I Wanna Be The Guy: The Movie: The Game: The Picture Book - Page 18

Arhra · 09-14-2008, 07:33 AM

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CAVE OF NO RETURN!
Hello people, with the spiked pit of chasingness defeated, we enter the cave.

There's a secret item hidden behind the far wall (the mobile pit will punch through), but if you die and have saved here, it'll be closed. So the only way to get it is play through the whole pit chase and get it on the first try.

No turning back now.

You may have noticed parts of the roof will try and fall on you.

To successfully cross this room, you need incredible balancing skills.

The ability to avoid pointy and heavy falling objects also helps.

That little spike there is why you should not blindly run to the right when falling down here.

The roof is still out for your blood.

Hmm, spiky.

WHEEEEEE!

Spiked pit at the bottom, slide rails to jump between.

Don't mess up!

That's more like it.

Down the pit we go.

Something doesn't feel right...

Eh, saw it coming.

Will the dreaded Kraidgief kill The Kid many, many times?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GLITCHIEST BOSS FIGHT!

Sir Pinkleton · 09-14-2008, 08:55 AM

I remember him. I died a whole lot to him, but I always though I was getting close to beating him, so I didn't give up. Fun boss batttle, overall.

Mondt · 09-14-2008, 10:47 AM

In the beginning of the cave, if you just walk off the ledge (Jump over both spikes in one) and hold right, then as soon as you land do a short jump, you'll make it over the spike and not get hit by the ceiling.

Arhra · 09-22-2008, 08:28 AM

I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GLITCHIEST BOSS FIGHT!

Hi again peeps.

This has lain a little idle lately because of work issues, so to make up for, it DOUBLE SIZED UPDATE!

Last update we were facing off Kraidgief. As you can see, he's a little more physically developed than the Kid, so brute force isn't going to work. We'll have to use our cunning.

Also the fact that we have a gun and he doesn't.

As you can see when he roars here, he has one weakness: HIS TEETH. They're so white and shiny... it's almost a shame to destroy them.

To provide more information about this boss, he's what you'd get if Zangief from Street Fighter and Kraid from Metroid got together and had a baby

Self explainatory really.

In between showing off his lack of fillings, Kraidgief will advance, hoping to get you with his giant hand of murder, then pull back and do one of two highly predictable attacks.

I think he's planning something.

You can actually stay on the middle platform and he'll still miss. He's not so spry.

He's raising his fist!

Standing here lets you dodge, for it is the secret heart of the game, about which the whole world revolves.

Shoot his precious teeth enough and...

What is it with these guys and flying into the sky by spinning?

He flies into the air, breaking the ceiling and leaving a series of platforms. Follow him! Or else you'll die!

This stage of the fight, you have to drive Kraidgief back by shooting him in the head. Eventually it will annoy him enough to show his vulnerable point (shown here as he likes to roar right at the start of the fight). He'll advance otherwise and kill you if you touch his giant, kid killing hands.

Also, spikes are falling from the ceiling.

Oh, don't let him get all the way to the left by the way.

Yeah baby, this is really happening.

It's kind of like King Kong.

What a way to go...

Anyway, if you do hit him enough, before kindly revealing the one part of his body where bullets have any effect, he'll attack you.

Sometimes he runs forwards at you.

Other times he goes for a headbutt. It's a very fast headbutt too... it was quite a pain to catch a picture of.

Or sometimes he'll just settle for breathing Hadokens at you. They hurt

After this, perhaps a little frustrated by your lack of dying, he reveals his pearly whites as he roars.

You know what to do. (Hint: BULLETS!)

After hitting him enough, not able to take it any more, Kraidgeif charges, somehow this time bashing blocks out of his way.

You know what to do. (Hint: RUN!)

What's he doing? Make the bad man stop!

I should mention his third stage takes about five times as many injuring shots to kill as the first or second stages. Interestingly, you can often bounce bullets off him so they hit his mouth.

But this isn't the real way to shoot at his mouth. Let's see the real way.

Why yes, he's shooting Blanka at you.

