it on a weekly if not daily basis.

If webcomics indicate anything about politics, the next president will be so because he will be reliably terrible.
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Unread 04-06-2012, 02:19 AM   #7
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Nah. The next president will seem like a nice guy.

Then in the last two years of his term, a horrible secret will be discovered about him that all the media networks previously had been trying to discover instead of reporting about the violation of your civil rights that is going on that you could be preventing hahah yeah right your congressman is in our pocket anyways.

In truth, it will be a lie, but one they can all agree on. Likely it will involve sex, murder, murder while having sex, vicious double lives, or a donkey. Or all at once. I'm not sure how yet, but give me time. I'll come up with something.
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Rick Santorum has done all of the above.
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That is a blatant lie, Seil. I have yet to see definitive proof that he is in fact a nice guy.
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Wouldn't it be great if Santorum won? 'Cause then there wouldn't be a chance in hell of him winning against Obama.
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