Two-Headed Mafia: The Game

[P-Sleazy]

Either put the last vote on me or find someone else to kill today.

[Cati]

Originally Posted by grthwllms

You'll note, Cati, that during the Small-town mafia Lunaknight also found my activity suspicious, and indeed I made a few mistakes with my roles information, but I wasn't scum.

Found it. I see what Luna was saying there, but that's not what I was getting at. His comment seems about you playing defensively which isn't what I was saying, I'm not seeing that here. This is more of a "don't care" attitude. Maybe I'm nitpicking, and I apologize (especially if you're town), but something's hitting my scumdar.

And oy, b_real, maybe your other head doesn't want to die, you know. :P But yeah, seriously, I normally don't mind being killed off when I don't have a very helpful role, but Cati doesn't want the smudge of a Day One kill on her pathetic record. XD If you're that insistent on killing us, can't you wait until tomorrow?

[Demetrius]

Screw it, Vote: B_cati, we need some progress. My apologies if this was a mistake.

[P-Sleazy]

look at you Demetrius, breaking the poor girls heart...

Unvote:Apeever
VOTE: Ryandrius

For breaking a girl's heart.

[Wizardcat]

B_real_cati (5): bananaskull, Mooglehat, Tenwllms, Apeever, Ryandetrius

That's a majority.

You can screw the flavor text, though. I have too many RPs and such to be catching up in, and I'm not wasting writing ability that could be used elsewhere.

Oh, yeah.

It's Night 1, now! Send in actions!

...

What.

Go away!

Oh, right.

Their role.

Well...

You lynched B_real_cati, Mafiate, Mafia-aligned.

Happy?

Can I go now?

Sheesh.

[P-Sleazy]

no, no you can't!

And Wizzle, you broke a poor girls heart too along with Demetrius...Have you no shame in your hearts? [Deathpost]

[Cati]

<deathpost/nightpost/badcati>
My poor, poor record. *tears up* All we wanted to do was reproduce and have mini b_real_cati mafia babies, is it so much to ask?

Cheers.
</deathpost>

[Wizardcat]

PREVIOUSLY ON TWO-HEADED MAFIA...

"All we wanted to do was have asexual relations at night while we killed people!"

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"Bob, I think I'm pregenant!"

"YOU HAD BEST UNFUCK YOURSELF, SOLDIER!"

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"Free candy? Totally nothing suspicous about that!"

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"Oh, no, I lost in a children's card game, how can I ever live with myself again?! WHY ME?!?!?!?!

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"...What the fuck is this shit?" wondered the editor.

AND THE CONTINUATION...

"Here's a song with some style and class... It's called, "Watch Raiden Kick Some Ass!"

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"Run! Run for your fucking peasent lives! Zombie Cheese!"

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"Execute! Spirit Evolution!"

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"Oh, bugger, you just shot me in the liver. Blarg, I am dead."

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So. Um. Ignoring the bullshit...

Someone totally just got ganked. No one cares about them, though, it's Day 2.

With six alive, it takes four to lynch!

You do find the decapitated heads of Ryandetrius, Jailkeeper, Town-aligned atop the town guillitine, mirroring the drama masks' expressions by odd coincidence, however. Ick.

[Ryanderman]

wait wait wait, I just now found out that it was night, and it's over already? That was a short night. At least by NPF standards, which is what I'm used to. Oh well, I'm dead anyway, so I guess it doesn't matter.

EDIT: seems my partner sent in our action. Good on him.

[Moogle0119]

Ok only two of you didn't vote for the B_real_cati team (Cephrir Combustion and Red Jedi). Yesterday Cephrir stalled a lot with trying to get a lynch going and despite it being "in the good of the town for not wanting random lynches" it seems like a scum tactic to me since lynches are the town's only real weapon against the mafia (besides special roles like vig, PO, jailer, etc..)

Vote: Cephrir Combustion

Also FOS: Red Jedi because as previously said, you didn't end up voting for B_real_cati and in such a small mafia game I would think that the mafia would stick together moreso than in a 20 person game since this is technically only an 8-man mafia (now 6).