Calvinball: Round 2 - Page 2

darkt0aster · 03-25-2004, 10:39 PM

The toaster looked up from the bottom of a pile of dead fish, sensing imminent doom. But after the teleportation to the US-Can border...another chance came about to score some major points...

The toaster quickly began to sing quietly at a incomprehensible speed through all 42 verses in less than a minute.

"Ha!" the contestants heard booming about them. eventually their eyes rested upon the resiliant toaster. "To answer your question...yes it talks. But that's not the point..."

"I AM the bonus box." (another dramatic chord sounds)

"That means that all other contestants that ARE NOT the bonus box are immediately transformed into frogs."

Score:
me - GHz
others - soap

Hunter_Shu · 03-25-2004, 10:41 PM

Begins Ribbitting in Morse Code. Transcript: "Anyone whose tongue can touch the bonus box is changed back."
Froggy Shu then begins trying to lick the Bonus Box, but it's a tricky little toaster, and it dodges out of the way...

Bob The Mercenary · 03-25-2004, 11:07 PM

Bob hops onto the toaster, giving it an incomprehensible amount of warts on its frame, including its plugs, sockets, and nooks (not to mention the crannies). The already fried toaster short-circuits and drops the mystery box. Bob licks it and is transformed back to normal.

He then takes the calvinball and rocks the toaster with it. "8 trillion points for hitting an opponent with the toaster!" He then uses the mystery box to, somehow, switch the borders around, causing a massive 9 billion.7 earthquake destroying everything. Amid the destruction, he runs north into the U.S. now that the poles are switched.

TheSpiritOfVengance · 03-26-2004, 01:09 AM

All the sudden From the middle of nowhere a van heads towards the general area Then Spirit hops out and opens the back door to the van and out fall hundreds of calvin balls. "Bwahahahahaha!!!" He snatches the real ball stealthly " Now nobody knows which one is the real ball oh and KYAGB" as he shoots the calvin ball out of his bowling ball (real big potato gin) Cannon at the bonus box thus knockin it down and making a huge bonus then after a dramatic pose THE VAN EXPLODES! sthen the calvin ball gets lost in the assortment of counterfeit balls...

Osterbaum · 03-26-2004, 06:42 AM

Osterbaum runs to the field grabbing the REAL calvinball! Now Osterbaum is standing on the midle of the field shooting firebals at the others. In order to get the calvinball from me you will have to do the chicken dance 999,999,999 times by at the same time standing on your head. After that you still have to try and take the ball from me!

Oh and I get as many points as I want!

darkt0aster · 03-26-2004, 10:38 AM

OOC: the toaster wasn't holding the bonus box...it was the bonus box, but still....

After the feeling of a serious personal violation passed, the toaster scooted over to Osterbaum and performed the burn-the-face-of-the-one-who-initiated-the-near-endless-inverted-chicken-dance-as-to-avoid-it-alltogehter dance that immediately voids all inverted chicken dancing. and in the process, caught a fireball that burned off all the nasty warts and gave the chrome a very nice, very shiny finish.

As Osterbaum he screamed in pain and dropped the ball, the toaster spun rapidly, catching the sunlight and reflecting off of the nice new chrome finish into everybodys face, temporarily blinding them. The toaster then whipped it's electrical chord into the falling calvinball, causing it to fly up into the stratosphere.

"an extra NOODLE points will be awarded to the first person to catch it. and you better hurry, because I know.....hehehe..."

The toaster inserted a full load of poptarts and forced them to stay down. Minutes later, it flipped over and went rocketing skyward on the 12 ft flames fueled by the scorched breakfast food.

Score
me- squish
others- squash

Bob The Mercenary · 03-26-2004, 10:47 AM

Bob tracked the orbiting toaster with his brandy new 3000x sniper rifle. He let a shot ring out and blast a baseball-sized hole in the renegade appliance. He then summoned his hoarde of donkeys from the previous fight and had them charge the calvinballs. The balls went flying in every direction inflicting numerous blunt-object related wounds to all on the field. The toaster fell to the ground in a fiery explosion and left a mile long, 10 mile deep crater. This massive explosion began affecting the atmosphere as the sun was blotted out by the dust and a nuclear winter began.

