PASS - People Against Straight Sex

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by Geminex

No, no, you've got it all wrong, Fifth. Token's right. If we ever want to get him to turn to THE DARK SIDE and support OUR CAUSE, insults will never be enough.

It's obvious what must happen.
We must seduce him.
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VOLUNTEERS?

Originally Posted by Geminex

Well, I meant EE, but that'd be fun as well.

I was thinking "I'll stop posting as we're all just brick walls throwing lettuce at each other and I can't make this go anywhere. Maybe I'll just see what happens." Now the topic has mutated to EE psychology 101. I don't even study that.

And my final piece about the original issue that hopefully won't sound homophobic. If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

[Kim]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

HRRNGH

Was hoping you had finally caught on to what PASS is about, but I guess I better explain it.

Essentially, it's satire. Use the same arguments and ideas that are constantly used for why homosexuality is bad to treat heterosexuality like a negative thing. It's throwing their own rhetoric in their faces. That's why you see straight people have joined the group, they know they aren't the targets of the group's scorn, that the group doesn't actually believe what it argues, etc.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

And my final piece about the original issue that hopefully won't sound homophobic. If everyone did follow this and guys and girls only dated people that could enter the same public restroom, where would babies come from?

I'm not even sure this is an issue. Like let's see the human race stopped breeding- ok the last generation would hae a rough time when they got old with no young people to runn things but then they dead. Who cares anymore.
In short babies are stupid and slavish shackling to biological urges reminiscient of cavemen gruntings.

[Aldurin]

Originally Posted by NonCon

HRRNGH

Was hoping you had finally caught on to what PASS is about, but I guess I better explain it.

Essentially, it's satire. Use the same arguments and ideas that are constantly used for why homosexuality is bad to treat heterosexuality like a negative thing. It's throwing their own rhetoric in their faces. That's why you see straight people have joined the group, they know they aren't the targets of the group's scorn, that the group doesn't actually believe what it argues, etc.

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

[Funka Genocide]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

EE don't be stupid.

[stefan]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

I assure you, by this point no thread is necessary.

[Grimpond]

Originally Posted by Funka Genocide

EE don't be stupid. Again.

FTFY

[Jesus]

Originally Posted by NonCon

Group Facebook

God made Man and Woman. Men having sex with women, or vice versa, is an affront to His plan. Help us put an end to this disgusting behavior.

True story!

Dad was all like "Wait, who started sticking what, in where? THAT'S IT I GIVE UP"

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Originally Posted by EvilEarl

I was hoping it was this way, just thought I would get an "EE don't be stupid" thread again for saying it.

Dude. That's pretty gay.

[Fifthfiend]

It's a pretty straight-up admission of trolling TBH.

Originally Posted by Token

Fair enough. I suppose that was hypocritical of me.

And yet in conceding this in response to my rational, straightforward argument, where you were unswayed by my sarcastic bitchiness, you refute me utterly!

I AM UNDONE????????????

In sincerity though I tend to be an asshole about the Tone Argument because it's such a common troll/shutdown/derailment tactic BUT I know you better than that and in terms of responding to you about it this is pretty much a situation where the reasoned explanation would have been a better choice than the sarcastic-jerk route.