Return of Let's Play FF6: The Bride of Let's Play FF6

[Kerensky287]

What? Me fulfilling a promise I made to you guys? Blasphemy! Madness! (Two updates in a row is GO.)



"The esper world... the esper world... the esper world..." *wavy lines*



There exist people in the esper world who are even more furry than Vargas.



And we play as one of them for this flashback! This is Maduin. His favourite anime character is Vegeta from DBZ. Say hello, Maduin!



"You don't say." What gate is this?



"Not too bad. I hear someone's trying to come through the gate, but whatever. How's it going with you?"



"I dunno. I hear someone's trying to come through it."

Eventually Maduin decided to actually head over to this mysterious "gate".









A human in the esper world! The horror!

I'm not kidding. This section could spawn horrible yiff-fanfiction.



"Oh, I'll help her rest... heh heh heh..."



Okay, I find that hard to believe because the door to the esper world is literally a massive doorway in a mountain range on one of the tallest summits. It's not the kind of thing that you just enter after a wrong turn at Albaquerque.



"Or are they? Heh heh heh...."



"Heh heh heh..."





Umm, why? She didn't ask for it. They just met. She's a member of a different species who wandered into their territory by, umm, "accident."



"I was wondering where that giant fucking doorway led to!"



"...BY ACCIDENT."







Gafgarion is a little impatient.







At least they're waiting politely outside.



"Yeah, I do. Where the fuck's my bandana?"



"If they're our only protection, we are so screwed..."



AHAHAHA RAD



Cocke: "Okay, so I could follow him if I wanted to, as he suggested..."



"But do I really want to be on the front lines?"




"Of course, if I hid behind him, he'd get angry..."



"I guess hiding here would be best."



AHNULD: "Cocke! Wake up! She's telling an important story."

Cocke: "zzzz...? Oh, crap. Sorry."









"I mean, last time this happened there was a war between our two races that nearly extinguished all life, but... damn, you're smoking hot!"





"...It probably wouldn't work very well anyway. Who knows if we even have compatible parts?"



Maduin wakes up later after a quiet, UNEVENTFUL sleep. He was just sleeping and nothing more you furry perverts.



Maduin: "Without a guide? Dude, someone was supposed to go with her!"
Esper: "Oh, come on, man! We were gonna miss Pokemon!"



"Heh! Like that's ever going to happen."



Madeline: "...Why wouldn't I want to go back? Everyone I've ever known and loved is there."











Skyyyrockets in flight! Afternoon deliiiight....!



They fly off into the distance, but a single speck of flying light stays behind from each of them.



...I believe it was supposed to be a metaphor.







Espers are very, very different from humans.





"Oh, don't worry, it turns out we ARE compatible after all, so- AUGH!"





"And I'm pretty sure they came through on purpose, too."



"Raping and pillaging ensued."



Saruman, you bastard!





This would be a hopeless attack... but Gestahl has amassed an army the likes of which the world has never seen.



"Why wouldn't she be?"







This seems familiar.





"...don't do it, Tellah!"









Maduin: "Oh, she's already sampled our power, if you know what I mean. Heh heh heh..."

Shocked at the comment, Madeline runs out crying.



"I'm not gonna get any for a while... "



"I noticed. Thanks."







"Noooo! Tellah! Don't!"



Maduin: "It's too late. He's gone..."
Elder: "Actually, I haven't cast the spell yet."
Maduin: "I'M SORRY, I DON'T SPEAK DEAD PEOPLE-ESE"







And Gestahl has been thwarted forever! We'll never see him again!







Or at least, she would have...



...except her baby fell out of her pocket.



And from sheer shock...



Maduin let go of Madeline by accident.



Goddammit.









"I'll have to consider this for a great deal of time... heh heh heh...."









And then he slaps her into submission.





"And the rest, as they say, is history."



Cocke: "Wow. Riveting. I'm sure glad I stayed awake for this."



I guess we got Maduin's magicite at some point...?





