chat8bit: Mafia

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

It seems like every time I check in IHMN has a new way to get himself lynched. It's like an artform with him.

Really, the only person here who I can look at and feel is at all suspicious would be Nikose, so I'm just going to get that out of the way.

Vote: Nikose

Call it a hunch? Well, to be perfectly fair, I'm not the most impartial, but the only other person who sticks in my mind is Marius Twilight, and that's for saying something stupid.

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by The Kneumatic Pnight

It seems like every time I check in IHMN has a new way to get himself lynched. It's like an artform with him.

Dangerous thinking. Very, Very, Very dangerous thinking.

That's a scum smokescreen waiting to explode. "Well, I mean, IHMN always looks scummy in the beginning."

That's an apparent feigning he could pull and using that as ANY excuse to disclude him from any suspicion is a bad idea.

[The Kneumatic Pnight]

Originally Posted by Mesden

"Well, I mean, IHMN always looks scummy in the beginning."

He also always dies in the beginning. This time is no exception.

Look at the numbers. This is the last day. If anything changes this, it'll be because something broke.

I just don't feel the need to vote for that, considering the current circumstances.

I was also going to make a statement about how, someday, we're not going to 'fall for it' and on that day, he'll kill us all... but can you think of anything more counterproductive to anything than actively contradicting myself?

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by The Kneumatic Pnight

He also always dies in the beginning. This time is no exception.

Look at the numbers. This is the last day. If anything changes this, it'll be because something broke.

I just don't feel the need to vote for that, considering the current circumstances.

Totally. It's between Nikose and IHMN now. Nikose seems to have the "I'm new" possibility of a smokescreen whereas IHMN as the afformentioned one.

I was also going to make a statement about how, someday, we're not going to 'fall for it' and on that day, he'll kill us all... but can you think of anything more counterproductive to anything than actively contradicting myself?

The Kneumatic Pnight: "Roleclaim: Mafia" :p

[Roy_D_Mylote]

I dunno why so many people are voting for Nikose. It's not like he did anything wrong. Or dumb.

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by Roy_D_Mylote

I dunno why so many people are voting for Nikose. It's not like he did anything wrong. Or dumb.

Not giving a reason for a vote or FOS and then following the next person with the same opinion as you that's known to take a stand and present herself atleast a fair bit well classifies as a mistake and is therefore dumb.

Also attempting the veil of "Newbieness" to the contrary, which isn't trusted no matter how genuine it is.

[Roy_D_Mylote]

A'ight. Well. That's uh, that's pretty bad, I guess. But he had just done something real stupid, you remember. I figured s/he thought people would realize that "Hey, he did something stupid, s/he just voted for him, that must be why" sorta thing.

[Fenris]

VOTE COUNT

IHateMakingNames (6)
Nikose
MariusTwilight
Roy_D_Mylote
Mesden
Newb
Elbodo

Nikose (4)
IHateMakingNames
Arhra
B_Real_Shadows
The Kneumatic Pnight

Mesden (1)
Inbred Chocobo

GARUD (1)
Ecurt

Ecurt (1)
GARUD

12 TO LYNCH. DEADLINE IN TWO HOURS.

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"It's getting late, we've decided to just get done with it and go back to our homes. IHateMakingNames, it looks like you're the one who has received the most votes, so get your ass up there."

"I'm sorry but I must decline your request."

"What? Grab him and force that noose around his neck!"

Two large men ran up and grabbed IHMN roughly and shoved his head into the noose. "You don't get to decline my request, IHMN. Any last words?"

"Indeed, I have a couple."

"Good for you." And the man released the trap door beneath IHMN. When IHMN was just about to reach the bottom of his fall, his entire body flickered, and vanished.

"WHAT HAPPENED?!" the man roared, looking frantically for IHMN.

"That was rude, you didn't let me have my last words," IHMN said cooly as he walked out from behind the stage. "I have been told I'm quite the Crafty Forumer, unlynchable, town-aligned. By the way, the words were 'Missed me'."

Stunned with disbelief, you look around, and your gaze lingers on the clock. It's getting late. You angrily walk back to your homes, a day wasted.

It is now Night 1. Do not post in this thread. All night roles must be sent in.

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You wake up, and walk along the path to the chatroom, when you hear a voice coming out of a building. You walk closer to investigate, and you hear a conversation between a woman and a reporter.

"...well, everybody calls me Paranoid because I always lock my doors and windows at night, but when I heard the rattling of my front door, I waited, and listened."

"What did you hear?" the reporter asked Mesden, who was looking a little shaken, and it didn't appear that she had gotten any sleep overnight.

"Voices. Five of them. They were discussing how they were gonna kill me!" Mesden said, hysterically.

"What did you do next?"

"What do you think I did? I ran! I went out the secret passage from my basement and hid out in a hotel. I came and talked to the police earlier this morning, and then we started this interview. But, I'm alive, and that's all that matters. I guess being Paranoid keeps me from getting killed overnight."

You continued along the path to the chatroom, and you stumble upon three bodies. The first body you see is that of Silly Kitty. You look more closely at her body, and you see that she is really krylo, Normal Vigilante, town-aligned. She has various stab wounds in her neck, and seemed to have been roughed up obscenely before she was killed. You look at the second body, and you recognize it as that of Ogianres. He's holding a knife with a bloody blade, and his hands also have the spattering of blood on them. You investigate the body, and you see a tatoo on his arm. It is shaped like a waterdroplet. After combining these two pieces of evidence, you realize that he was Silly Kitty, Normal Serial Killer, Cult Draftee, Cult-aligned. You move onto the third body. It is that of Arhra who after you turning him over to see any signs of damage, wakes up.

"What happened?" you ask.

"I heard my best friend, Silly Kitty scream, and I rushed to see what was wrong. When I saw that she was under attack, I quickly came into her aid. But I was too late, Silly Kitty was dead. I, enraged, broke Ogianres' neck. I wept for Silly Kitty's death, and I must have passed out here. I was loyal enough to her to avenge her death, and I do not regret my actions."

As you continue once more along the path, you see another dead body, hanging from a tree. The rope that the body dangles from appears to be made of identical pairs of pants. You shift your gaze to the body. It is B_real_shadows. After realizing that he's wearing an identical pair of pants to that of the rope, you realize that he is Kneumatic Pnight, Normal Mafia Don, Mafia-aligned.

You realize that you've lost two enemies and lost a very good friend as you enter the chatroom.

It is now Day 2. 11 to lynch.

[Roy_D_Mylote]

So, just to clarify, Silly Kitty, Ogianres, and B_real died?

EDIT: Oh, oh, oh yeah, just saw the first page. Kay. Having "real" names and "character" names in there confused me.

The mafia tried to kill Mesden, you can tell, what with the five voices. And the SK (Ogianres) killed Silly Kitty. Hee hee. Silly Kitty killed herself. And then Ahra had some sort of power where he kills whoever kills the vig? I dunno. And Silly Kitty got B_real before she bit it. Right? Anyone disagree with this interpretation? I'm just writing it out so I'll have a visual aid in the future.

So we're out our Vig and our Bodyguard? Things do not bode well for our little chatroom, do they?

Also, this is the longest I have ever gone in a mafia game! Hoorah.

[Silly Kitty]

No, Arhra killed the SK.

Edit: Also, poo! STOP KILLING ME SO EARLY IN THE GAME! Sheesh.