GC does a Let's Play: I also have Pokeymans and I will show you them

[Ecks]

Wow, he took Momo off...

On topic: HOP THAT FENCE, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU IN PEWTER TIL AFTER DIGLETT CAVE ANYWAY.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by EckScizor

Wow, he took Momo off...

On topic: HOP THAT FENCE, THERE'S NOTHING LEFT FOR YOU IN PEWTER TIL AFTER DIGLETT CAVE ANYWAY.

1: I change my avatar/general theme once every month or so.
2: Double Posting is a no-no
3: Thread bumping is a No-no-no

[Great Cartoonist]

(DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT CREATE ANY OF THE IMAGE MACROS USED IN THIS THREAD)


Right, so over the fence we go.
<So long, Mt. Moon! We ain't gonna miss you, for sure!>


Man it would suck if I had unknowingly left behind some important key items. Fortunately I didn't. Right?


Ah, looks like we're in Cerulean now!
<OH GOD SO MUCH BLUE WHERE DID ALL THIS BLUE COME FROM>


<Yes, that explains so much.>


The all-important Pokémon center.


<Ahhh, sweet glorious technology, how I've missed you.>

<Adrian is full of energy now!>

<Yeah dude, things are rockin'!>

<Hey pussies, stop thinking things are looking better because I will make it worse.>


<Alright, what have we got around here? There's the local mart, the bike shop, the gym... Let's see the bike shop first, that one's new.>


We don't really need a bike since we've got the power of fast forward emulation, but I guess we can look around to see what they have to offer.


Huh.


Hello, I hear you are selling some bikes?


I dunno, I prefer choosing my own bike that I know will ride well.


GODDAMN that is expensive. We'll need to beat up a lot more trainers to get that kind of money. Also, I need the money to buy Poké Balls.


Yeah, no.


....nOt...woRtHY...

<...Uhh...what? Who is that?>

...thIs OnE... no... muST WaiT...

<Who is talking? A ghost? Adrian does not like ghosts!>

<I... don't think it was a ghost. It felt like... something more...>


All houses in this game are impossible. Also, absurdly devoid of essentials.


Naw, man, you just have to beat up a Gym Leader to get one. Don't need a lot of skill for that.


You sure? 'Cause I could have just found a rock and carved it to look like a badge.


Jeez, dude, it's just a standard issue badge. What's so special about it?




Here we can learn the effects of each badge, although the effects doesn't really help us that much and will usually go unnoticed in a regular playthrough.
Basically, every odd badge boosts a stat for all of your Pokémon, and all the other badges raise the level cap for determining if traded Pokémon will obey you in battle. They also allow you to use certain HM moves in the field. This system stayed roughly the same until Gen IV, where badges no longer give any stat benefits.


The north exit out of this house leads to a completely empty backyard.


But you knew I wasn't really being serious, right?


Oh hey look, a very important house. Also, some Rocket jerk.


Okay, and I'm supposed to care because...?


Well obviously, it wouldn't make sense for there to be any other criminal organizations in this world, right?


Dude... he's just on the other side of that house! Stop being lazy and catch that idiot!


Oh forget it. Let's go back to that patch of grass we passed before.


I bet there's some good Pokémon here!


Or not. Oh well...
We've seen this one before. Sandshrew's got some pretty good Attack and Defense, but horrible Special and Speed. Sandslash is pretty much the same except more.


So, we catch this sucker just to add to our Pokédex.




The peak of unimaginativeness.




Okay, maybe there's something more interesting beyond this bridge?


Oh WHAT.


Yo, jerkface!


No, and it was going fine until you decided to show up, you knob.


Good for you. Now scram.


No, you plagiarist.


And of course this means he wants to fight again.


Yep.


<Yo, you think you're hot stuff? Look at me now!>


Blah blah blah, weak to electricity.


Yeah, this guy is still just the same old entry-level threat.




And here's another level for Comast.


Okay, this is a new one.


Abra is a Psychic Pokémon that has worthless Attack and Defense but packs a hefty amount of Special and Speed.


However, because of its current moveset, it is absolutely no threat to us.


Also, even without a critical, Shepard's Horn Attack wipes the floor with Abra.




Oh, he still hasn't evolved this runt yet?


Adrian needs some EXP too.







Have I told you that this is boring?


