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Unread 12-15-2006, 11:35 PM   #101
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Well fuck, they gave Rosemary credit, didn't they?
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Unread 12-15-2006, 11:43 PM   #102
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I have a feeling Shiney will be saying these things alot more here on in:
"S/he's calling for his mum."
"I changed him/her last time."
"Why me?"
"Kill me."
"S/He gets that from your side of the family."
"A dingo stole my baby." (wait, wrong person. Silly me, heh)

Ok, seriously, congrats on your new bundle of lyfe Shiney and RaiRai.
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Unread 12-16-2006, 12:30 AM   #103
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I personally can't imagine wanting a child, but congratulations on yours, this world is in dire need of intelligent people mating to counter all the pregnant 14 year-olds these days. Also thanks for giving hope to nerds, creating the illusion that they too might someday find love through this medium.
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Unread 12-16-2006, 12:33 AM   #104
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Unread 12-16-2006, 12:59 AM   #105
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Originally Posted by Bravefencer Shinryuu
Am I the only one frightened by the prospect that Shiney is reproducing? I mean, I've talked with him. Lord knows what kind of things he's going to teach to this poor kid, conciously and inadvertantly. Rai, I have the feeling you're gonna have to watch him like a hawk when he's near the child, lest he teach the baby all about buttsex or something.
Honestly, I'm surprised Shiney finally found the right hole.


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I'm banned now, aren't I?
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Unread 12-16-2006, 01:26 AM   #106
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Congratulations! You both function correctly. May your offspring encounter the same good luck .

And I heartily approve the choices for names--elegantly timeless. Way to transcend naming fads!
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Unread 12-16-2006, 03:00 AM   #107
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So i was reading Rai's livejournal when i happened upon this line...

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and John snatched the test away from me.
Are you normally in the habit of handling things your wife pees on shiney?
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Unread 12-16-2006, 05:28 AM   #108
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Also, I forgot to ask this before: Will there be a separate thread in which we can all offer you unsolicited and possibly useless parenting advice, or is this it?
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Unread 12-16-2006, 06:56 AM   #109
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Are you normally in the habit of handling things your wife pees on shiney?
I'm pretty sure this counts as the exception and not the rule.

I mean, progeny and all. That's a damn good reason to snatch something your wife pees on.
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Unread 12-16-2006, 07:52 AM   #110
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Of course, if we do end up with an Alexander, I suggest we refer to him as Lex, as the evil buisness tycoon we know he one day will become.
What, so, the baby is now ours? We, as the forum, collectively own it? There's definitely got to be some legal grounds for that argument, I mean, two mods, brought together by NPF -- obviously, without NPF, no baby, thus, all the same rights as the parents.

I can't wait to see what kind of adult the child will become afte being acclimated to society soley by the collective wisdom of NPF. *shudder*

What a....glorious? Day for the forum?

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