Osterbaum · 03-26-2004, 10:58 AM

Osterbaum somehow survives everything that happens and grabs the REAL calvinball. Osterbaum runs to where Santa Claus lives and hides out there with the calvinball and gets 999,999,999 points every second! In order to get to me and the calvinball you have to be able to see Santa Clausses home nad you can't see it unles you are holding the REAL calvinball!

darkt0aster · 03-26-2004, 11:29 AM

After taking part in creating Grand Canyon II (the sequel) The spirit posessing the severely mauled kitchen appliance removed itself from the chasm and looked around for something else to posess. Seconds later his eyes rested upon the fleeing osterbaum.

The spirit sped through the air and was inches from him but at the last second, it was caught by a small gust of arctic air and landed in....

the calvinball. (yet another dramatic chord sounds)

This can work...ooh hey, santas house....i'll just wait in this ball for the perfect moment...

The calvinball chuckled to itself.

Osterbaum · 03-26-2004, 11:33 AM

HAH! Osterbaum will no be fooled! Osterbaum quiqly flies to Siberia and hides there holding the calvinball on his hand and scoring 100000000000000000000 points each second. YOU CAN'T FIND ME!

03-25-2004, 10:39 PM	#11
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	The toaster looked up from the bottom of a pile of dead fish, sensing imminent doom. But after the teleportation to the US-Can border...another chance came about to score some major points... The toaster quickly began to sing quietly at a incomprehensible speed through all 42 verses in less than a minute. "Ha!" the contestants heard booming about them. eventually their eyes rested upon the resiliant toaster. "To answer your question...yes it talks. But that's not the point..." "I AM the bonus box." (another dramatic chord sounds) "That means that all other contestants that ARE NOT the bonus box are immediately transformed into frogs." Score: me - GHz others - soap __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-25-2004 at 10:42 PM.

03-25-2004, 10:41 PM	#12
Hunter_Shu Fenrir Knight Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arctica Castle Posts: 150	Begins Ribbitting in Morse Code. Transcript: "Anyone whose tongue can touch the bonus box is changed back." Froggy Shu then begins trying to lick the Bonus Box, but it's a tricky little toaster, and it dodges out of the way... __________________ "From now on, I will not bother arguing with the fools I meet. I will simply wave my paw and say 'Bah' to them."-Dogbert "Gai-no-super-greattu-hisatsuwaza! Gai! Super! Upper!"-Gai Daigoji Proud (And possibly only) fan of Record of Lodoss War.

03-25-2004, 11:07 PM	#13
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob hops onto the toaster, giving it an incomprehensible amount of warts on its frame, including its plugs, sockets, and nooks (not to mention the crannies). The already fried toaster short-circuits and drops the mystery box. Bob licks it and is transformed back to normal. He then takes the calvinball and rocks the toaster with it. "8 trillion points for hitting an opponent with the toaster!" He then uses the mystery box to, somehow, switch the borders around, causing a massive 9 billion.7 earthquake destroying everything. Amid the destruction, he runs north into the U.S. now that the poles are switched. __________________ Bob Dole

03-26-2004, 01:09 AM	#14
TheSpiritOfVengance The Glorious Number One Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Wandering the Earth once More... Posts: 1,250	All the sudden From the middle of nowhere a van heads towards the general area Then Spirit hops out and opens the back door to the van and out fall hundreds of calvin balls. "Bwahahahahaha!!!" He snatches the real ball stealthly " Now nobody knows which one is the real ball oh and KYAGB" as he shoots the calvin ball out of his bowling ball (real big potato gin) Cannon at the bonus box thus knockin it down and making a huge bonus then after a dramatic pose THE VAN EXPLODES! sthen the calvin ball gets lost in the assortment of counterfeit balls... __________________ "Revenge is a dish best sereved cold. And it is very cold in outer space" --Kahn

03-26-2004, 06:42 AM	#15
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Osterbaum runs to the field grabbing the REAL calvinball! Now Osterbaum is standing on the midle of the field shooting firebals at the others. In order to get the calvinball from me you will have to do the chicken dance 999,999,999 times by at the same time standing on your head. After that you still have to try and take the ball from me! Oh and I get as many points as I want! __________________ D is for Dirty Commie! Last edited by Osterbaum; 03-26-2004 at 10:33 AM.