<Him again.>


<You.>

<You.>

<...>

<...>

<...>

<...>

<...>

<...>

<...>

<...pffffffftttthAHahAhaHAhAhahAhaAhAhahAhAHAhaHaHahahahaha>

<...>

<Hahahahahahaha... I'm sorry, hahaha... it's... I just can't get over your... heeheehee...>

<Yes, yes, I know.>

<Ha... ha... heh... Ahem. Okay! Now I'm ready! I've got stronger moves now, so you better->


<W-wha?>



<...Wait a minute... you're trying to use some sort of strategy on me, huh?>



<Oh yeah? Well I have a strategy of my own too!>


<How about this?>




<Two can play at that game, buddy!>


<Grrr!>











<GOTCHA!>

<Oh no! I let my guard down! Why did I do that! BLARG!>


<Mindgames, friend. Yomi to the sixth degree.>


<I think it's great how I can simply become stronger by beating stuff up on a regular basis. It's not realistic, but then again, neither is this game.>


You're the one who asked for a fight, you moron.


<Argh... it's happening again...>


<Whew.>


No.


Yes, but that doesn't mean you actually CAUGHT them.


Seriously, nobody cares about that stupid Pokédex. We have Bulbapedia.


Good for him. You however, have got your bonce in the clouds.


Why are you boring me with this trivial information.


I thank whoever I want to, thank you very much.


I hope I never see you again.


Jerk.




So what does this path have in store?


Obviously a series of unavoidable battles.


You chumps are going down.


Hahahaha.


You're serious.


These guys are unevolved and still have the same goddamn moves as last time.


C'mon. Butterfree, Beedrill... they all put up a better fight than these wimps.


It makes me think that you intentionally wanted to suck.


That was not your best and you're an idiot.


Oh yeah? Well show me a challenge!


What the crap.


No.


You know what?


How about I let Adrian fight this one.




And it's become a scratchfest.


Also, a growl.


Blah.




You should know the answer to that.


Why are you saying the exact same thing the last guy said. Be original!


Of course you aren't.


I have three words to say about you.


YOU


SUCK


HARD




Is that all you people are going to say after I beat you?


I'm never too tired to berate you for your idiocy.


Oh no, it's this crap again.


I bet the next one is another Nidoran.


Yep, the exact same team as #2.


I don't have time for this.

<Oh, so now they're sending girls to fight me?>


<Bitch, I am in favor of equal opportunity.>




I hate you.


Bring it.


One Pokémon. Man you suck harder than the last person I said sucked hard.


Mankey is a Fighting Pokémon that has decent Attack and Speed going for it, but that's all.


Look how much damage.






You're incompetent.


Shut up.


Who cares. Where's my prize, candyman.


Now we're talking.


This sucker is only good for selling. It's worth a LOT.


Will there be more prizes?


Your brand of evil is laughable at best. I can do MUCH better.












And here we have the one flaw in this dialogue that I find highly annoying: The game assumes that you are essentially the good guy and therefore against Team Rocket and doesn't let you have a choice in the matter.


Well, another forced battle with this schmuck.


And Comast gets another level.


Now it's getting really annoying.




I'm better than you and you suck.


Leader? Try EMPEROR. With that weak crap you're pulling, any random kid with a few superbeasts under his command could take any of your jobs.


Thunder Wave.


Alright, we're heading into a new area now.


Hey, a patch of grass. Let's see what we can catch here!


Oh.


Well, we finally have a Grass Pokémon.










C'mon, there must be something good in this...


AND HERE IT IS


This guy is a major pain to catch, and we all know why. We have two strategies to use at this moment. One, we throw a Poké Ball right off the bat and pray it works...


Two, we paralyze the bastard and hope it prevents him from moving long enough for us to throw the Poké Ball.


DAMMIT


Oh well, let's try again, why don't we?


DAMMIT


C'mon...


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT


DAMMIT





QUICK QUICK POKé BALL YOU SONUVA










Okay, so since I went through all that trouble, I'm giving you the honor of finding a good name for this cowardly bastard. Also, this Abra will play a major part in the next few updates I believe, especially the one right after this one, where I will show you a bunch of crap so horrendously stupid that it warrants its own article on Bulbapedia. Probably.
Stay tuned!

<...hah...hah...>

[Premmy]

MK Ultra, alternatively,
Multra

[Geminex]

Y'know, reading this, and comparing to to ASSHAT's adventures, I realize that it is the nature of pokemon to evoke extreme rage through stupidity.

You heard it here first, folks: Playing pokemon makes you evil. Pass it along.
And make it double.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Yunno, your rival doesn't seem to be as much of a dick as I remembered him being. "Go say hi to the guy who made the computer! He's neato!"

It's like he's your older brother. he still cares about you, but isn't afraid of calling you a dweeb either.

Anyway, I'm bad with names, so... Mr. Miyagi? Or I guess you could only fit Miyagi.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Name it Uri Geller. Here is the page as to why.

[BloodyMage]

Suezō?

[Thadius]

You've already said his name. Multiple times. It's what you'll be saying if he's in your party and your last resort and still not leveled.

His name is Dammit.

[Flarecobra]

Earthbound.

Or Arcana.