The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Funka Genocide]

Me and VG2K were talking about something, but then it degraded into this.

enjoy!


Erick says:
what part of Canada are you in?
Thunder Dragoon says:
Alberta
Thunder Dragoon says:
boo now
Thunder Dragoon says:
i'm used to it
Thunder Dragoon says:
lol
Erick says:
Alberta eh? is that anywhere near Quebec?
Thunder Dragoon says:
nope
Thunder Dragoon says:
Qubec is on the east, Alberta on the west
Erick says:
ah, didn't think so
Thunder Dragoon says:
i guess it really is true that amicans never pay attention to the north
Thunder Dragoon says:
joke
Erick says:
that probably is true, though I think it unfair to judge all Americans based off of one scatterbrained idiot (me) XD
Thunder Dragoon says:
well, your media also kinda proves it, as well as your governement.
Erick says:
true, true
Thunder Dragoon says:
but other than that, you guys can be intelligent
Erick says:
well thanks! @_@
Erick says:
unfortunately I believe there is legislature in the making which will make it illegal to be intelligent in America, its part of an initiative to remove threats to our national security by making sure nobodies smart enough to realize what the fuck is going on. I think its called something like "project go fuck yourself America"
Thunder Dragoon says:
lol
Thunder Dragoon says:
that's a definite rofl my waffle
Erick says:
*bows*
Erick says:
yeah well, all I kow is that if I were president, I'd have an elit eunit of Batman-esque death squad ninjas that I'd call "The Platinum Knights" or something equally menacing, and everytime I needed someone murdred violently in their bedrooms I'd shout out something like "Platinum Knights! Assemble!" and they'd appear from whatever convenient shady area happened to be around at the time.
Thunder Dragoon says:
that would be awesome
Thunder Dragoon says:
maybe then we'd have an effective US
Thunder Dragoon says:
with less dipshits
Erick says:
the path to world peace is assassination squads, why doesn't anyone agree with me?
Thunder Dragoon says:
whou wouldn't?
Thunder Dragoon says:
my stupid microphone won't work
Thunder Dragoon says:
so now it meets mister cheese grater
Erick says:
mr. microphone: "Hello mr. cheese grater! How are you today?"

mr. cheese grater: *looms menacingly*

mr microphone: "what are you doing mr cheeAAAARRGGH! OH GOD WHY MUST IT HURT SO BAd! I CAN SEE PIECES OF MYSELF FALLING TO THE GROUND! SOMEBODY KILL ME!
Thunder Dragoon says:
it's a piece of plastic crap anyways
Thunder Dragoon says:
it's basically a ball on one end with a shiny metal end on the other
Erick says:
ooooooo
Erick says:
how shiny?
Thunder Dragoon says:
shiny enough to be flushed down the toilet
Erick says:
XD

[videogamerz2000]

Me and Funka, part 2!

