The Order of the Stick Megathread - Page 107

Jagos · 12-01-2010, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Locke cole

FFFFFAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

That's not what Xanatos Gambit means

What Tarquin describs in this comic actually is one. If Elan "wins", Tarquin really wins by becoming "A legend", which is what he really wants.

Not if he doesn't die epically. What I'm saying is that if he's building up to a dramatic moment that will change all of history for him and his legend, then what's to stop him from being killed by the Newest Big Bad (ie Xykon) who can just stomp him out with a few spells. That effectively kills his mojo by making him a side plot.

It's a gamble that this will work. A lot better than running to the Sorting Algorithm of Evil. I'm mainly pointing out that his gambit could fail epically for him (which is what I believe the Giant may just do)

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche · 12-01-2010, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Jagos

Not if he doesn't die epically. What I'm saying is that if he's building up to a dramatic moment that will change all of history for him and his legend, then what's to stop him from being killed by the Newest Big Bad (ie Xykon) who can just stomp him out with a few spells. That effectively kills his mojo by making him a side plot.

It's a gamble that this will work. A lot better than running to the Sorting Algorithm of Evil. I'm mainly pointing out that his gambit could fail epically for him (which is what I believe the Giant may just do)

The thing is Xykon is powerful, but it's pretty clear that even he can't take on, say Azure City all by himself.
Tarquin doesn't have a city, he has three Empires, all dedicated to his cause. He's pretty confident that he can't be fucked with, and it's for a pretty good reason.

Aerozord · 12-01-2010, 03:26 PM

Tarquin himself said that once offered a unified threat any enemy is screwed. Only reason Xykon is still in the picture is he only makes big moves when he has to. He would have no reason to attack Tarquin unless they were sitting on another gate and it was heavily implied Azure gate was the only such gate.

The only way I see Tarquin not getting what he wants is if he falls into the "redemption equals death" trope by sacrificing himself for Elan or something.

Oh no wait he would still win because he'd be known as the legendary overlord that sacrificed himself for his son. Nevermind, he just wins

BigGator5 · 12-01-2010, 04:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Aerozord

Tarquin himself said that once offered a unified threat any enemy is screwed. Only reason Xykon is still in the picture is he only makes big moves when he has to. He would have no reason to attack Tarquin unless they were sitting on another gate and it was heavily implied Azure gate was the only such gate.

The only way I see Tarquin not getting what he wants is if he falls into the "redemption equals death" trope by sacrificing himself for Elan or something.

Oh no wait he would still win because he'd be known as the legendary overlord that sacrificed himself for his son. Nevermind, he just wins.

Tarquin's my hero.

MuMu · 12-01-2010, 04:15 PM

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The only way I see Tarquin not getting what he wants is if he falls into the "redemption equals death" trope by sacrificing himself for Elan or something.

I half expected him to suddenly die from some poison in the wine just to make it as anti-climatic as possible. "Sudden Stab in the Back" option is still on though, specially now that we heard his plan.

Dracorion · 12-01-2010, 04:21 PM

Calling it now.

Tarquin gets eaten by the Empress.

Aldurin · 12-01-2010, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Loyal

It's official. Tarquin is the best villain ever.

I actually have to put him right up there with Dr. Nefarious. I can't believe he's thought it through so well.

Raiden · 12-02-2010, 01:01 AM

Know what would really get in his craw?

If Elan goes through the entire plot, they fight, and before he dies, Elan tells his father he intends to destroy ever record of his father ever existing. No one will remember him, and his name will die with the few in the generation who had met him personally. He will be just another nameless tyrant in a long line of tyrants.

And then he dies. Yeah. That'd be awesome.

Aerozord · 12-02-2010, 01:20 AM

thats also like, as anti-bard as you get

Jagos · 12-02-2010, 01:21 AM

Possible alignment change?

12-01-2010, 03:26 PM	#1063
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	Tarquin himself said that once offered a unified threat any enemy is screwed. Only reason Xykon is still in the picture is he only makes big moves when he has to. He would have no reason to attack Tarquin unless they were sitting on another gate and it was heavily implied Azure gate was the only such gate. The only way I see Tarquin not getting what he wants is if he falls into the "redemption equals death" trope by sacrificing himself for Elan or something. Oh no wait he would still win because he'd be known as the legendary overlord that sacrificed himself for his son. Nevermind, he just wins __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

12-01-2010, 04:21 PM	#1066
Dracorion Moves Like Jagger, Kupo! Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: To the south, a little to the left... Or to the right. Posts: 4,910	Calling it now. Tarquin gets eaten by the Empress. __________________ Dracorion's dumbass color is Royal Blue. If you see that color, you better run the fuck away.

12-02-2010, 01:01 AM	#1068
Raiden Just a passing through veteran Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: On your couch. Yes? Posts: 5,327	Know what would really get in his craw? If Elan goes through the entire plot, they fight, and before he dies, Elan tells his father he intends to destroy ever record of his father ever existing. No one will remember him, and his name will die with the few in the generation who had met him personally. He will be just another nameless tyrant in a long line of tyrants. And then he dies. Yeah. That'd be awesome. __________________ I have a signature. It's a really cool one, too. It's so awesome, you'd pull your eyes out and punch your mother. Sadly, these rules state that my signature is just too darned big. Too much awesome for such a small space. Oh well. You can still punch your mother...if you want... Fifth and Krylo made me do it. http://www.animecubed.com/billy/user...sigs/60266.jpg Be the Ultimate Ninja! Play Billy Vs. SNAKEMAN today!

12-02-2010, 01:20 AM	#1069
Aerozord So we are clear Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Former murder capital of the world Posts: 13,824	thats also like, as anti-bard as you get __________________ "don't hate me for being a heterosexual white guy disparaging slacktivism, hate me for all those murders I've done."

12-02-2010, 01:21 AM	#1070
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