Village Mafia

[Ape Boy]

Originally Posted by Tendronai

That is true, but there is a very easy way around this - we just don't trust anything B_Real sends us. In essence, we vanilla him.

Ideally that would work, but to think it would in practice is a little more hopeful than I can muster, besides that it leaves behind the chance of being privately evil.

If we self-vanilla him, we run the risk of forgetting him altogether.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by Ape Boy

It's a good role idea in theory, but in practice none of us can actually trust anything he sends out, besides that I'm convinced B-HS would not create a power role like this without having some pretty big catch attached to it on the private end.

Apart from the fact that I'm fundamentally insane. As my friends found out long ago trying to reason out my actions will get you nowhere! Nowhere!

[P-Sleazy]

Here's the thing though. You guys know what you're sending each other. And so far, all of you who have asked to send out an initial message have asked to remain anonymous. Its like a letter you get. You don't know who its from till you read who signed it. And since you guys send it to eachother, you could easily just send a message to someone through me, have them post it up in the thread to make sure it says verbatim what you sent them.

And if it doesn't, then either

A) I'm trying to screw you
B) Thier mafia trying to screw me

And to put it simply, A isn't going to happen since its an easy way for me to screw myself.

Oh and I particularily like this letter I got sent to me.

Originally Posted by Anon

Dear. B_Real,

You're a funny, funny man.
How can I see one who does not speak, who does not wave? Take me if you wish, but remember, it could've been bliss.

Your Concerned Fellow Citizens,
Anonymous

I also beleive in the right of privacy to those who want it. If you guys tell me you want your reciever to know whose sending them stuff, then go ahead. But so far everything I've gotten was asked for to be anonymous. If you want to do a "Return to Sender" I can do it. I just won't tell you who it is.

[Wizardcat]

I, for one, find the letters quite amusing. Of particular interest was Tendronai's; That one made me laugh. The only thing that brings down the amusement factor is the fact that I haven't recieved a letter, yet.

Anyway, lynching B_real right now is probably a bad idea. This entire setup makes me nervous and paranoid and I'm tempted to vote Demetrius, partially because of his avatar. It's scary. Make it stop. You see, my paranoia can't be contained.

What if the sheriff is mafia? What if the mayor is the Serial Killer? What if the priest is the cult leader? With six masons, does that mean one is a scum mason? What if B_real is the cult leader? What if the backup sheriff is mafia? *whimper*

Yeah, told ya. It's not a pretty sight. Anyway, can someone hit the lurkers? I would, but last time my beautiful Lurker Stick got a little bit of blood on it.

My patrol is finished.

[Rygar]

You all forget that B_Real, as part of the postal network, is bound to go on strike sooner or later

[P-Sleazy]

well, I'm enjoying my role. Also, the day jobs only let each of us know what we can do during the days. Not at night.

[Ugainius]

I got a pretty good day role. Just have to wat until Red dies and I can use it.

[Sheb]

I think someone's got the wrong idea about my role as the baker... Just got a letter from an anonymous someone:

Think you can bake me some hot warm love tonight? ^_~

I hope to god that they're just asking for special brownies. Or that they're not an ug-o.

[Ugainius]

Originally Posted by Anon

Got an extra pair of handcuffs? ^_~

I'm not liking this.

[Wizardcat]

Meh. You guys should feel lucky by comparison.

Originally Posted by Anon

Dear. Wizardcat,

A Haiku for you,
for your patrol amused me,
you die on Night Three.

A bonus as well,
as you're really quite swell,
Pink dies on Night Two.

Your Concerned Fellow Citizens,
Anonymous