worst invention ever? - Page 6

Fifthfiend · 03-03-2006, 12:44 AM

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Originally Posted by POS Industries

I have a new least-favorite invention. Wanna hear it?

The Windows Key.

Yeah, that's right. As most of us are aware, Microsoft came up with this idea a few years back where they forced every IBM-compatible computer manufacturer to stick an extraneous key directly between Ctrl and Alt that would automatically open the start menu for you. Because, as Microsoft figured out long ago, we're all a bunch of alzheimers patients that need all the help we can get surfing that there intarweb.

The ridiculousness of course, is that most people never use the Windows key. Mostly, it just sits there, waiting for gamers to accidentlly bump it while playing and being thrust out of the game and back into Windows just long enough for whatever was they were fighting to kill them. Good job, folks. You've annoyed me nearly to the point of violent outrage.

As if WoW wasn't annoying enough to begin with...

I find Win+E to be the most convenient means of open up the folder view in explorer.

That's about it, though.

POS Industries · 03-03-2006, 01:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Da Bigg Pimp Daddy, P to da O to da S! Oh, yes!

The ridiculousness of course, is that most people never use the Windows key.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

I find Win+E to be the most convenient means of open up the folder view in explorer.

That's about it, though.

Now, Fifth, when have you ever fit into the catagory of "most people"?

Fifthfiend · 03-03-2006, 07:42 AM

Well I mean, just as a for instance, most people think you are a shitfucker.

A majority of which I am very emphatically a member.

POS Industries · 03-03-2006, 10:57 AM

And they'd be wrong. I mean, I'm into some pretty crazy stuff, but the whole scat thing just doesn't appeal to me. Not to mention it's terribly unsanitary. e. coli and all that...

...you know what? That's the worst invention ever, right there. Shitfucking. That is my word, and my word is law.

(Psst. I typically consider not falling into the catagory of "most people" to be a good thing. Bear that in mind.)

Fifthfiend · 03-03-2006, 11:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS Industries

And they'd be wrong. I mean, I'm into some pretty crazy stuff, but the whole scat thing just doesn't appeal to me.

Now POS, we've covered this sort of thing before.

Quote:

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Worst invention ever?.

Lying.

Really you ought to be ashamed.

Sittin' over there, tellin' those lies.

POS Industries · 03-03-2006, 11:18 AM

And see, that's where we disagree. I think lying was a pretty useful invention. After all, without it I'd have gotten in way more trouble throughout my life than I have. Since it worked out well enough for me, it must be a good thing.

Right?

And as for the scat thing, no. No no no.... Honestly, it's all about the dead babies! Get it right, man!

TheSpacePope · 03-03-2006, 05:27 PM

worst invention ever

quote tags

Quote:

Originally Posted by fithfiend

Well I mean, just as a for instance, most people think you are a shitfucker.

see pos, now it will never die.
people will see that fifth thinks your a shitfucker, and since I quoted him, they are gonna think I agree with him.

which i just might

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Originally Posted by P to the mofucking o sizzle

And as for the scat thing, no. No no no.... Honestly, it's all about the dead babies! Get it right, man!

Honestly if that is the thing, then YOU are the worst invention ever.

but then again, I AM pro-choice.

POS Industries · 03-03-2006, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

worst invention ever

quote tags

Nah, quote tags are just a symptom of the greater disease that is the internet. I say shut the whole damn thing down. After that, it's just a hop, skip, and a jump away from the idyllic Thoreau-esque eutopia of butter-churning and freezing to death in your own house. Just the way it should be. However, on a more immediate note, I do see your point about the quote tags. What's worse is that they can be easily manipulated in order to blur the facts.

On a completely unrelated note...

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

My god, POS Industries is the greatest creature to ever walk the known UNIVERSE!

Quote:

Originally Posted by fifthfiend

Most undoubtedly, good sir. In fact, I do not hesitate in saying that I would gladly go gay for that man, given the opportunity. Huzzah!

Why, that's awfully nice of both of you, but it's not at all necessary. Large sums of cash are a perfectly suitable show of esteem, really.

TheSpacePope · 03-03-2006, 08:59 PM

Real worst invention ever
sarcasm, it just has no end
see:

Our goons are on the way to destroy you.
and they will burn your files

except the porno, fifth has requested that,
For your mother.

I do love you though
even though you aren't going to be alive long enough to enjoy it

edit:
and as for quote tags

Quote:

Originally Posted by POS industries

I like to fuck dead babies

I sent that one to the FBI

Asbat · 03-03-2006, 09:49 PM

Dildo's.
men can't compete with motorized plastic.

03-03-2006, 07:42 AM	#53
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Well I mean, just as a for instance, most people think you are a shitfucker. A majority of which I am very emphatically a member. __________________ check out my buttspresso

03-03-2006, 10:57 AM	#54
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	And they'd be wrong. I mean, I'm into some pretty crazy stuff, but the whole scat thing just doesn't appeal to me. Not to mention it's terribly unsanitary. e. coli and all that... ...you know what? That's the worst invention ever, right there. Shitfucking. That is my word, and my word is law. (Psst. I typically consider not falling into the catagory of "most people" to be a good thing. Bear that in mind.) __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

03-03-2006, 11:18 AM	#56
POS Industries Argus Agony Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Gotta go fishing! Posts: 10,483	And see, that's where we disagree. I think lying was a pretty useful invention. After all, without it I'd have gotten in way more trouble throughout my life than I have. Since it worked out well enough for me, it must be a good thing. Right? And as for the scat thing, no. No no no.... Honestly, it's all about the dead babies! Get it right, man! __________________ Either you're dead or my watch has stopped.

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Asbat Goomba Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 11	Dildo's. men can't compete with motorized plastic.