Thunder Dragoon says:
wow
Thunder Dragoon says:
we rock
Erick says:
totally. \,,/
Thunder Dragoon says:
and need new hobbies
Erick says:
I've got too many hobbies, I think I need a new life! XD
Thunder Dragoon says:
or a second one
Erick says:
You mean where I gallavant around the world and party with rock stars?
Thunder Dragoon says:
isn't that the 3rd one?
Erick says:
naw, thats my second one. Heh heh, want to hear a story?
Thunder Dragoon says:
sure
Thunder Dragoon says:
wow..... best. story. ever.
Erick says:
well, after I met QQ I had to make my way back to a city in Australia named Townsville, on the plane back I sat next to an Australian musician in a band called Dirty Laundry. We were BSing about stuff in general when we hit the worst turbulence I'd ever witnessed, we both sort of looked at eachother and I said "eh, it was a good run" to which he replied, "yeah, I lived" and then we waited patiently for certain doom.
Thunder Dragoon says:
good stuff
Thunder Dragoon says:
i now have 8 people on MSN from the forums
Thunder Dragoon says:
crazy
Erick says:
a few flight attendent fell over and people started freaking out, but after about aminute the plan cleared the turbulence and we spent the rest of the flight in relative peace. When we landed we hung out with the rest of his band in a club called The Embassy, where I partied like a rock star for one night.
Thunder Dragoon says:
cool
Thunder Dragoon says:
flight attendents give you garbage to eat in coach
Erick says:
not on this flight! they had delicious gourmet sandwiches!
Thunder Dragoon says:
nice
Erick says:
Australian airline food rocks!
Thunder Dragoon says:
as compared to North American
Erick says:
yeah
Thunder Dragoon says:
it seems that people on such things as MSN and AIM are more likely to cause mass destruction than on any forum
Erick says:
how so?
Thunder Dragoon says:
we tend to be more random
Erick says:
ah, well I see what you mean
Thunder Dragoon says:
for example: Bob blowing up asteroids with WMD's and QQ beating up garden gnomes with a shovel
Erick says:
she is none too fond of garden gnomes after all!
Thunder Dragoon says:
when opportunity knocks, the gnomes will answer
Thunder Dragoon says:
best line ever
Erick says:
yeah, the opportunity for violent overthrow of human civilization!
Thunder Dragoon says:
or taking out hilary clinton while shes in the bathtub, with a toaster
Thunder Dragoon says:
SIMS style!
Erick says:
oh man, thats just wrong...
Thunder Dragoon says:
no, no, it's justified
Thunder Dragoon says:
bill and monica were meant to be

[Cloud Strife]

Rikisetsu I am, Ravenstorm the other, he is.

Rikisetsu says:
Gaming.  Monday.  Here.
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
when?
Rikisetsu says:
All day.
Rikisetsu says:
No joke.
Rikisetsu says:
Gaming/LAN party.
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
cool. I might be out of town that day
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
figures
Rikisetsu says:
D'oh!
Rikisetsu says:
And where is that quote from?
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
simpsons
Rikisetsu says:
Oh?
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
homer says it all the time
Rikisetsu says:
He does?
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
yeah he says D'oh more than twice a show
Rikisetsu says:
*thud*
Rikisetsu says:
I MEANT YOUR SCREEN NAME!
...And you will know us by the Trail of Dead. says:
oh

[Flarecobra]

flarecobra: Oh, and I think Brian's hurricane magnatism's coming back.
Cloud Strife: Indeed. D:
flarecobra: Poor guy. Think BellSouth had something to do with it?
Cloud Strife: That must be it... damn BellSouth... *shakes fist menacingly*
flarecobra: Perhaps if we had them put on big red hats and long white beards we could get QQ to destroy them.
Cloud Strife: Don't forget to make the hats pointy!
flarecobra: Of course.
Cloud Strife: *gets to work on the hats and fake beards*
flarecobra: *Goes to round up as meny BellSouth personell she could find*
Cloud Strife: Excellent.
flarecobra: Though can I throw some into the burning dumpster first?
Cloud Strife: Go for it!
flarecobra: *Makes sure that it's extra-hot, chucks in a few, the flames chainging colors briefly after each toss* ooo, purdy.
Cloud Strife: Fancy stuff.
flarecobra: Must be the stuff in their suits.
Cloud Strife: Indeed... probably Arsenic.
flarecobra: Want to knock in a few?
Cloud Strife: Hm... sure!
Cloud Strife: *kicks one in*
flarecobra: *Flames turn green for a second*
Cloud Strife: Ooo!
flarecobra: Too bad we can't get rid of hurricanes this easy.
Cloud Strife: Indeed. *envisions Brian hog-tying Hurricane Dennis and kicking it into a burning Dumpster*
flarecobra: *Laughs at that image*
Cloud Strife: Indeed... that's, like, sprite-worthy.
flarecobra: I think it's more then that.
Cloud Strife: Oh?
flarecobra: Comic worthy!
Cloud Strife: Indeed!
flarecobra: unless you got something better.
Cloud Strife: Heh. Nope, not that I can think of.
flarecobra: So, who'll make the comic?
Cloud Strife: I can't make comics, I don't know how, nor do I have the sprites. X_x
flarecobra: And I'll be gone.....Wait, perhaps we could get one of the others to do it for us?
Cloud Strife: Perhaps... *thinks*
Cloud Strife: Hm. DB is on.
flarecobra: Yep.
Cloud Strife: He might be able to do it.
flarecobra: I'll ask.
Cloud Strife: 'Kay.
flarecobra: He liked the idea.
Cloud Strife: Good, good.
flarecobra: He can't do it. Said he's not skilled enough.
flarecobra: Let's see....QQ perhaps?
Cloud Strife: Dah.
Cloud Strife: Perhaps.
Cloud Strife: She's not online at the moment, though.
flarecobra: Ok. Let's see...who else is good...
Cloud Strife: Chicago... CT...
Cloud Strife: AB...
flarecobra: He might do it.
Cloud Strife: Brian...
Cloud Strife: Indeed.
flarecobra: Hell, if we get Brian to notice it, he might like to do it for a day that he's running late or just wants to skip a comic and put up some filler.
Cloud Strife: Indeed. XD
flarecobra: I think he'd like that idea for the simple fact that he hates both hurricanes and BellSouth.
flarecobra: Then there's Meister and Shiney.
Cloud Strife: Indeed.
flarecobra: Course, I already gave Meister an idea and he has yet to do it yet..
Cloud Strife: We might get Meister to do that one...
flarecobra: Oh,
flarecobra: Oh...
Cloud Strife: Yeah. O_o
flarecobra: .....Nevermind. Stupid idea.
Cloud Strife: ?
Cloud Strife: No, what?
flarecobra: Perhaps if we post that part in the wingwong area, someone might decide to make it.
Cloud Strife: Indeed.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

