Let's Play: Final Fantasy 6! (Pictures be here, 56k warning)

[Mesden]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

I move for a vote of no confidence in the Let's Player.

I second the motion.

[Jagos]

NoWang... >_>

It's an asian thing.

[Kerensky287]

Yes, I know what a Eunuch is. It's just that... Edgar totally isn't. And all the humour seems to come from "AHAHA HES HITTING ON HER BUT HE HAS NO BALLS OLOLOL"

...And stop voting for lack of confidence in me.

In fact, fuck it, I'm vetoing this vote and any related to that.

And now for the update.

Just a progress picture.


Yeah... world map screens are boring. I'll skip any that aren't especially notable.




Oh shit, we don't have to go through a dungeon to prove our identities, do we? Because that would really suck.


Nope. Guardman just has poor eyesight. Not an especially admirable trait in a guy charged with keeping the bad mans out.

"Hey, is that Charlie Chaplin? HEY! I LOVE YOUR MUSTACHE! COME ON IN!"


The party enters to find the walls decorated with what appears to be a massive, blue Iron Cross.


More guards. I ignore them because I don't want to be mistaken for Sephiroth or something.


Aaaaand... the king. Let's see if there's anything else to do first.

Hey! More guards! Let's mess with them a bit!


...You're no fun.


Neither are you.

"Welcome to Corneria."


Screw it.


Fangirls go SQUEEEEEE




"Daaaaaaaaayum."


Yes, king, you should know better than to eye-rape your guests.


...No. Wrong apology.


THERE! HAPPY NOW, DICKWEEDS?!


A king? Maybe. A king named Eunuch? Not so much.


"I'll leave you two alone for a bit. "

Despite Bitch's previously stated role as jail currency, Cocke does not seem to realize that Eunuch does not care.


Eunuch and Kefka are good buds.




Bitch be talented.


Foolish girl! No more talking.


"Ahahaha... I'm joking, you know that."


"Blood type. I'm literally DYING. I need a transfusion."


"I mean, geez, COCKE would be able to make better use of them than me."


Bitch does not know what a Eunuch is.


Eunuch explains.


Maybe clarity. But Bitch does not speak english well.

Wonder what the guard says now.


Now he's just being dismissive.

Now it's time for Bitch Branford's TALKING TO FIGAROIANS!


...No kidding?


...Fire beam's not THAT good.




OLOLOLOL I ALMOST GOT U

...I'm sure I'll find out eventually. It's probably some sort of hidden mutant training academy full of applied phlebotinum. Or maybe the castle itself is a giant digging machine.


Blonde ditz is blonde and therefore does not understand sarcastic humour.


...A brother?


...A BROTHER?


...A BROTHER NAMED YOUTH?

Oh, FUCK. I feel a character naming coming that I didn't plan for.


Oh right. Story.

Spoiler. The king, Eunuch's father, dies of anorexia.




Vague hints that Youth is not the brightest star in the sky.


...Shit.


This is just a temporary name that YOU TOTALLY DESERVE MESDEN FOR THE VOTE OF NO CONFIDENCE.

I'll fix it with the new consensus next update... that's right, I'll run through this entire section again for you people. I spoil you.


Huh-huh. Mesden is a man.


A small man.


...Eunuch is a pedophile, too?


S'okay. You need to start funding public education though.


OHOHO! What do we have here?
It's Kefka!


Kefka, being both a clown AND a mime, can sit on invisible chairs. (Ed's note: Read Dr McNinja, kids!)






...Wait, what's he doing?

That's... not his boots.



-_-;




Kefka enjoys taking advantage of his underlings.


No one could mistake that makeup. Though I'm surprised that he didn't first cycle through Ronald McDonald or Marilyn Manson first.


"Use your manners."
"...Please."
"Permission granted! This is Figaro, the desert city!"


"Y-y'know... Like you invaded... Kefka's... a minute ago OH COME ON, I JUST MADE A HANDJOB JOKE! Nobody understands my humour."


"It's been a while, buddy! Do that thing you used to do, with the raised fists and the midi laughter!"


No importance.


