My Rise and Fall: How I succumbed to MAGICAL FRIENDSHIP

[PCD]

Oh, goodness, I certainly hope I haven't been offending you at all, Snake... I just... well, I'm not a big fan of confrontation, I certainly didn't want to give the impression that... of course, Pinkie Pie is lovely, such energy, and confidence, and... she's so very talented, really, and I have nothing for respect for her, I swear.

It, um, it just comes down to personal taste, you know...? I mean, I do love all the ponies, really I do, but if I really, really had to pick a favorite, I might go for someone with a little more... um... delicacy.

[Marc v4.0]

There is a time when a subject has reached a point of straining, an apex of clearly calculated insanity if you will, where said subject needs to be taken out behind a woodshed and carefully shipped off to a farm full of subjects just like it.

It is painfully, almost tangibly, apparent that we have flown past this point while giving a double middle finger.

[Fifthfiend]

guys

who would win in a fight

[Solid Snake]

Originally Posted by PCD

It, um, it just comes down to personal taste, you know...? I mean, I do love all the ponies, really I do, but if I really, really had to pick a favorite, I might go for someone with a little more... um... delicacy.

...I...

...I am willing to accept this.

Just like my role model Pinkie Pie, I must make an exception when it comes to Fluttershy and her fans because Fluttershy is so adorable.




HOWEVER NO SUCH EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE FOR RARITY FANS

[synkr0nized]

Originally Posted by Solid Snake

HOWEVER NO SUCH EXCEPTIONS WILL BE MADE FOR RARITY FANS

I am willing to make an exception, as liking is Rarity is fine if they can make the dress, like, about 20% cooler.

[Meister]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

guys

who would win in a fight

Everyone would win in the end!

[PCD]

Originally Posted by Fifthfiend

guys

who would win in a fight

Rainbow Dash is the first one to come to mind, because she's the brashest and most physical of the ponies, obviously the aggressor. But she tends to rush in and just as often as schooling the competition, manages to get her ass handed to her due to her hastiness. Applejack is a bit better at thinking her actions through, but still would be a bit too easily swayed by her emotions. Pinkie could very easily make it far in a fight simpy by confounding the enemy and her mastery of the element of surprise by being completely random. Though Rarity has shown she's got tactical prowess, her resistance to getting her hooves dirty would hold her back too much. Fluttershy would only win if she could same everybody for being so very awful. So my money's on Twilight, who not only has brains for tactical skill but magical prowess to make up for her physical needsWHYTHEFUCKAMIWRITINGTHISWHATISMYLIFE

[Flarecobra]

I wonder if Dash can go supersonic.

[synkr0nized]

Do I need to go back to the Sonic Rainbooms? Like that shouldn't even be a thing you wonder about.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I hate to say it, but Dash can only do that when like, she absolutely has to no matter what and can't pull it off consistently. And in a fight, sure she'd be first in and could do damage, but I don't see her lasting for long. Really, it's between Fluttershy and Twilight, almost every major enemy that has required actual combat to defeat has been beaten by either of these 2 (Nightmare Moon, Manticore, Ursa Minor, Dragon, Cockatrice, Hydra). We all know you do NOT mess with Fluttershy and Twilight is packing some serious magical firepower, so it could go either way.