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[Fifthfiend]

:fighter: I liek swords
:bmage: You = stupid. I stabses you now!
:fighter: Blarg I am ded
:bmage: Yo whitemage lets do sexy makeouts
:wmage: *Hitses BM for bein' pervy*
:bmage: Owches!

And so on.

If you absolutely must, do so here.

EDIT: If you have an actual fan-fiction story involving actual dialogue and exposition and paragraphs and highfalutin' junk like that you are welcome to start your own thread here in this forum.

[Alex the Son of Darko]

Darko:.....

Me: what up, dad?

Darko: BM.....he is actually being EVIL for once...

Me: whoa....been like 1.5 weeks since he commited mass, senseless murder....now if only he was competant in Blue Magery

Darko: I wouldn't get my hopes up on THAT.....

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Alex the Son of Darko

Darko:.....

Me: what up, dad?

Darko: BM.....he is actually being EVIL for once...

Me: whoa....been like 1.5 weeks since he commited mass, senseless murder....now if only he was competant in Blue Magery

Darko: I wouldn't get my hopes up on THAT.....

I hope BM does eventually learn some useful Blue Magic. All he's got now is his self-HLORF! and a kick to the nuts (aka Goblin Punch). I can definitely see him running around casting Beta, maybe Aqua Breath, and quite possibly blowing a gasket over being forced to learn White Wind.

:bmage: Wait, no tornado? And I feel, wait, HEALED!? I learned White Magic? Gods, I feel dirty. No amount of stabbin' in the world will rectify this, but I'll at least feel better trying. *rampages*

[PCD]

Originally Posted by Alex the Son of Darko

Darko:.....

Me: what up, dad?

Darko: BM.....he is actually being EVIL for once...

Me: whoa....been like 1.5 weeks since he commited mass, senseless murder....now if only he was competant in Blue Magery

Darko: I wouldn't get my hopes up on THAT.....

Originally Posted by bluestarultor

:bmage: Wait, no tornado? And I feel, wait, HEALED!? I learned White Magic? Gods, I feel dirty. No amount of stabbin' in the world will rectify this, but I'll at least feel better trying. *rampages*

We have a thread for things like this. Please keep there.

[Alex the Son of Darko]

Originally Posted by PCD

We have a thread for things like this. Please keep there.

.....that leads to an Arts and Crafts section for fanwork....

what I said was NOT fanwork, it was a GAG. You know, cause I am Alex, the SON of Darko?

and the other guy was giving an (accurate) example of what BM would do if his spells actually HELPED life instead bringing ruin and death to it.

[Fenris]

Originally Posted by Alex the Son of Darko

.....that leads to an Arts and Crafts section for fanwork....

Yes, yes it does. Maybe not so much condescension for that thread because from the looks of things, that thread will be your new best friend, considering most of what you post here goes there.

what I said was NOT fanwork, it was a GAG. You know, cause I am Alex, the SON of Darko?

1. Read the rules about those things.

2. Gags are funny.

3. I'm sure your father appreciates being called a group of pixels on a webcomic.

4. It is fanwork because you are a fan of the comic, and that post is your work, work which is related to the comic that you are a fan of.

5. He asked you politely to move it to where it goes, so rather than arguing about it, maybe do a little reading to make sure he's justified and maybe, just maybe, apologize? Just a thought.

and the other guy was giving an (accurate) example of what BM would do if his spells actually HELPED life instead bringing ruin and death to it.

Thus, a fanfic. Should Brian have included that line in his comic, then it would have been fair play outside of here.

Alex, man, warned.

[Chaos Mage]

Personally I find Son of Darko's response funny...

[Redneck Scientist]

Originally Posted by Alex the Son of Darko

Darko:.....

Me: what up, dad?

Darko: BM.....he is actually being EVIL for once...

Me: whoa....been like 1.5 weeks since he commited mass, senseless murder....now if only he was competant in Blue Magery

Darko: I wouldn't get my hopes up on THAT.....

Again, not funny at all.

I liked the comic. How BM just responds to the guy after slicing his head off is priceless.

[Alex the Son of Darko]

Originally Posted by Chaos Mage

Personally I find Son of Darko's response funny...

gee thanks

[Molekh]

Originally Posted by Monkeybonk

Really enjoyed this comic. The only thing that annoys me about this mini story-arc is that the whole deal with Thief's contracts and him taking all the money just doesn't sit right with me.

But the jokes about his contracts and 'share of the loot' I never found particularly funny, because while I suppose as an RPG player I can relate to getting into absurdly evil situations, the thief character somehow weaseling his way into getting all the loot would simply result in said character being divided into pieces and distributed around town.

And while I suppose I can THINK of the protection racket being 'realistic', the legalesque just... eh. Just seems like the whole deal would be a little more plausible and feel a little more evil without the "lol look thief's robbing his teammates with doubletalk agani".

Well, I like it. Although, granted, sometimes it seems like overk-
:thief: *ahem* remember our little deal?
oh, right, the whole me-not-dissing-you-to-save-my-life's-savings thing. I mean, ALL HAIL THIEF! GIVE HIM $$$$$$!
:thief: much better. I'm keeping your money anyway.
wha-? you can't do that!
:thief: according to paragraph 145, "yes he can".