Return of Let's Play FF6: The Bride of Let's Play FF6

[Truce]

Cocke. By himself. Let's see you solo this!

...more seriously, add Store, Ahnuld, and Eunuch. That way, you get all possible plots out of the way as soon as possible. I like Silly, but he doesn't add much aside from being a badass in battle. And since we're not playing, we don't even get that.

[Wyndon]

Eunuch and Cocke. Together, they're a normal human male!

[Moogle0119]

Cocke, Store, Eunuch and AHNULD to see all the cutscenes as already suggested. More plot time = more funnies

[Amake]

Yeah, Cocke, Store, Eunuch and AHNULD gets two cut scenes between them. Although one of them could be saved for later. I think the first time I played I managed to see Rachel's story with Locke and Terra, which got me well on the way to being the only person on Earth who thinks they're the ones having a romance rather than Locke and Celes.

Ah, the memories. Anyway, I vote for Store, AHNULD, Eunuch and Silly. It's good to have him along as much as possible to get a chance to see his dreams. And then Cocke can level up mysteriously while no one's looking, without dying like Krillin all the time.

[Satan's Onion]

Altho' it's worth remembering that Silly can--and is, in fact, liable to--leave your party after any battle, including random encounters for leveling up/stealing/moneyearning (which may not be so much of a problem if you don't include Cocke, I guess). I found this out the hard way while trying to level up/steal stuff for my own characters at this point in the game.

[greed]

Oh man, in this page full of "Bitch" "Eunuch" and "Cocke", Google has generated a Miley Cyrus ad. Love unintentionally funny Goggle ads.

Also Cocke, Store and AHNULD.

[Amake]

Originally Posted by Satan's Onion

Altho' it's worth remembering that Silly can--and is, in fact, liable to--leave your party after any battle, including random encounters for leveling up/stealing/moneyearning (which may not be so much of a problem if you don't include Cocke, I guess). I found this out the hard way while trying to level up/steal stuff for my own characters at this point in the game.

Apparently his chance of leaving is 25% after any battle. But that's what save states are for. :3

[CelesJessa]

I vote Cocke, Store, Eunich, and AHNULD.

Ninjas are silly.

[Lord Setheris]

Hm. You know... if we left out the AHNULD/Eunuch cutscene till later, then we'd already know at that point in time about the double-sided coin, whereas if we did it now, it would appear to be up to chance.

I say we hold off on that scene till after they meet setzer and rescue terra, just so we can paint Eunuch to be a total asshat.

[Kerensky287]

Considering on how it's been over a day since anyone posted I doubt there'll be any new suggestions. Chapter 14 will be done by morning.

EDIT: Going with Moogle's suggestion by random pick. Cocke, Store, Ahnuld and Eunuch are go!

Better bring Pod 5 just in case. First person to point out the reference wins an internet and a free pick on the next choice offered!

EDIT 2: Since nobody's posted I guess I'm gonna have to throw part of the LP into this post, too.

I say "part" because I'm almost certain it's gonna be another 2-parter. 160+ screenshots. Why? Because I wanted to get to the goddamn opera scene already. Chapter 15 is gonna be Aria de Mezzo Whatever. I can has a break?

Anyway.

LAST TIME ON LET'S PLAY FF6: Bitchez, amirite?

And now for the thrilling conclusion to absolutely nothing! (Sorry, I'm a little incoherent right now.)



This is our party, as I just mentioned a... few hours ago from this moment.



The rest of the group is going to defend Narshe quite nicely from inside this house at the far end of the city.



Hey, cool, Figaro's back!



Ahnuld hasn't been here for a while. I'm kinda tempted to just leave him here, actually.



On the other hand, we haven't been here in a while either... and it IS fun to make fun of the stupid people in Figaro.

"Hey, buddy, we DID see his face. We were actually right there."



If I'm not mistaken he's addressing a suit of armour.



"DESERTS DON'T WORK THAT WAY."