Oh come on, this isn't even the third weirdest thing you've seen.

Climb those Blankas, CLIMB!

SHOOT THE TEETH! THE TEETH!

Kraidgief does not approve.

UNACCEPTABLE!

Time to stop playing around.

By forcing Kraidgief to skip his second stage, we can make him get stuck in the floor and completely unable to hurt us! Also he's at the perfect height for shooting his face off.

NOW DESTROY HIM!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory.

DEFEAT IS HIS!

And the third unit is ours!

After getting back to the seal, we'll finally embark on the Upper Path, the route to another of I Wanna Be The Guy's giant muscle-men: MIKE TYSON!

russianreversal · 09-22-2008, 08:35 AM

Zangief is sadly the easiest boss in the entire game.

Savage Thinking · 09-22-2008, 08:42 AM

I actually think that Mike Tyson is the easiest, but that's mainly because there's a "trick" to 'im.

Zilla · 09-23-2008, 12:13 AM

I thought Mother Brain was the easiest; I certainly died a lot less on her.

BitVyper · 09-23-2008, 12:31 AM

I actually found Dracula the easiest.

Zilla · 09-23-2008, 12:51 AM

I'd say Dracula is one of the easier ones because he's pretty much a normal boss, aside from killing you with the "What is a man?!" speech (most hilarious death EVAR!)

Oh, and turning into a Waddle Dee when defeated

Sadly, because of the path we chose, we have to do Wily's Factory YET AGAIN. It may have been better to do Mother Brain, then Kraidgeif, then the Klowk Kopter, but alas, we have an expert behind the wheel here.

russianreversal · 09-23-2008, 05:27 PM

Well, if you press 'k' at the beginning, he glitches to allow you to kill him easily.

And even if you don't do that, the battle is still pretty easy.

09-14-2008, 07:33 AM	#171
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE CAVE OF NO RETURN! Hello people, with the spiked pit of chasingness defeated, we enter the cave. There's a secret item hidden behind the far wall (the mobile pit will punch through), but if you die and have saved here, it'll be closed. So the only way to get it is play through the whole pit chase and get it on the first try. No turning back now. You may have noticed parts of the roof will try and fall on you. To successfully cross this room, you need incredible balancing skills. The ability to avoid pointy and heavy falling objects also helps. That little spike there is why you should not blindly run to the right when falling down here. The roof is still out for your blood. Hmm, spiky. WHEEEEEE! Spiked pit at the bottom, slide rails to jump between. Don't mess up! That's more like it. Down the pit we go. Something doesn't feel right... Eh, saw it coming. Will the dreaded Kraidgief kill The Kid many, many times? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GLITCHIEST BOSS FIGHT! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Last edited by Arhra; 02-28-2010 at 04:52 AM.*