Ah, good old MSN Messenger. Thank god for chatlogs!

 Drågöñ§bäñé: Thaum...I destroy planets
 Drågöñ§bäñé: with low-cost DnD spells
 Drågöñ§bäñé: YOU can't
 Drågöñ§bäñé: *shakes the ass*
 Drågöñ§bäñé: *shakes it all night*
   Stephanos: As Tasadar once said DB
 Drågöñ§bäñé: As Megatron once said...
 Thaumaturge: *watches DB in bemusement*
 Drågöñ§bäñé: "Shut it, Prime."
   Stephanos: "Perhaps I don't need to flaunt my power in
              such an infintile manner"
   Stephanos: =P
 Thaumaturge: *snigger*
   Stephanos: *pokes all of you*
 Thaumaturge: ...
 Thaumaturge: *glares at Stephanos*
 Thaumaturge: *dramatic pause*
   Stephanos: =DDD
CHICAGO¤loll: Wait. Such power is the ass of Dragonsbane?
   Stephanos: @_o
 Thaumaturge: *casts Thaumaturge's Giant Poke from the
              Sky on Stephanos* :P
 Drågöñ§bäñé: Yes
 Drågöñ§bäñé: My ass is gloriosa
 Drågöñ§bäñé: and generosa
 Drågöñ§bäñé: and stuff
CHICAGO¤loll: O Deebee, keeper of the mighty ass!
 Drågöñ§bäñé: ...shut it, Prime

Then, not long after...

   Stephanos: Mind you Beast Wars Megatron was posh and
              English =/
   Stephanos: and toke bubble baths with a rubber ducky =/
 Thaumaturge: o_0
 Thaumaturge: Megatron has a rubber ducky? o_0
   Stephanos: The beats wars version did
 Thaumaturge: Now -there-'s an odd image ^_^
 Thaumaturge: *chuckles at the image of big, nasty
              Megatron playing with his rubber ducky in
              the bath*
 Thaumaturge: *splash* *splash* *splash*  "What are you
              doing, Mr. Quackles?"  *squeaking sound from
              the rubber ducky*  "That's why I love you,
              Mr. Quackles!"

              *Megatron hugs the rubber ducky*

              *from outside*  Are you finished in there
              yet, sir?  I need the loo!

