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Huh. The Kid loses the ribbon when entering the final stage?
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11-01-2008, 10:37 PM
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11-04-2008, 11:02 PM
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Ara ara!
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE RETURN OF THE MOON?!
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At the end of the last update, we finished on a most horrifying sight: THE MOOOOOOOOOON! Let's see how things develop.  What's this?  THAT'S NO MOON!  An enemy that can defeat The Moon? IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE?!  We must flee into this suspiciously spartan and thus easy to create region!  What appears to be happening is every bit as exciting as it looks!  Good thing the thing that is here stopped chasing me. Otherwise I would be dead.  Dragons?! BREATHING FIRE?! NOTHING MAKES SENSE ANY MORE!  STOP IT! STOP IT NOW! Well, at least it is vulnerable to being shot in the face while its mouth is open.  The Devil Dragon is turning into swirly thingies!  DEMONS! No, not devils. That would be absurd. ... What, can't you tell the difference?  What's it doing now?  It would appear it is tranforming into its hideous second form!  I... I wasn't prepared for such a sight. Bullets, soothe my visual pain!  It is doing that thing it totally does again.  Could it be trying to communicate?  Silly, The Kid! Have you forgotten? It is trying to kill you!  Those pulsing demon swirly things gather themselves again, preparing to form anew.  The moment of inhuman birth!  The horror! This day just keeps getting worse and worse!  They're coming for me again! How am I going to get through?!  Somehow!  Uh... where are they going?  It was changing into its ramming form and getting up speed for a ram! Brace for impact!  Better yet, RUN AWAY!  It explodes for some reason! Really, this is what happened. Believe it! So what now? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED!
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11-05-2008, 12:19 AM
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That battle has my favorite music in the whole game. And it is balls difficult. Way harder than it looks.
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11-10-2008, 02:48 AM
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 EXPLAIN THIS PICTURE! Also, those pictures make it look oh-so-simple.
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12-02-2008, 01:57 AM
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Bump. Apologies if this is against some forum protocol, its within most tolerances that I'm familiar with.
We've come so far, do we get to see the end of this?
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12-02-2008, 07:52 AM
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Ara ara!
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I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE BIG LIE REVEALED
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Anyway, as I was saying, we have to escape the Moon.  OH GOD IT SEES ME.  Run like a bastard and don't look back!  This seems oddly familar. Luckily there are no goombas in I Wanna Be The Guy!  I Wanna Be The Guy has it's own charms. Springboard death charms.... Do you suppose every single ? block contains Delicious Fruit?  ... That's one weird looking Piranha Plant.  Don't try and jump the full gap - You'll fall short and die!  But don't jump too far either! Look at the Moon go... it's unstoppable...  Yes, an invisible ? block. But no delicious 1-ups, only Delicious Fruit.  We jump over the chasm but can not jump over the second chasm. It's slightly wider! Climb before the Moon catches up!  Drop between those two spikes. Otherwise that star will get you. Ah, a second invisible block.  Bullet Bills too?! Is avoiding spring loaded death wile being chased by the Moon somehow not enough?! When will it end?!  Safe!  NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!  A wide chasm! Maybe we can escape the Moon!  What's it doing?!  Oh no! And yes, these last two platforms fall upwards!  I escape!  To make it clear, yes, that block falls backwards.  The Moon has fallen in a chasm, so now we are safe from it unless it bursts from the earth beneath us like a landshark.  Of course, try to remember that the Moon isn't the only thing that can kill you.  The end is in sight. Leap! LEAP LIKE THE WIND!  OH NO!! AAAAAAAAAAAA!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Remember kids: if you try to jump on flagpoles, the Moon will come and crush you to death.  Ah, how silly of me. You were supposed to stand on a cloud and jump over the flagpole!  Success! Into The Castle of The Guy we go!  Inside, we find the Entrance of The Guy! What horrible things await us in this most definitely final of dungeons? FIND OUT NEXT TIME IN I WANNA BE THE GUY: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE PICTURE BOOK: THE TOWER OF THE GUY!
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12-02-2008, 08:52 AM
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I want more!
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12-02-2008, 11:30 AM
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I'm somebody else these days.
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I'm starting to think wearing a pink bow, versus all that, isn't such a bad idea.
But hey, the Moon can't come indoors, right?
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12-02-2008, 10:53 PM
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FRONT KICK OF DOOM!
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I don't know if that's a bad thing or not. The moon just hates you that badly. |
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