Corrupted Wishes

[Doc ock rokc]

Originally Posted by Thadius

Granted! However, you neglected to say how many times this power would work, so it only works once. You enter a life of crime and your power works, allowing you to open the bank safe. Sadly after that it stops working, and you are unable to stop the guns in the policemen's hands from firing.

Afterwards you do a long stint in prison. The less said about that, the better.

Now just wishing for time travel would be pointless, because Earth moves through space as well. Therefor, I wish for a time machine that also takes space into its calculations, allowing me to travel back and forth through Earth's future and past, and has a 'recall' function to get me out of that T-rex someone is going to drop on me.

Granted. However it gets stuck in the Wrong time-line and you land on a time-line where the earth is Uninhabitable. when you go into the future to avoid this You still are in the time-line where the earth is uninhabitable and if you go into the past its still uninhabitable. You only last a few hours with the oxygen in the time machine.

I wish that I could speed through collage quickly.

[Wigmund]

Granted, you can make awesome collages in seconds. But the only people wanting to buy them are retiree tourists in Arizona.

I wish that we all lived in the Axe Cop universe.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Granted! However, you are an alien! Everyone wants to fight you and Axe Cop wishes you were evil! Things are pretty much awesome for everyone else.

I wish there were no more spiders or any other vermin living within my house. Specifically on my desktop.

[Rejected Again]

Granted, they all live in your car, school desk, and in that soda you just bought.

I wish I knew the square root of pi.

[DarkDrgon]

granted, but the answer destroys your feeble mind, leaving you a gibbering husk of a human

I wish I could immediately learn how to play a song on any instrument after hearing it once

[krogothwolf]

Granted, except you can never play it on an instrument, as anytime you pick one up all knowledge of how to play that instrument is immediately forgotten leaving you embarrased on the staged, laughed at and mocked!

I wish I had access to all the secrets of every country.

[Wigmund]

Granted, but you're hunted down by the intelligence agencies of most every country on Earth. Look forward to a future of being milked for intel by Mossad, GRU, The Ministry of State Security, CIA/NSA, MI6 and whoever else captures you from your previous captors.


I wish the next wish would be inflicted upon all of humanity.

[Thadius]

Oh, making the next guy work, eh? Okay, okay, I can do this. Sadly it isn't a situation where 'everyone else gets twice as much as you do,' but hey, I can do this.

I want a Portal Gun without having to go through GLaDOS to get one. Make it so, genie!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Originally Posted by Thadius

Oh, making the next guy work, eh? Okay, okay, I can do this. Sadly it isn't a situation where 'everyone else gets twice as much as you do,' but hey, I can do this.

I want a Portal Gun without having to go through GLaDOS to get one. Make it so, genie!

Granted! You put the enter portal right underneath you and the the exit portal right above you on accident. You get caught in an endless loop for eternity.

I wish somebody would read the small story that I posted on here and comment on it.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by The Gunslinger

Granted! You put the enter portal right underneath you and the the exit portal right above you on accident. You get caught in an endless loop for eternity.

I wish somebody would read the small story that I posted on here and comment on it.

TL;DR.


I wish I had some newer reeds for my clarinet.