07-01-2012, 12:20 AM | #1 |
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Clown 9: The Greatest Spider-Man Villain Ever Invented
I demand that Clown 9, the pseudonym of one Hardy Laurel, a failed yet vengeful Broadway star, and all other Daily Newspaper Strip Spider-Man villains, immediately be recognized as main Spider-Man comics canon! Anyway, I demand you all read The Comics Curmudgeon for making me aware of this amazing new supervillain.
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07-01-2012, 12:58 AM | #2 |
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Some people are born with Down's Syndrome. . .but I'M born with CLOWN'S SYNDROME!
Some people wear cologne. . but I'VE got a CO-CLOWN to help me take on Spider-man! Some people need their nose blown. . .but I'VE got the nose of a CLOWN! Some people have flown in airplanes. . .but when I get on airplanes I CLOWN! I'm worried they won't be able to keep this character fresh for more than a few years before they have to resort to really bad puns. But right now he's seriously the funniest guy I've ever seen in the funny pages. PS. A fat hairy guy without a shirt? OH BEETLE YOU SO CRAZY
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07-01-2012, 01:03 AM | #3 |
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I just don't think a clown that attacks people with laughing gas is something that could ever work as a successful comic book villain.
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That's so PC of you
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07-01-2012, 02:56 PM | #5 |
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Clown 9 is a villain? When did that happen?
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07-01-2012, 04:36 PM | #6 |
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The random passersby in the second strip are totally impressed by the clown car.
Look at them. Look at their awed faces.
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07-01-2012, 04:50 PM | #7 |
That's so PC of you
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kinda weird when the only person taking the villain seriously is the super hero...
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07-01-2012, 05:25 PM | #8 |
...Really?
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If not a Spider-man villain then maybe a Deadpool one.
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07-01-2012, 06:04 PM | #9 | |
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It would be cool if Clown 9 was revealed as Deadpool.
Also those first two panels just makes me think he's like REALLY into the clown outfit. You know what I mean?
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07-03-2012, 11:15 AM | #10 |
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But Deadpool hates clowns.
Although perhaps becoming a clown himself is a form of catharsis. When he looks into the mirror and sees Clown 9, it is like a dark mirror of his soul. EDIT: Jericho Brand is almost as nefarious as Clown 9. His only weakness?
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