09-22-2008, 08:28 AM	#174
Arhra Ara ara! Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Neo Venezia Posts: 5,013	I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE GLITCHIEST BOSS FIGHT! Hi again peeps. This has lain a little idle lately because of work issues, so to make up for, it DOUBLE SIZED UPDATE! Last update we were facing off Kraidgief. As you can see, he's a little more physically developed than the Kid, so brute force isn't going to work. We'll have to use our cunning. Also the fact that we have a gun and he doesn't. As you can see when he roars here, he has one weakness: HIS TEETH. They're so white and shiny... it's almost a shame to destroy them. To provide more information about this boss, he's what you'd get if Zangief from Street Fighter and Kraid from Metroid got together and had a baby Self explainatory really. In between showing off his lack of fillings, Kraidgief will advance, hoping to get you with his giant hand of murder, then pull back and do one of two highly predictable attacks. I think he's planning something. You can actually stay on the middle platform and he'll still miss. He's not so spry. He's raising his fist! Standing here lets you dodge, for it is the secret heart of the game, about which the whole world revolves. Shoot his precious teeth enough and... What is it with these guys and flying into the sky by spinning? He flies into the air, breaking the ceiling and leaving a series of platforms. Follow him! Or else you'll die! This stage of the fight, you have to drive Kraidgief back by shooting him in the head. Eventually it will annoy him enough to show his vulnerable point (shown here as he likes to roar right at the start of the fight). He'll advance otherwise and kill you if you touch his giant, kid killing hands. Also, spikes are falling from the ceiling. Oh, don't let him get all the way to the left by the way. Yeah baby, this is really happening. It's kind of like King Kong. What a way to go... Anyway, if you do hit him enough, before kindly revealing the one part of his body where bullets have any effect, he'll attack you. Sometimes he runs forwards at you. Other times he goes for a headbutt. It's a very fast headbutt too... it was quite a pain to catch a picture of. Or sometimes he'll just settle for breathing Hadokens at you. They hurt After this, perhaps a little frustrated by your lack of dying, he reveals his pearly whites as he roars. You know what to do. (Hint: BULLETS!) After hitting him enough, not able to take it any more, Kraidgeif charges, somehow this time bashing blocks out of his way. You know what to do. (Hint: RUN!) What's he doing? Make the bad man stop! I should mention his third stage takes about five times as many injuring shots to kill as the first or second stages. Interestingly, you can often bounce bullets off him so they hit his mouth. But this isn't the real way to shoot at his mouth. Let's see the real way. Why yes, he's shooting Blanka at you. Oh come on, this isn't even the third weirdest thing you've seen. Climb those Blankas, CLIMB! SHOOT THE TEETH! THE TEETH! Kraidgief does not approve. UNACCEPTABLE! Time to stop playing around. By forcing Kraidgief to skip his second stage, we can make him get stuck in the floor and completely unable to hurt us! Also he's at the perfect height for shooting his face off. NOW DESTROY HIM! I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like victory. DEFEAT IS HIS! And the third unit is ours! After getting back to the seal, we'll finally embark on the Upper Path, the route to another of I Wanna Be The Guy's giant muscle-men: MIKE TYSON! __________________ This post is a good source of Ara ara, ufufu.* These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This post is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure or prevent any disease. Last edited by Arhra; 09-22-2008 at 08:33 AM.*

09-22-2008, 08:42 AM	#176
Savage Thinking Yeeeah, son. Join Date: May 2005 Location: Stranded in the middle of the ocean with no desire to be rescued. Posts: 755	I actually think that Mike Tyson is the easiest, but that's mainly because there's a "trick" to 'im. __________________ The artist formerly known as 'ZutsuJin'. "It is not necessary for the public to know whether I am joking or whether I am serious, just as it is not necessary for me to know it myself"

09-23-2008, 12:13 AM	#177
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I thought Mother Brain was the easiest; I certainly died a lot less on her. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

09-23-2008, 12:31 AM	#178
BitVyper History's Strongest Dilettante Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Arcadia Posts: 6,662	I actually found Dracula the easiest. __________________ "There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea is asleep, and the rivers dream. People made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace; we've got work to do!" Awesome art be here.

09-14-2008, 08:55 AM	#172
Sir Pinkleton What's going on? Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Hillsboro, Oregon Posts: 1,237	I remember him. I died a whole lot to him, but I always though I was getting close to beating him, so I didn't give up. Fun boss batttle, overall.

09-22-2008, 08:35 AM	#175
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	Zangief is sadly the easiest boss in the entire game.

09-23-2008, 12:51 AM	#179
Zilla Lakitu Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 2,378	I'd say Dracula is one of the easier ones because he's pretty much a normal boss, aside from killing you with the "What is a man?!" speech (most hilarious death EVAR!) Oh, and turning into a Waddle Dee when defeated Sadly, because of the path we chose, we have to do Wily's Factory YET AGAIN. It may have been better to do Mother Brain, then Kraidgeif, then the Klowk Kopter, but alas, we have an expert behind the wheel here. __________________ MENCHI Pink It's cowboy time, I'm so MENCHI right now. Metroid is a great man because his friends don't rape him.

09-23-2008, 05:27 PM	#180
russianreversal . Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 1,435	Well, if you press 'k' at the beginning, he glitches to allow you to kill him easily. And even if you don't do that, the battle is still pretty easy.

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