03-26-2004, 10:38 AM	#16
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	OOC: the toaster wasn't holding the bonus box...it was the bonus box, but still.... After the feeling of a serious personal violation passed, the toaster scooted over to Osterbaum and performed the burn-the-face-of-the-one-who-initiated-the-near-endless-inverted-chicken-dance-as-to-avoid-it-alltogehter dance that immediately voids all inverted chicken dancing. and in the process, caught a fireball that burned off all the nasty warts and gave the chrome a very nice, very shiny finish. As Osterbaum he screamed in pain and dropped the ball, the toaster spun rapidly, catching the sunlight and reflecting off of the nice new chrome finish into everybodys face, temporarily blinding them. The toaster then whipped it's electrical chord into the falling calvinball, causing it to fly up into the stratosphere. "an extra NOODLE points will be awarded to the first person to catch it. and you better hurry, because I know.....hehehe..." The toaster inserted a full load of poptarts and forced them to stay down. Minutes later, it flipped over and went rocketing skyward on the 12 ft flames fueled by the scorched breakfast food. Score me- squish others- squash __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity. Last edited by darkt0aster; 03-26-2004 at 10:40 AM.

03-26-2004, 10:47 AM	#17
Bob The Mercenary Bob Dole Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Bob Dole Posts: 5,606	Bob tracked the orbiting toaster with his brandy new 3000x sniper rifle. He let a shot ring out and blast a baseball-sized hole in the renegade appliance. He then summoned his hoarde of donkeys from the previous fight and had them charge the calvinballs. The balls went flying in every direction inflicting numerous blunt-object related wounds to all on the field. The toaster fell to the ground in a fiery explosion and left a mile long, 10 mile deep crater. This massive explosion began affecting the atmosphere as the sun was blotted out by the dust and a nuclear winter began. __________________ Bob Dole

03-26-2004, 10:58 AM	#18
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	Osterbaum somehow survives everything that happens and grabs the REAL calvinball. Osterbaum runs to where Santa Claus lives and hides out there with the calvinball and gets 999,999,999 points every second! In order to get to me and the calvinball you have to be able to see Santa Clausses home nad you can't see it unles you are holding the REAL calvinball! __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

03-26-2004, 11:29 AM	#19
darkt0aster Toastdoken! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: The middle of everywhere and nowhere at the same time: Rolla, MO Posts: 768	After taking part in creating Grand Canyon II (the sequel) The spirit posessing the severely mauled kitchen appliance removed itself from the chasm and looked around for something else to posess. Seconds later his eyes rested upon the fleeing osterbaum. The spirit sped through the air and was inches from him but at the last second, it was caught by a small gust of arctic air and landed in.... the calvinball. (yet another dramatic chord sounds) This can work...ooh hey, santas house....i'll just wait in this ball for the perfect moment... The calvinball chuckled to itself. __________________ Fun Jack Thompson Links: His website: http://www.stopkill.com (good for a few laughs). Hie e-mail: jackpeace@comcast.net (good luck!) His phone number: 305-666-4366 (I'm wondering about that middle bit :bmage: ) A comparison between Jack and a sane human being (Tim Buckley of Ctrl+Alt+Del). An odd e-mail exchange between him and Scott of VGcats. Apparently, he has a history of insanity.

03-26-2004, 11:33 AM	#20
Osterbaum The revolution will be memed! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: FIN Posts: 5,967	HAH! Osterbaum will no be fooled! Osterbaum quiqly flies to Siberia and hides there holding the calvinball on his hand and scoring 100000000000000000000 points each second. YOU CAN'T FIND ME! __________________ D is for Dirty Commie!

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