Bitch learned a new ability! "Morph" allows her to change into Esper form for a bit, which gives her a massive boost to magic attack power.





The internet tubes are clogged with furry porn.





AHNULD: "I mean, that's how we solve all of our problems, right? That or by chainsaw."





Cocke: "Yeah, weren't Thou and You supposed to be guarding it? What the hell are you doing here?"







Airship acquired!



And from now on, the world is our oyster. I guess we should head for Narshe, maybe...?

EDIT: Oh, and we can change around our team again, if you want. Go ahead and vote. We've got everyone on Page 1 except Store, Kefka and Cecil.

...Because Cecil does not actually appear in this game. Sorry to burst your collective bubbles.

[BitVyper]

AHNULD, Bitch, Thou, and Eunuch.

[Moogle0119]

Yeah definitely head for Narshe to pick up Mog. I put my vote down for the current team to be anything as long as it at least has AHNULD and Eunuch in it.

[Lord Setheris]

Cocke, Bitch, AHNULD, and Thou


Many people don't know this, but many of the espers of the esper world are, for the lack of a better word, useless.

Take for example the great esper comedian, Hermes, who teaches the magic of card tricks and who, when summoned, tries to be an insult comic, fails, and sulks off the battlefield.

[Satan's Onion]

I don't know how important this is to you, now that the party is powerleveled to the point of having Godlike Power (tm), but without Mog, you get no Molulu's Charm. I for one always liked Molulu's Charm.

[pochercoaster]

I'm enjoying this thoroughly. That's all I have to contribute.

[Amake]

If "Molulu's Charm" is Advance-ese for Moogle Charm, you get that in the second part of the game regardless of if you save Mog or not.

Also regarding gameplay, it should be noted that Bitch's Morph doubles her magic power and magic defense.

Meanwhile, I always found it hilarious how Gestahl punches out this woman bawling about her baby without a second thought. But this commentary makes it even funnier. :3

[CelesJessa]

Damn Gestahl is ugly.

"Oh, don't worry, it turns out we ARE compatible after all, so- AUGH!"

This made me laugh a lot though.

Also, thank goodness Madonna- er, I mean, Madeline falls in love with the human-ish esper and not, say, Bismark. And what the heck, Bitch's mom is no longer named Madonna? I always enjoyed pretending it was cone-bra Madonna getting sucked into the Esper world, but I'm strange like that.


Also, I vote Ahnuld and Eunich be in the team. I do not care who else until Store comes back =D.

[Lord Setheris]

Originally Posted by CelesJessa

Damn Gestahl is ugly.




This made me laugh a lot though.

Also, thank goodness Madonna- er, I mean, Madeline falls in love with the human-ish esper and not, say, Bismark. And what the heck, Bitch's mom is no longer named Madonna? I always enjoyed pretending it was cone-bra Madonna getting sucked into the Esper world, but I'm strange like that.


Also, I vote Ahnuld and Eunich be in the team. I do not care who else until Store comes back =D.

Hint:
Cone-Bra Modonna WAS an esper

Summon: Horribe Visage: Blinds all enemies

Blind x10
Silence x5
Slow x5
Slowga x2
W.Wind x1

At Level Up: Stamina +2

[Kerensky287]

Alright! Sorry about the space between updates. I was sick. Said sickness resulted in much less sleep, and horrible nightmares for the short spans of time in which I was asleep. So... if I had done a chapter during that time it probably would've been less funny and more Cthulu/Emo/Goth, and the world has enough of that.

So based on the votes, our next party's going to include AHNULD, Eunuch and Bitch. Last member is currently a tie-up for Cocke and Thou. Next chapter will be up before the day is out, so vote now if you want to. If it remains tied then I'm gonna have to default to Cocke because 1) he's underlevelled, and needs to be brought up to party level or as close as possible, 2) his dream sequences are a blast to write, and 3) he's got magic already and Thou doesn't. Sorry BitVyper.

Still, if someone votes or changes their vote, I'm still open-minded about who it's going to be.