              *Megatron looks at his hands* "I'm not
              wrinkled yet!  Go away!"  *throws a
              back-scrubber at the door*
   Stephanos: @~@
 Thaumaturge: The side of Megatron that we so rarely get
              to see ^_^
   Stephanos: Beast Wars Megatron, diffrent person =P
 Thaumaturge: Heheh, so it seems ^_^
 Drågöñ§bäñé: More than meets the eye ^_~
   Stephanos: @~@
 Thaumaturge: *SNIGGER*  Indeed! ^_^
CHICAGO¤loll: Please to not be winking suggestively after
              a discussion about Megatron. o_O
   Stephanos: ^_~
 Thaumaturge: *can't resist*

              ^_~
 Drågöñ§bäñé: ^_~
   Stephanos: XD
CHICAGO¤loll: ...y`all lucky I ain't Sexy Anthro Foxy
              Chicago, or y`all be meeting the lips of a
              furry! ;D
 Thaumaturge: *pause*
   Stephanos: @~@
 Thaumaturge: *hides behind DB*
CHICAGO¤loll: Win+
 Thaumaturge: *meteors Chicago* :P
CHICAGO¤loll: Win- :(

[Dragonsbane]

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
A revelation is upon me
Melfice version 2.6 says:
'T is? Care to explain thineself?
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
By combining Transformers and Gundams, I shall create a new breed of super-robots capable of easily conquering the Earth!
Melfice version 2.6 says:
That is verily a masterly plan. I like it!
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
I just need to eliminate the "morals" from the Transformer parts, leaving them as mindlessly loyal as Gundams, while removing the need for emotionally unstable adolescent boys to pilot them.
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Autonome, perhaps transformable, robots. Without morals. You would end up taking Decepticon Sparks and reprogramming them, then placing them into Gundam alloy bodies.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
but Megatron could easily beat most Gundams.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
alloy bodies or no, he's Megatron.
Melfice version 2.6 says:
True. Megatron is the most powerfull, semi solo-going, robot out there.
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Then you would need the consiousness of a Autobot and reprogram it.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
why an Autobot?
Melfice version 2.6 says:
I don't know. They seem the most logic, seeing as there are only two factions. Autobot and Decepticon. Unless there's a third group I don't know.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
not sure
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Knowing me, I'd pick reprogrammed Decepticons with Autobot loyalty traits implanted
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Ah, that is true. You have those too. *remembers Beast Wars Ravage*
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
then, put some of the heavier Gundam weapons on it.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
take out the angst....and the strange Gundam boys.
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Yeah. They sucked. Heero most of all. Yeah, Twin Buster Rifle, bit of upgrading on it, and you have the ultimate weapon. Me likes a lot.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
naw, the kid from Gundam Seed.  The whiny one
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Never seen Gundam Seed. It was never broadcasted here.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Who gets manipulated by the redheaded bitch who goes all psychopathic...
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
oh, sorry
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
anyway, he's a complete pansy, and unfit to pilot a mecha
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...so quadrupal (Dual Twin) Upgraded Buster Rifles, some kind of sword...since it's traditional...can we fit a shield on?
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Buster-shield, you know, the one on Deathscythe (Hell). So you have another weapon if things go real bad.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
yeah
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...and it transforms
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
into a weapon-studded hovertank
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Okay. Works for me. ^^ Though having those Buster-rifles might mean too much of a recoil for a hoovertank. It would be required to land to fire the rifles for better accuresy (sp?).
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
It could have rotatable hoverjets, with fold-up recoil legs.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
I picked hovering because Transformers only shift shape to fly, or go fast.  Since they run pretty fast anyway, flying is the only time their ability is really useful.
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Yeah. True.
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...one personality trait I insist on, however, is that they call humans "meatbags"
Melfice version 2.6 says:
HK-47...
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
HK-47
Melfice version 2.6 says:
Heh. You know you've played too much KOTOR when...  
År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Yup! ^_^

[Bob The Mercenary]

I Don't really know the reason for the hostilities between Dragonsbane and pauljg04, I just know that whenever I put them in the same chat room, this happens...