"I'd like to get to know her if ya know what I mean! AHAHAHA.... yeah, I'm joking, I don't swing that way anymore."


"That thing she stole... was my heart. :'("




"Unless, y'know, he was attracted to them."




"I kid, I kid! But seriously, if you see her, send her my way, okay? See you later, man."


"I honestly don't know what you see in her."






"I noticed that you have a tendency to steal from everyone we see but I just want to be sure."


Cocke wants Bitch to help him in his treasure hunt.






"We each have our own little sexual joke associated with us. You'll fit right in!"


Cocke will hunt for the treasure in your caverns for you.


"Because if you don't I'll CUT YOU."




The problem is choice.

...Fade to black.

Didn't I tell you guys the Eunuch jokes would get old quick? Also, sorry about the lack of foresight into the Sabin naming. I'm open to suggestions. Especially if the suggestion is to just leave it as Mesden.

Though, sadly, I'm not gonna be able to update for a week or two. I have exams and stuff coming up, as well as graduation and a trip with friends to Toronto, the Canadian city!

Big Mac may take over for me. I take no responsibility for anything he does to our collective game, though I will keep a copy of the current savestate JUST IN CASE.

Thanks for the continued support, everybody! Except two of you. You know who you are.

[Lord of Joshelplex]

Name him Big Daddy, or some other pimp name.

[01d55]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

But Irvine is boring and doesn't provide any humorous value. Everyone already knows how FF6 goes anyway, so it makes it more fun when you name them rude things.

I don't know how FF6 goes. I mean, I know the basic outline but I've never actually played all the way through or read through a detailed plot walkthrough like this.

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by Kerensky287

This spot reserved for an update coming now.

Yes, I know what a Eunuch is. It's just that... Edgar totally isn't. And all the humour seems to come from "AHAHA HES HITTING ON HER BUT HE HAS NO BALLS OLOLOL"

...And stop voting for lack of confidence in me.

In fact, fuck it, I'm vetoing this vote and any related to that.

Bah.

That's terrible.

I take this as a direct insult. After all, it's my idea you're vetoing -- and that after you actually accepted the notion of calling Locke Cocke, and calling Terra Bitch. I mean you dare to speak down to me and belittle my idea because "Edgar isn't a eunuch" (failing to see that it's where the humor is coming from) but it's totally okay to call Terra a bitch, despite the fact she's not a bitch? And it's okay to call Locke a raunchy part of the male anatomy? And it's okay to sexually insinuate that "Cocke is entering Bitch's caverns?"

Yet my idea is just sssoooo much worse, eh?

Well I mean this will come as absolutely no shock to you whatsoever, but you just lost a once-interested reader. What's the point of a Let's Play topic if you're going to randomly, and for no apparently justifiable reason, veto the desicions you asked us to make?!

Good luck.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Bah.

That's terrible.

I take this as a direct insult. After all, it's my idea you're vetoing -- and that after you actually accepted the notion of calling Locke Cocke, and calling Terra Bitch. I mean you dare to speak down to me and belittle my idea because "Edgar isn't a eunuch" (failing to see that it's where the humor is coming from) but it's totally okay to call Terra a bitch, despite the fact she's not a bitch? And it's okay to call Locke a raunchy part of the male anatomy? And it's okay to sexually insinuate that "Cocke is entering Bitch's caverns?"

Yet my idea is just sssoooo much worse, eh?

Well I mean this will come as absolutely no shock to you whatsoever, but you just lost a once-interested reader. What's the point of a Let's Play topic if you're going to randomly, and for no apparently justifiable reason, veto the desicions you asked us to make?!

Good luck.

I didn't mean it as an insult in any way. I'm pretty sure that the name Eunuch was suggested in the past, in fact (though it may have been you then, as well). I've been trying to preserve the interactive aspect as much as possible in this series, short as it may have been.

You may have noticed that I didn't WANT to name Terra "Bitch". The Locke/Cocke aspect was funny to me, though, because I hadn't noticed it before, even though it was a one-letter change. I thought it was clever, and so did everyone else apparently.

