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Azisien · 01-23-2007, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by greed

Well that eruption of what seems to be large quantities of white goo hints at even more than what we already didn't want to see.

Daddy, where does Spiderman's webbing come from?

Mr.Bookworm · 01-23-2007, 02:41 PM

A spider's webbing actually comes from it's anus, so the punch might have rerouted the "flow" to Spiderman's anus, as oppoased to his slit wrists.

Wonder where Spiderman would be if he had to bend over and pull off his pants every time he wanted to shoot webbing?

Azisien · 01-23-2007, 02:47 PM

Well, if we want to get technical, a spider's webbing comes out of it's spinnerets, which are certainly near or adjacent to the anal opening, but aren't actually the anus. But I mean, it's really pointless bringing in real science to explain an old Spiderman comic, for the love of Anus Web Blasts.

Fifthfiend · 01-23-2007, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr.Bookworm

A spider's webbing actually comes from it's anus, so the punch might have rerouted the "flow" to Spiderman's anus, as oppoased to his slit wrists.

Well Spider-Man's webbing comes from mechanical web-shooters, despite what those goddamn Shittyemodouchebag-Man movies would have you believe.

PS: Mr. Bookworm please resize your sig, as per the rules.

Mirai Gen · 01-23-2007, 03:48 PM

Just to get it out of the way, most of those images came from Superdickery, complete with Girls Gone Wild ads.

Also: Breakdancing Soundwave.
"Oh my God! There's an Axe in my head!"
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Fifthfiend · 01-23-2007, 04:09 PM

Anyway so long as we're doing homosexual subtext - let's go ahead and do some homosexual not-at-all-subtext!

Check that note at the bottom for double bonus Sexay!

Mirai Gen · 01-23-2007, 06:12 PM

I love the sidebar. "Alternative that would certainly boost sales."

What's funny is that last night in DND I cracked a joke about Phoenix.

"How does a phoenix get wet? Well, first, get her out of her suit."

Fifthfiend · 01-23-2007, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Mirai Gen

I love the sidebar. "Alternative that would certainly boost sales."

What's funny is that last night in DND I cracked a joke about Phoenix.

"How does a phoenix get wet? Well, first, get her out of her suit."

Reminds me of this girl who liked girls I knew in Saint Louis. Whenever a girl was all like "Um, I'm straight," she'd come back with "Yeah, so's a noodle until you get it wet."

Just thought I'd share.

Anyway, let's nerd it up a little more:

Anyone who who calls that less than totally awesome is someone who likes telling huge-ass lies.

42PETUNIAS · 01-23-2007, 07:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Fifth

Anyone who who calls that less than totally awesome is someone who likes telling huge-ass lies.

I'm not sure which is more awesome, that or the lesbian quote. They're both very, very, very wrong in any case.

The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk · 01-24-2007, 02:01 PM

As some may know by now, I like gaming music vids. So heres some more from two brilliant games;

Shadow of the Collosus (My new favourite)

And;

GTA:SA.

And finally;

Some insane SA Hydra stunts!

01-23-2007, 03:48 PM	#105
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	Just to get it out of the way, most of those images came from Superdickery, complete with Girls Gone Wild ads. Also: Breakdancing Soundwave. "Oh my God! There's an Axe in my head!" Uncyclopedia. For all your misinformation needs. Everything that's happened while Duke Nukem Forever is 'in production'. For the Jewish Ninja, the Star of David Ninja Shiryuken. HULK'S DIARY THAT IS ON THE INTERNET! __________________ Last edited by Mirai Gen; 01-23-2007 at 06:10 PM.

01-23-2007, 04:09 PM	#106
Fifthfiend for all seasons Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 19,409	Anyway so long as we're doing homosexual subtext - let's go ahead and do some homosexual not-at-all-subtext! Check that note at the bottom for double bonus Sexay! __________________ check out my buttspresso

01-23-2007, 06:12 PM	#107
Mirai Gen We are Geth. Join Date: Nov 2003 Posts: 14,032	I love the sidebar. "Alternative that would certainly boost sales." What's funny is that last night in DND I cracked a joke about Phoenix. "How does a phoenix get wet? Well, first, get her out of her suit." __________________

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01-23-2007, 02:41 PM	#102
Mr.Bookworm YYYEEEEEAAAAAAHHH Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 2,034	A spider's webbing actually comes from it's anus, so the punch might have rerouted the "flow" to Spiderman's anus, as oppoased to his slit wrists. Wonder where Spiderman would be if he had to bend over and pull off his pants every time he wanted to shoot webbing?

01-23-2007, 02:47 PM	#103
Azisien wat Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 7,177	Well, if we want to get technical, a spider's webbing comes out of it's spinnerets, which are certainly near or adjacent to the anal opening, but aren't actually the anus. But I mean, it's really pointless bringing in real science to explain an old Spiderman comic, for the love of Anus Web Blasts.