pauljg04: appararate!
Archmage DB: Apparate is for wussies
Archmage DB: Teleport and Gate are for REAL spellcasters
pauljg04: ...they do the SAME thing
Archmage DB: Yes, but in a manlier way!
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pauljg04: and thats why its manlier than GATE and Teleport. IT had DANGERS!
Archmage DB: it was about as manly as Elton John getting his nails done at a beauty parlor
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Archmage DB: 87 corpses!?
pauljg04: no comment
BobtheMercenary: most lived, thankfully
pauljg04: oh thats good
Archmage DB: ...unlike Paul's sex life
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pauljg04: and i have already donated the club to DB who joyfully accepted it
Archmage DB: ...and rammed it up your ass, Paul
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
pauljg04: all you did was believe and worship her like a god
pauljg04: a FALSE god i might add
Archmage DB: ...no, that's YOUR job, peon
Archmage DB: and do not question Celes
Archmage DB: or I will execute you with righteous fury
Archmage DB: ...and a large pine tree, upon which you shall be impaled through the ass.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
BobtheMercenary: I don't need vaginas or anuses
pauljg04: ???
EmblemCrusade: Then G-Taste is perfect for ya.
GreatMedicNigel: Neither do I, but i want to penetrate those.
Archmage DB: who doesn't?
EmblemCrusade: (slowly raises hand)
Archmage DB: ...why NOT?
EmblemCrusade: Oh, wait. I thought you were talking about Paul.
pauljg04: ...why must you throw me into it?
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Archmage DB: Hey! It's that recording I made of Paul's mother and...eww...what is this thing?
EmblemCrusade: 'Cause DB loves you?
Archmage DB: Loves to hurt you
pauljg04: ....we all know that people only hurt the ones they love
EmblemCrusade: God knows I do.
Archmage DB: No, we love the ones we love
Archmage DB: ...I just love the act of inflicting pain on you
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Archmage DB: No, you have a vibrator
pauljg04: nope.
pauljg04: gave it to Micheal
Archmage DB: To use on you.
pauljg04: wrong micheal pally
EmblemCrusade: "Pally?"
Archmage DB: You gave it to Micheal Crook
pauljg04: nope
Archmage DB: and he used it on you
pauljg04: Jordan
Archmage DB: while you moaned and whimpered
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
Archmage DB: You are an absolute imbecile
Archmage DB: I piss upon the woman who bore you in her womb!
Archmage DB: This is almost enough to make me support abortion
Archmage DB: to prevent more of you from ever being born

[Dragonsbane]

A rather stupid AIM prank...

neostephanos: hello!
Archmage DB: Who are you?
neostephanos: o.o
Archmage DB: ...and why are you messaging this computer? The man is DEAD, you idiot! Besides, the contact isn't supposed to take place for another half-hour...
neostephanos: ahh
neostephanos: okies
Archmage DB: unless...you ARE Pipe, aren't you?
neostephanos: who knows in this crazy world
Archmage DB: ...shit, the boss is gonna kill me
neostephanos: yup ^_~

[Funka Genocide]

6.5?! the hell?! says:
so I've decided to be an international assassin, and I'll use the secret identity of an Abercrombie and Fitch model to hide my activities, what do you think?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
I'm thinkin' "I'm gonna need a dictionary to figure this one out"

6.5?! the hell?! says:
well, its quite simple, you see I pretend to be a male model (after extensive plastic surgery and personal training of course) while I kill people for money.

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Huh.


LIVE ACTION GTA THE MOVIE!!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
except with free clothes!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
But, what about the pedestrians? They won't need their clothes.

Y`know, unless they're zombies.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
zombies aren't really all that modest you know.

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
What if they're Brittish zombies? The Brittish are always modest!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
no, thats "stoic"

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
" 'ello there, good sir. Mind if I give your arm a tidbit of a nibble?"

6.5?! the hell?! says:
they shall bear the burden of undeath with dignity and restraint!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
XD

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
THE WORLD SHALL WITNESS THE RISE OF THE FIRST UNDEAD POP GROUP!


Dibs on Baby Zombie!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
what about Michael Jackson though? I guess he really wasn't a group now that I think abouit it...

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Heh. Naw, the music industry needs to revive the Spice Girls in a whole new way... THE LIVING IMPARED WAY! WITH TEETH AND GNAWING!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
I guess you'd just call all of them "Zombie Spice"

6.5?! the hell?! says:
it might get confusing

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
I was kinda looking forward to Baby, Sporty, Scary, Ginger, and Posh Zombie. :{

6.5?! the hell?! says:
thats a good angle actually...