The name Eunuch... I dunno. I didn't want to be rude or anything, but... well, for one thing, as you mentioned, we had named everyone so far something rude (a fact I'm not proud of) and... I dunno. It seemed a little obvious to name the lecher Eunuch.

So, yeah. The tentative decision to veto came more as, I dunno, the straw that broke the camel's back. You may have noticed that I actually DIDN'T veto it, just expressed a little resentment at having to use such obvious jokes. I was looking for a little bit of a challenge in the series' humour, though that's still not much of a reason.

I didn't mean to be rude, and I'm sorry if that's what I came across as. I've been a little stressed lately but that's not an excuse. I'll try harder next time.

But you guys also need to go a little easier on me, if that's okay. Two votes of no confidence and a "leaving forever" after a single unpopular decision? Come on!

[CelesJessa]

As far as Edgar being an eunich ("an" eunich sounds funny...) or not... I would totally believe that Edgar is a little gay. He's just hiding his obvious hots for Locke by acting like "I LOVE WOMEN! LOL VAGINAS RULE!"

Also, I've never played the GBA version of the game, but I have to say, that little picture next to Kefka's name is pretty hideous. I mean, I know Kefka is a freaky clown, but that picture just seems to be pushing it. (and I mean, they already have a name to tell you who's speaking, do they really need a picture too?)


and as far as Sabin's name.... I vote "Beef". Because the idea of the group screaming "Beef!" when he falls off of the raft is hilarious to me.

"Ah yes... Beef."
But this is also coming from the person who thought it was hilarious to name Tellah from FF4 "Bation" because they usually preceded his name with "Master". I have the maturity level of a fourth grader!

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

Bah.

That's terrible.

I take this as a direct insult. After all, it's my idea you're vetoing -- and that after you actually accepted the notion of calling Locke Cocke, and calling Terra Bitch. I mean you dare to speak down to me and belittle my idea because "Edgar isn't a eunuch" (failing to see that it's where the humor is coming from) but it's totally okay to call Terra a bitch, despite the fact she's not a bitch? And it's okay to call Locke a raunchy part of the male anatomy? And it's okay to sexually insinuate that "Cocke is entering Bitch's caverns?"

Yet my idea is just sssoooo much worse, eh?

Well I mean this will come as absolutely no shock to you whatsoever, but you just lost a once-interested reader. What's the point of a Let's Play topic if you're going to randomly, and for no apparently justifiable reason, veto the desicions you asked us to make?!

Good luck.

I totally feel you on this SS but you are definitely taking this like four hundred and fifty percent more serious than you oughtta be.

Really that goes for the thread in general. Shades of Mafia drama, I swear.

Kerensky the vote bit was all maybe half in good fun but in all seriousness you're totally getting this whole mini-mod it's MY thread motherfuckers, and you're gonna play by my rules! thing starting to go on. I mean if you don't like how other people want to play your game you could totally like, play Final Fantasy 6 on your own from the comfort of your own home?

Okay sure fine Eunuch was maybe not the best of all possible names for ol' Eddie but a number of people thought it was the best thing runnin' and nobody offered up a suggestion that people liked better so what do you want. Not for nothing but like --

And all the humour seems to come from "AHAHA HES HITTING ON HER BUT HE HAS NO BALLS OLOLOL"

== I don't know about you but it was more or less my impression that the entire point of this sort of thing was so people could go "OLOLOL".

I'm not calling this official moderationing or anything but I am gonna say you should maybe consider where you're goin' with this.

And with all that that said, I mean okay if Kerensky really doesn't wanna do Eunuch or Bitch or whatevs in his thread then eh, it's not that big of a big, nobody's twisting anyone's arm to participate in this thing. Hell if anyone minds it that hard I'll go ahead and say someone else can do their own Let's Play FF6 and name people all the insults and curse words they like. Except like, the N-word cause seriously I'll fucking kill you. Or the F-g word, that one's out too. But aside from them go nuts!

[01d55]

I was actually surprised at the quantity and quality of Eunuch jokes. I didn't expect much to come of it but that was actually pretty good.

Beef is good. It's fodder for sexual jokes without being explicitly about sex right up front.