NPF Avatars: Take three!

[PyrosNine]

I always am the same cat in every RP. Always!

And...Foons? What sort of evil backwards word is that? How dare you say such foulness in the presence of the Sporks!

Even in RP's that were around before I used the Envykitty look.

[Truce]

...do you even need to ask?

Name: Ecurt
Appearance: Though outside of NPF and it's craziness Ecurt remains in his human form, when involved with the NPF he turns into his Overlord form-if only to keep himself a little bit safer, with the only noticeable difference being longer and whiter hair. He wears the demonic armor taken from Gleipnir's first body, though it has been tailored to fit around his draconic wings.
Weapons/Items: Since Ecurt has a habit of taking whatever items people have/leave around him, I'll just list the ones that have been added during the last RP.
Uber Longknife (Overlord): It can control relatively small amounts of water, and extend itself to become whip like. It was created by fusing many of William's minion's weapons, making it stronger than any of the others.
Rhiya's Baggy Pants: A catalyst for magic, this was fused from Newb's Bag and Rhiya's Pants. Without it, he usually has trouble casting spells which leads to lots of trouble (for example, creating a giant evil marshmellow with an army of flying pigs, or making a mutant Hamtaro-stein).
Light Guitar: Taken from MT, it is a powerful axe that can be used to soothe the beast or batter its brains around. Oh, and it glows.
Special Abilities:
Transform: He can transform.
Summon (Cat Plushies): Those who were in the last two RPs should remember that Ecurt can instantaneously summon plushies into the world of various size, shapes, and abilities. One of the more useful ones is the dreaded PyrosNine plushies-a gag gift he had once tried to give to Raiden, which ended up only blowing up in his face.
Massive Head Thumpin': When Ecurt rocks out, the whole world rocks with him. Essentially, this makes the world shake.
Dramatic Appearance: It's just basically a flashy move, usuable only right before the final battle, where Ecurt suddenly appears in a pose. Occasionally, others appear at the same time with him.
Flash Forward: Similar to a flash back, it instead shows what happens in the future; though, the chances of whatever is revealed coming true are slim to none.
Undeath: His overlord form is that of an undead (though, don't mention that to the other members of the NPF Anti-Zombie Survival Army). Not really an ability, but it can lead to some trouble.

[Mr.McSpiff]

Hey Pyros... foon foon foon foon, foon foon foon! Oh, and by "I am the same cat blah blah blah yadda yadda dribble dribble." Do you mean the same as your avatar or did I miss something?

[The Wizard Who Did It]

And Raiden is going to kill my ass soon if I don't do this.

I scrap my flying ability (I'm a wizard, my wings are for decoration) and instead replace it with another weapon, Charon. Who is also kind of a second character.

-Name: Charon
-Appearance: Well, he is a dog. A puppy one might say. So... he is short. Very short, as in two thirds up to your knee. And white. The most adorable pearly white you will probably ever see. As in, "Unicorns are ugly" white. His hair is kind of soft and sleek, and he has a long snout, ending an adorable white nose. His eyes are brown, and when he begs, you listen. His tail is about a third his size, and he has the cutest paws ever. His pads are ebony black, and soft to the touch.
-Equipment: He's a puppy. He has claws which he whaps you with, a tail that he whaps you with, teeth that you know are razors, and his awesome tackling ability.
-Special Abilities:
----Nose: Smells a lot of things. Yeah...
----Ears: He's a dog, alright? You should already get all of this.
----Demon: This is the best description I have for it. Whenever he is disturbed, he turns into a demonic type dog, as in grows in size, power, etc. A very fearsome foe after his transformation. He also grows four heads.

SO that nobody attacks me about this, there is no mental link between Twiddy and Charon. He is just so goddamn cute.

[dementedmongoose]

Are you still open? If not, I'll delete this.

Name: Demented Mongoose (Mongrel for short, don't ask where that came from)
Appearance: average, garden variety mongoose/human hybrid. Around six feet tall, 280 lbs, human from the neck down, mongoose head. wears long black robes with hood to hide face.
Equipment:
Fangs. Shiny, bitey fangs.
Special Abilities:
Fang growth: Fangs get around six inches longer.
Venom: (passive) small, almost microscopic holes in every tooth allow him to inject venom into his prey, alternately, he can apply pressure to the venom glands in the roof and base of his mouth, then spit the venom with perfect accuracy up to one yard, if it gets in the eyes, it temporarily blinds the victim.
Mongoose Form: can become completely mongoose. Deactivates both other abilities, and they cannot be reactivated until he returns to real form.

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Mr.McSpiff

Hey Pyros... foon foon foon foon, foon foon foon! Oh, and by "I am the same cat blah blah blah yadda yadda dribble dribble." Do you mean the same as your avatar or did I miss something?

Same as my avatar, Mr. Foony the Foon-foon head of foonility fooniness.

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

enough with the foon-spork wars!

Oh, and what did you mean by Bizzitches (except Rhiya) comment?

Which reminds me. I think I'll give her a RFS Ioun Stone of No Stats that wizzes about her head permanently - AND a hint of what may happen if anybody pushes her over the 100 bar limit

[PyrosNine]

I wasn't calling you a Bizzitch, while everyone else I was.

And while I don't know what that thing you want to wizz about your head, but already I'm frightened and awed at the same time. Maybe.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

I wasn't calling you a Bizzitch, while everyone else I was.

Ohh yeah? ohh Yeah? well you know what? yo momma! HAH
Have you ever considered that maybe Rhiya wants to be a Bizzitch?

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Premonitions, can you see my face? Do you see that bright, insane, dangerous smile on it that would reach my eyes if only it weren't for the twin icebergs they are right now?

You can? Good.

Now, maybe you'd like to rephrase what you just said. Thats right, repeat after me, "I shall never ignore my own Precognition lest I said something that would risk - nay, INDUCE - certain death. Also I shall give Pyrosnine lots of pets and fire angel cookies..."

Wait... WTF!!! Pyros! Stop using your latent psychic powers to control my words!

Anyhoo, *looks menacingly at Premonitions and cracks her knuckles... all twenty of them (wing tentacles)*