Just because you can go underground in desert doesn't mean that there's like, a desert tunnel or something that you can go through. You guys are stupid in Figaro.

Need items before we go.



Sweet! Free stuff!



...Dammit.



Don't want to screw that up again.



The other guy sells tools. You won't take money from the king, eh?



Well, the king will take money from you.



Meanwhile...















I think it's safe to assume by now that the king and queen are dead somehow.







"...Ahem, before he went off to the farm! Yes, that's right! The farm. Your father's alive, he's just... gone off to a better place. That's actually a farm."



Priestess: "Which is wrong, because he's at a farm."







Priestess: "Not murderers. Farmers."





"We can have pizza for breakfast every day! It'll be awesome!"



"This will save you the trouble of explaining your, umm, issue to your wife. Because kings need to get married, remember. It's a political thing."





"He'd, uh, send us angry letters. From his farm."



"Before he left."









That's the coin by the way. Not Bitch.



Ahnuld: "Hojebus! You can read my mind?!"





"A GIANT ENEMY CRAB!"





Eunuch: "Umm, Ahnuld? I have something to tell you. Dad... isn't really on a farm."
Ahnuld: "What? You can't mean...!"
Eunuch: "...Oh, screw it. I'll tell you some other time."





"Hoping he's enjoying... *groan* his life on the farm."



Backstory sucks.



No, we've already been over this. It doesn't work that way at all.



...Suit yourself.









...Well, I refuse to believe that this just happened.

Anyway. May as well head to the town.



Oh, hi! Nice to see you again after you, y'know, left us to die.



...



It took me 3 tries to get this picture but it was worth it.

There's a mysterious building in this town that I feel like going into for no reason at all. (Fuck, I'm tired.)



Wow. I did not expect this one bit.







Why are flashbacks always yellow?





This man strikes me as quite the Dr. Hibbert type of character.

Also, is it just me, or is it that every time they say "treasure" it's some euphemism for women and/or sexuality?





Yawn.



Oh, right! The mission!



...Goddammit.



Treasure, perhaps? Yes. He's going to try to find your treasures.



"That bridge looks angry!"



Well, at least she beat the bridge.







This happens all the time to Cocke.



Cocke: "No, it's gravity's. I was just trying to seduce her. I mean... uh... I was trying to have underage sex with her. I think. Are we underage? Probably."





I love how the Empire just seems to attack random places for no reason, and nobody gives a damn.

"Hey, is it hotter today than usual?" "Imperial attack. Your house is on fire." "Oh. That explains it."



Are you sure? Because usually their last words are "Captain Hammer will save us."

HEY. GUYS. We should totally rename AHNULD to CptHmr.



New town. Jidoor is full of rich people. Kinda boring, actually.



They're all assholes. Forcing the poor people out of town? What the fuck? Honestly?



...Cocke is the splitting image of Maria?



We'd probably have more fun with the downtrodden people who were forced out. Let's visit them in Zozo!



Wow, really? I'm gonna take that to heart!

...I'm just gonna leave him to have fun lying facedown on the ground.





Fuck, alright. I need a room for the night though. I'll check up there, since it's empty.



Oh, that's useful. I've got time to kill before my group needs to sleep.



WHAT OH HOLY FUCK! 10 hours passed already?! We gotta go!



AUUUUUUGH!!!!! TIME IS FUCKED UP!!!



We're never gonna make it to the top at this rate!



Luckily, we eventually escape the mysterious time warp field and make it to the top floor. A man is standing in our way.



How polite! He must be one of those new polite Dark Elves. What's his name, I wonder? Drizz't? Drizz'l?



If you don't mind. It's raining pretty hard.



OH WHAT THE FUCK

...Dadaluma? What a crappy name for a Dark Elf. And how rude, lying to us like that!

...Wait a second...





Dadaluma hates being punched in the crotch.



...If Dadaluma was lying, maybe... Maybe everyone in the town was lying all along! So time was never messed up! And the people are NOT great! Then that means....!!!