6.5?! the hell?! says:
Scary Zombie though, kind of redundant eh?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Well, I dunno. Some Zombies aren't all that scary..

6.5?! the hell?! says:
I don't see where your coming from here

6.5?! the hell?! says:
scary= decaying and corpselike, unnatural, hunger for the flesh of the living=zombie

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Scary = mass amount of schoolwork, many tasks, lack of sleep...

Actually, yeah. = Zombie.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
XD

6.5?! the hell?! says:
We need to do something about this Zombie Spice girl thing right away!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
To the Space Helicopter!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
we have one of those?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Naw. We just stea--*coughAHEM* BORROW the one that Sosa and Brian own.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
ah, right. Lets go kill the Zombie SPice Girls then!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
No! We mustn't kill them!

Er, revive them?

6.5?! the hell?! says:
wait... I lost track, are they dead already?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Music Industry-wise, yes. Yes they are.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
I suppose if we reanimate their careers they'd be zombies in the metaphorical sense...

6.5?! the hell?! says:
though really, I did have my hopes up that they'd be the full on, brain munching variety.

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
We can still achieve that!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
YAY!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Yes, we... beat them with shovels before a performance!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
how does... we do what now? I don't see.. uhm...

Maybe if we used spatulas?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Or egg whisks

6.5?! the hell?! says:
maybe large tubs of butter

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Skim Milk!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
we can make zombie pancakes!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Yes!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Oh how dead they'd taste!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
one question though, can you make zombie pancakes?

Thaumaturge says:
Do you mean flat zombies, or reanimated confections?

6.5?! the hell?! says:
more like, pancakes with little bits of zombie in them!

Thaumaturge says:
Hmm... I don't see why not!

Thaumaturge says:
It would taste horrible, though ;;;;

6.5?! the hell?! says:
the lesson for today, zombie pancakes taste horrible, even if you use real bits of zombie in them.

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Whaddabout maple syrup? It makes anything taste good!

6.5?! the hell?! says:
no my friend, I'm afraid not even maple syrup can improve the taste of evil.

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
But... you're lying! D:

6.5?! the hell?! says:
it isn't possible! NOOOOO!!

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
D:

6.5?! the hell?! says:
Well, maybe its best if we leave the culinary possibilities of necromancy unexplored?

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Yeah. No, you're probably right.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
I know, I know, its hard to accept. But I think we should just move on and never speak of this again.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
except you know, on wing wong

·$,(210,117,020)·$0 ·#FOXY·#¤·#lollie·# ·$,0 says:
Oh, but of course.

6.5?! the hell?! says:
XD

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
I AM TEH NECROMANTIC MASTER!!!

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
And I'm rather foxy ;D

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
BEHOLD MY ZOMBIFIED HORES!

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...err, I mean, hordes

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
o_O

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Oh dear, that came out wrong...

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
...y... You can keep your zombies. I may be foxy, but
I know what's better. O_o

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
GET HIM, MY ZOMBIES!!!

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
*siccs the zombie whores on Chicago*

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
*thinks*

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
YOU WON'T HAVE ME DEAD, OR UNDEAD EITHER D:

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...Well, if I won't be taking you alive, and seeing as
how your death or capture is inevitable...I WILL have
you dead.

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
Then, you shall become zombie anthro chicago, and
draw for me for ALL ETERNITY!!!

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
Sexy Zombie Anthro Chicago?

År¢hmågë Drågöñ§bäñé says:
...that's just wrong

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
;D

And again!

Funka Genocide says:
you need a hobby!

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
I know!

But, sleeping is so good. <3

Funka Genocide says:
sleeping is pretty cool, I'll give you that.

Funka Genocide says:
but... what about being awesome?

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
And sexy!

Funka Genocide says:
yeah! i mean...

<_<
>_>

 FOXY¤lollie  says:
Is this a job for... SEXY ANTHRO FOXY CHICAGO?

[Funka Genocide appears to be offline and may not reply.]