Pokemon Umbral Discussion 32: Ultimate Showdown of Ascended Classes

[Dracorion]

Gah!

Those big, sad brown eyes! I can't. Look. AWAY.



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Anyway, it's not like Sophie's team is full of ubers. There's Tsujimi, Lugia and Rotom as soon as she gets another level in Trainer. But she still has Heracross. And her other two 'mons only go as high as second-stage!

As for Pierce, well, he's something else. But I will say that if I have my way Aria will be leaving his team to be replaced by Yanmega's Bug/Dragon evolution, for the win.

I dunno about Elizabeth getting any Legendaries. We seem to have run out of good ones, haven't we? Maybe Mew. Celebi's nice and all, but Christ, weaknesses. I suppose I could make up a new one, but I really really don't want to do that again, at least for a while.

Actually, I think I'll give her a shiny Groudon. Later, though.

[Menarker]

AB: Just a little reminder for when you write the next post that Intimidate ability of Charlotte's Mightyena should trigger in this round, reducing the attack of some of the foes.

Edit: Hehe. Found something interesting in Bulbapedia. Apparently, if there was for some reason a pokemon with all 17 types. (17 type pokemon! Sounds like a overblown Pokemon Version of Captain Planet!), the only weakness that pokemon would have would be against Rock types.

[Astral Harmony]

Regina has Celebi (she claims total dominance of the cute ones). Jeanette has Groudon, to my knowledge.

All of the Legendaries are called for. Most of the Legendaries you guys get are gained over the dead bodies of a good deal of your opponents, but some will stay forever with the more powerful NPCs.

Let's see which ones're available...Mew, Lugia, Dialga, Palkia, Cresselia, Darkrai, and Arceus. Those are the ones that are definitely available.

I may have some of the NPCs turn over theirs to you, but only if it's a surety that they won't be available from then on and it'd just be a waste for them to keep 'em to themselves.

[Menarker]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Regina has Celebi (she claims total dominance of the cute ones).

Well, Regina sure didn't get Shaymin. ^^ (or at least I doubt that)

Anyhow, skipping on posting, since Renny isn't doing all that much and Cecilia isn't doing much more than attacking and being evasive. Turn 2 of Renny recovering from battle.

EDIT: AB, what I meant with the 4th question that I asked you, was whether someone could do the Paradigm Shift for the same form multiple times in the same battle provided they had the rage, or if they could only use it once in the same manner as the Overdrive only being usable once. (Although knowing that someone can use the Sync Tech ability multiple times in the same Shift is good to know too.)

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Regina has Celebi (she claims total dominance of the cute ones).

She doesn't have Mew.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Jeanette has Groudon, to my knowledge.

Are you telling me there are Trainer Destroyers? How does that work?

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

Let's see which ones're available...Mew, Lugia, Dialga, Palkia, Cresselia, Darkrai, and Arceus. Those are the ones that are definitely available.

It's like you want me to make up a Legendary for Elizabeth. You realize any made-up Legendary Elizabeth would have would be some kinda whore water nymphet or something? Okay, probably not water, since I'd try to break away from the norm, but it'd probably be a whore nymphet or some kinda type that lends itself to a whore nymphet.

I can't give her Mew. That little bastard's too innocent for Elizabeth. I mean, can you imagine what she'd do to it? Mew would never be the same again.

Cresselia blows, and I'm not giving Elizabeth Darkrai.

Which means my last option is... whore nymphet Legendary.

[Menarker]

Or you could give her a very highly modified version of Ditto, like an evolved one or something. Transform into anything she wants. Even use it as a decoy version of it so she can show off her body... without showing off her body. And it could be used in many... breeding experiments...

Transform / Mimic
Sketch / Mirror Move

Yeah, the above is pretty much useless for actual combat, but you get the idea thematically.

Just... remember not to look it up on Google Images with filters off. I'm sure you know from first hand experience, that it is not safe for anyone's eyes. *Stocks up on Brain Bleach*

Alternatively, you could give Aria to her. Yes, Aria doesn't think of herself as one, but her body and her way of throwing herself at Pierce... yeah. Plus, you said that Pierce is thinking of a way to get rid of her, right?


BTW, Gem, I'm just curious as to Impact never thought of transfering Latios to someone else after that conversation he was cornered in by Charlotte. Like Renny for instance. Impact could have easily pleaded generousity, empathy and good nature by reuniting the siblings together and that sort of thing since Latias is living in Renny's household and not being forced to battle and all that. (No, I'm not trying to take it from you, but if you don't want it, it'd make a good in character reason).

Of course, if Impact was using it for target practice or doing something harmful/depraved, he's better pray that Latias or any other telepathic pokemon (like Shaymin) never gets near him (or that Renny hears about it).

[Bard The 5th LW]

Originally Posted by Menarker

Or you could give her a very highly modified version of Ditto, like an evolved one or something. Transform into anything she wants. Even use it as a decoy version of it so she can show off her body... without showing off her body. And it could be used in many... breeding experiments...

Transform / Mimic
Sketch / Mirror Move

Yeah, the above is pretty much useless for actual combat, but you get the idea thematically.

Just... remember not to look it up on Google Images with filters off. I'm sure you know from first hand experience, that it is not safe for anyone's eyes. *Stocks up on Brain Bleach*

Well, filters are off. Now to put it into the search bar.

[Menarker]

Alas... Poor Bard... His curiosity was his undoing... We hardly knew ye.

[Astral Harmony]

After seeing James with fake titties, I think we're all mentally strengthened for the rest of our lives.

Yes, you can Paradigm Shift in the same form multiple times. I figured that was obvious when Impact wanted Matthias to do it twice in this battle.

[Dracorion]

Originally Posted by Menarker

Or you could give her a very highly modified version of Ditto, like an evolved one or something. Transform into anything she wants. Even use it as a decoy version of it so she can show off her body... without showing off her body. And it could be used in many... breeding experiments...

Transform / Mimic
Sketch / Mirror Move

Yeah, the above is pretty much useless for actual combat, but you get the idea thematically.

Sure, it's a nice idea, but like you said, useless for actual combat. I could, of course, give Elizabeth a Ditto pet, but she already has Riolu.

Still, maybe I can come up with a battle-worthy version of evolved Ditto.

Originally Posted by Menarker

Alternatively, you could give Aria to her. Yes, Aria doesn't think of herself as one, but her body and her way of throwing herself at Pierce... yeah. Plus, you said that Pierce is thinking of a way to get rid of her, right?

Oh goddamnit you son of a bitch.

That... that was the plan all along! Goddamnit fuck man I wanted to keep that secret!

See, it started when I was thinking of a way to hook Aria up with someone. I couldn't very well leave her alone because it'd be extremely depressing if she was left pining after Pierce well after he's married with Chizuru.

And then I remembered Elizabeth. And, well... if you think Aria is a whore nymphet now, you should see her Xth-stage evolution. Which will in no small part be due to Liz's influence.

Originally Posted by Armored Bishoujo

After seeing James with fake titties, I think we're all mentally strengthened for the rest of our lives.

You'd think so.

But there a horrors, oh yes, there are horrors out there. The kind that leave even the strongest men beaten and broken.

The kind that take the thin veil of protection you call sanity and twist it into a... a thing. A thing of evil.

I want my mommy.