NPF Avatars 5 - Burning Down The House

[Astral Harmony]

Armored powered down Pinnacle and set the retrieval beacon to activate a minute later. She promptly got dressed, grabbed her sword, and exited the mecha. Ten seconds later, the mecha teleported out of sight. "Praise the lord. All that coal and ice and debris jacked up my guns. The only attack I had left would be a rocket charge."

As she neared the door to the office building, her CosGear started to glow. What the hell? Did the BUTTSECKS absorb some kind of Christmas essence? But I was in the mecha almost the entire time. If it was as she suspected, Armored would have access to a Christmas cosplay in short order. Deciding not to worry about it for now, Armored followed TBM inside.

[Inbred Chocobo]

IC was smashed through the ice wall, and sent flying down the hallway. Luckily, IC has some experience being sent flying, so he didn't go rolling across the ground like a ragdoll. Instead, he kicked off the wall he was about to hit, and slid to a stop on the ground. He looked down the hallway, catching a glimpse of Santa taking off, leaving IC with no opponent.

IC looked down the other way of the hallway. "Well, looks like I get to be the one that saves POS. What fun." IC mumbled as he took off, running down the hallway since his adrenaline was still pumping from the encounter with Santa.

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

Just as Narc was about to hit Santa with his guitar, Santa ran off in a chase after Asheth. In his place, a DeLorean appeared and knocked Narc flying over the car. A man who looked uncannily similar to Christopher Lloyd stepped out of the car and said, "Is Narcky McGuy here?"

Recovering from being hit by a car, Narc replied with "How many times do I have to tell you, Doc? It's McGee. Let me guess, something's wrong and we have to go back to the future?"

"Actually I was going to get shitfaced and play prank calls on Alexander Graham Bell. Wanna come with?"

"That's a very tempting offer, but I'm about to save this Pedro dude and then I've got this 'becoming a god' destiny thing going on. Have fun though."