The half-brother of the son of the return of the Camwhores - Page 10

gurusloth · 03-21-2005, 01:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Demon with a Glass Hand

...I fear that either the male populace of NPF are a bunch of Zombies, or just undersexed.

Point #1 - Do the two cancel each other out, or enhance each other?

Point #2 - I think that the majority of the male populace would consider themselves undersexed, regardless of the amount of sex they actually receive.

Point #3 - Zombies traditionally enjoy brains, which are just as easily accessable from a clothed target as from a naked one. The naked one would, however, make for a better movie (See Point #2).

Viktor Von Russia · 03-21-2005, 01:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Crodevillian Team

Hey, not fair! I bet I could show a nipple and people wouldn't give it a second glance, or even a first. It's because she's a GIRL! I thought we believed in equality here! Give us all a chance!

Maybe we'd praise the male mods more if they backed up your statement. Put your money where your mouth is and show us some skin!

And RaiRai, you quite possibly made my week. Hopefully the rest of the female forumites will follow your shining example!

Krylo · 03-21-2005, 04:36 AM

Less chit chat, more pictures. This is a picture thread, not a 'talk about Rai's nudity and the ramifications of it on the psyches of forum nerds', nor a 'talk about how undersexed those nerds already were,' thread. PICTURES! That means instead of yammering about Rai's hotness, post some hotness of your own.

To prove my point...

And look, I have glasses:

Krylo · 03-21-2005, 04:36 AM

And, due to picture per post limitations...

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Maybe we'd praise the male mods more if they backed up your statement. Put your money where your mouth is and show us some skin!

I don't think Croteam will, but I'll defend the male mods.

Dante · 03-21-2005, 06:46 AM

krylo: You taken? I don't care if you are, because tonight, I jump your bones.

Rai: You taken? I don't care if you are because tonight, I *gets banned*

*from far far away*

I was going to say "treat her with respect", dammit!

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I'll not mention the impression I got when viewing his fingers in that position pointing in my general direction.

...Pervs.

That's right Rai, 2, just TWO MISERABLE DOLLARS for the BEST Asian bodyslave you'll ever get. TWO LOUSY DOLLARS for your very own Chinese gigolo, ready, eager and willing to do anything* you command!

*such as cleaning your room, doing the dishes, babysitting annoying brothers, keeping unwanted people off your back (may mesh with the previous service - save cash!) and being a slimy little perv so your boyfriend can look good by beating me up. Sexual services not included, but I'll throw them in if you want (j/k) =3

Melfice · 03-21-2005, 07:14 AM

With Dante carried away(literally) it's my turn...

Damn, woman! Look what you did! You made me stare at you! (Shiney, I was only looking...)

I approve of recent developments in this thread.

And Krylo, if I weren't so chubby I'd raise the bar a bit.

; But seriously, you look like someone I know in real life. And that is a good thing.

shiney · 03-21-2005, 09:47 AM

I'm going to slowly and methodically torture then kill everyone who was hitting on my girlfriend. Not only will your worlds be redefined as living pain, but you will transcend this mere existence of partial feeling will full-on 24/7 total body sensation as a hundred million tiny needles poke every nerve ending possible.

Twice.

Nanner nanner, I've seen her naked and had sex with her. I win!

Dante · 03-21-2005, 09:49 AM

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I'm going to slowly and methodically torture then kill everyone who was hitting on my girlfriend. Not only will your worlds be redefined as living pain, but you will transcend this mere existence of partial feeling will full-on 24/7 total body sensation as a hundred million tiny needles poke every nerve ending possible.

Somehow, I think the comment after that hurt more...

shiney · 03-21-2005, 09:54 AM

What, twice? :D :D :D :D :D? Mwahaha..

And we've done it way more than twice. *grin*

Dante · 03-21-2005, 10:08 AM

Bastard. Someday I shall ravage all women and show you all the photographic proof! I will have my vengeance! :p

03-21-2005, 04:36 AM	#93
Krylo The Straightest Shota Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: It's a secret to everybody. Posts: 17,789	Less chit chat, more pictures. This is a picture thread, not a 'talk about Rai's nudity and the ramifications of it on the psyches of forum nerds', nor a 'talk about how undersexed those nerds already were,' thread. PICTURES! That means instead of yammering about Rai's hotness, post some hotness of your own. To prove my point... And look, I have glasses: __________________ I am very tired.

03-21-2005, 09:47 AM	#97
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	I'm going to slowly and methodically torture then kill everyone who was hitting on my girlfriend. Not only will your worlds be redefined as living pain, but you will transcend this mere existence of partial feeling will full-on 24/7 total body sensation as a hundred million tiny needles poke every nerve ending possible. Twice. Nanner nanner, I've seen her naked and had sex with her. I win! __________________ boop

03-21-2005, 09:54 AM	#99
shiney Derrrrrrrrrrrrrp. Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The land of fartz and buttz Posts: 8,266	What, twice? :D :D :D :D :D? Mwahaha.. And we've done it way more than twice. grin __________________ boop

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03-21-2005, 10:08 AM	#100
Dante Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Crushing the weak beneath the iron jackboots of tyranny Posts: 7,703	Bastard. Someday I shall ravage all women and show you all the photographic proof! I will have my vengeance! :p