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Sqirrels.
First off, Foamy, change your avatar.
The rest of you, work with me to end the sqirrely tyrency! (Yes I can't spell) I and severel friends have all been attacked by squirrels, so I urge you to spread this urgent news I have discovered. Squirrels are smart enough to take over the world. So from now on, when you see a squirrel, don't stop and say "How cute!" Shun them, when they realise that their cuteness has no power over you they will reviel themselves as the mindless killers that they are! We must stop them and their squirrely wrath!
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I am Edwardo Magnifico, worship me! "I'm not evil, it's just my brand of good is seen as evil in others eyes, yet it is infact good. When commit evil, that is being good, but when you're evil, your good."-Me 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?' Not enough to save it from my lightning!!! :rmage: What is powerful enough to...screw it, I blast them all with lightning! |
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12-05-2004, 12:41 PM
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12-05-2004, 12:47 PM
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I knew it all along...
He is right, we must stop my competition-err...these horrible vermin from conquering all that is dear to us! Squirrels eat BABIES!
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12-05-2004, 12:53 PM
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Funcraft II: "Let's all get along!"
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Rats with more people skills.
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Due to several pending lawsuits, Blizzard's long anticipated next installment in the famed Starcraft series, Starcraft II, has been renamed "Funcraft II". In addition, according to a Blizzard spokesman, the game will no longer focus on interstellar battle but will instead be centered around the idea of nonviolent conflict resolution, with the game's ultimate goal being to bring about interstellar harmony. |
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I'm on to you... Squirrels would never eat babies they would baby-sit the baby. Squirrels are our friends. It's better not to make them mad or they will kill you first. In conclusion, squirrels rock.
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12-05-2004, 01:05 PM
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newly fishless :(
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I'm glad SOME people are catching on. I'm scared of squirrels. The ones around here are as big as rabbits and totally defiant of humans. I can't count the number of times I've had the crap scared out of me by this huge grey thing exploding out of a trash can less than a foot away from me.
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12-05-2004, 02:34 PM
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See, I told ya, I am proud to see so many people who can see sense. Oh, and Dragonsbane, squirrels aren't your only competition.
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I am Edwardo Magnifico, worship me! "I'm not evil, it's just my brand of good is seen as evil in others eyes, yet it is infact good. When commit evil, that is being good, but when you're evil, your good."-Me 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?' Not enough to save it from my lightning!!! :rmage: What is powerful enough to...screw it, I blast them all with lightning! |
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12-05-2004, 02:54 PM
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Yeh, see, spread the news! Together we can stop them and their little cocktail stick spears!
Oh, by the way dragonsbane, love your signiture.
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I am Edwardo Magnifico, worship me! "I'm not evil, it's just my brand of good is seen as evil in others eyes, yet it is infact good. When commit evil, that is being good, but when you're evil, your good."-Me 'How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood?' Not enough to save it from my lightning!!! :rmage: What is powerful enough to...screw it, I blast them all with lightning! |
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12-05-2004, 02:55 PM
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Funcraft II: "Let's all get along!"
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They sit there on the fence post, all cute and innocent, but then they strike with such abandon and ferocity as to make the very bravest beg for mercy. Damn their bushy-tailed evil...The only way to stop these vile fiends is to cut off their acorn supply!!
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Due to several pending lawsuits, Blizzard's long anticipated next installment in the famed Starcraft series, Starcraft II, has been renamed "Funcraft II". In addition, according to a Blizzard spokesman, the game will no longer focus on interstellar battle but will instead be centered around the idea of nonviolent conflict resolution, with the game's ultimate goal being to bring about interstellar harmony. |
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