Stupid complaints...

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey! Have you played with anyone that was a sore loser? Who gave the lamest excuses for losing? If you have, post here! This includes all systems and any games!

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[Nosferatu]

I got distracted by the hurricane!
Dude you live in washington....
I still did!

[CheshireThief]

That's right! Fear the Corp. of DOOM!

In Halo, I usually run around with the name, "Vehicle Man." My friends hate it because I'll hop in a warthog or ghost and just own everyone. I'm good at manuevering them and getting them places they shouldn't go. One of my friends complained, "You should be a real man and fight with weapons, instead of being a little bitch flying around in that ghost." I ran him over and replied, "A ghost is a weapon." When he and a couple others complained enough, they tried to ban me from the vehicles. To which I responded, "What? And if your name was Sniper Man or Rocket Boy, we'd ban you from Sniper Rifles and Rocket Launchers? If that's the way the game is played, I'm now death. Ban me from dying!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I have a friend, and every time he loses he says: "Oh man, this thing is rigged!"

[pochercoaster]

Sometimes my brother and I play Super Smash Brothers, which most of the time I loose. The few times I do win, though, from actually playing better than usual, he'll always say he's been feeling sick, or something like that. Same with Tetris, except I pwn him at it all the time.

...and by the way, SAAM, your avatar is... weird fits, I guess. (O_o)

[IHateMakingNames]

Usually the excuses I hear with my friends are are "The game hates me", or "Something is wrong with this game, I did ____ but it didn't do it". Luckily those are usually jokes though since all my friends know I am better at video games then them.

But online games, the excuses are great. On battle.net, getting in a game where the words 'cheese', 'cheap', or 'rigged' don't show up are rare.

Of course, I make excuses to. But usually my excuses are something like "my finger slipped", which is a specific way of saying "I screwed up." That, or I blame luck if it's a luck game.

[CheshireThief]

WARNING! DO NOT LOOK AT SAAM'S SIG WITH 3D GLASSES ON! YOU'LL HAVE SEIZURES! AND DIE! TWICE!

We were playing 2 on 3 in Halo, in a match to 50. Score was their team (the three people) 48 to my team (just two of us) 48. All three of them shot a rocket at my teammate, killing him. One of them ran for the invisibility. I saw all of them running to where I was. I was on a ledge directly across from where you can get the invisibility. As they ran towards me, I jumped off, fired a rocket straight down, and killed them all, including their invisible friend. Across the screen, "TRIPLE KILL". We won. The invisible guy started complaining, "That's bullshit! You can't kill me when I'm invisible." I replied, "You can't stay alive when you take a rocket to the face!"

[My Lead Airbag]

I love being in the room with my brother when he loses a game because he always says that it cheats. I might be able to dismiss this, but he believes so ferverently, like some demented organization is monitoring him, then making games that respond only to his DNA, which it reads through the controller of course, cheat.

[Nosferatu]

Oh halo halo halo... god that game ticked me n my firends off so much.

I had bruaght my box over to a friend's party, we had 4 controler's so we decided to put XBconnect on his comp to play.

We entered a room (ctf BG) and 2 guy's wanted to VS all of us.
We....got... OWNED. My one firend kept running off leaving us all to die second we spawn from a sniper and refusing to help us b/c we wouldn't help him get the flag.

At the end he blamed us losing on unhelpful allies.

Online the main game i play is Battlefield1942: Forgotten Hope(mod that make's game EXTREAMLY realistic)
It has a few "bugs" built into the actual game structure they have yet to fix.
Like my favororite.... the BLOOD SHOT. Randomly when ever you shoot sum1 you'll get a "Blood shot" you'll hit them, blood will spray, but it'll do no dmg. Hence the name "blood shot". I use this complaint all the time -_- cuz it happens all the time -_-.
I meen cmon when you empty 75 roudns from a mg42 into a guy point blank and he shoot's you once it's bull.

[MFD]

Seriously, though, RBI Baseball for the NES... now THAT was rigged.