The Wing Wong strikes back!

[Krylo]

(23:03:43) Krylo Killian: cum stain.
(23:03:53) Nikosetyris1: Dickhead.
(23:04:02) Krylo Killian: Does that mean that you're a pile of my vomit?

[Staizer]

*shudders in horror*

[Meister]

Another episode of Two German Slackers Theater.

Meister: You could test whether a fine beer mist burns
Eisengiesser: I do have beer
Eisengiesser: and a candle
Eisengiesser: But I can't produce a decent mist
Meister: Don't you have a plant mister or something?
Eisengiesser: Just a bottle of Febreeze
Meister: If you empty that and refill it with beer for the moment...
Eisengiesser: I can proudly claim that I'm feeling so silly right now as to actually do that
Meister: Rinse it well afterwards though, or the beer residue and Febreeze will end up cancelling each other out
Meister: So?
Eisengiesser: Doesn't burn
Eisengiesser: but now my apartment smells of beer
Meister: a) it does anyway
Meister: and b) you knew it would and don't try and tell me otherwise

[Cloud Strife]

Cloud says: Now, for old times' sake...
Cloud says: *stretches*
Cloud says: *limbers up*
Cloud says: *breathing exercises*
Thaumaturge says: o_0

Uh oh...
Thaumaturge says: *Starts to edge away*
Cloud says: *grin*
Cloud says: Aaand....
Thaumaturge says: *runs*
Cloud says: *POKE!*
Thaumaturge says: *screeches to a halt*

*glares*

*casts Thaumaturge's Giant Poke from the Sky on Cloud*  
Cloud says: *Giant Poke from the Sky impales itself on main hair spike, and 
runs away crying*
Cloud says: *shrugs*  Should've known better.
Cloud says: *Giant Poke from the Sky comes back with its mother*
Cloud says: o_0
Cloud says: Oh dear.
Cloud says: GPftS's mother:  *Glares*
Cloud says: GPftS's mother:  *POKE!*
Cloud says: DX
Thaumaturge says: *SNIGGER*
Thaumaturge says: And -that's- what -you- get  
Thaumaturge says: *laughing*
Cloud says: *within self-made crater*
Cloud says: *twitch*  Ow... @_@

[BlackMageGirl!]

[SephirothSama] says... 0/\/\6!! l=l_l11 /\/\3+/-\l /-\l(l-l3/\/\!5+ l20(l<5!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
OH!

[SephirothSama] says... 0/\/\6!! l=l_l11 /\/\3+/-\l /-\l(l-l3/\/\!5+ l20(l<5!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
If you EVER! need help with something, ask me and I'll try to help ^^

[SephirothSama] says... 0/\/\6!! l=l_l11 /\/\3+/-\l /-\l(l-l3/\/\!5+ l20(l<5!!!!!!!!!!!! XD says:
I'd be offended and have to kill you if you didn't ^^

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:
XD Thanks.

[videogamerz2000]

Thunder Dragoon says:
just read your newest comic
Thunder Dragoon says:
i have a place!
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
You do indeed.
Thunder Dragoon says:
so it's now the Kitty crew, eh?
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Nope.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
I have absolutely no idea what it is.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Probably has no name.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Right now, the comic is just writing itself.
Thunder Dragoon says:
pretty much
Thunder Dragoon says:
you ever heard of RPGMaker?
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Nope.
Thunder Dragoon says:
the title is pretty self explanitory
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Indeed it is.
Thunder Dragoon says:
you make your own actual RPG (on PC or PS2) and then you and your friends can play the game
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Cool.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Sounds complicated.
Thunder Dragoon says:
yeah, me and a friend of mine are making an RPG
Thunder Dragoon says:
were trying to make it sweeter than FF
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
You will fail, you know that?
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Nothing is sweeter than FF.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Other than FF mixed with honey.
Thunder Dragoon says:
oh, just watch
Thunder Dragoon says:
with my brains for RPG's around the world, and with my friends knowledge of RPGMaker, we will be pimpin;
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Okay.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
"Next week, on MTV: Pimp my RPG!"
Thunder Dragoon says:
lol
Thunder Dragoon says:
you know, CT still needs to do my song
Thunder Dragoon says:
he's been putting it off for a year now
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Heh.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Like your sprites?
Thunder Dragoon says:
yes
Thunder Dragoon says:
yes i do
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Heh.
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
No, I meant Like how your sprites took a year?
Thunder Dragoon says:
oh, yeah
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
He's waiting for July 11th.
Thunder Dragoon says:
grrr
Thunder Dragoon says:
nah
FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:
Kidding.
Thunder Dragoon says:
CT and I have always been friends

[Fenris]

This is Me, Dragonsbane, BMG, and Meister: (one post edited to protect the innocent aka me) Terribly sorry about the length. This is the latest in a line of BMG worship by DB and I.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Hello, O Great One!

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Hello, O Goddess!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*Worships, then huggles, then resumes worshipping O Great One!*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*snugglehugs and worships*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

O Goddess...I have made many blood sacrifices to you!

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

*is worshiped, then hugged, then worshipped again, then hugged again, then worshipped..?*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

I depopulated an entire Star Trek convention to achieve the necessary virgins!


The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

That wouldn't take long.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Dragonsbane has something to ask you, O Great One.

The hangers are out to get me!!1! says:!

Um, ask away.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Are blood sacrifices acceptable unto you?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

For I have slain many infidels in Your name.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Well...since it is the time of the month...I guess so. But afterwards I won't accept them.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

You mean...Your time of the month?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

The time of the Lunar Agression Amongst Females?

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Quite.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

WOE BE THE WORLD!!!

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

For Sasami the Destroyer Cometh!!!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

And how is O Goddess today?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*declares holy war*

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Heehee.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

I'm doing pretty good, though I'm quite tired.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

I see.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

I have a question I humbly request you answer.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Alright, ask away.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

What is your holy symbol?

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Hmm...

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

I'll have to think on that one.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*slaughters heathens, and builds a mountain of their skulls, and a well-cushioned, reclining throne of bones for Sasami to sit upon*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Is it the chair?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

the flower?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Ugh.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Does she really need two thrones?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Yes

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

But, she can only use one.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

The bones to make the second one could make a carpet.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Or something.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

But, would you make her carry her chair upon her back?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

What?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*reconsiders, and makes the bone throne into a mighty statue of Sasami's glory and beauty*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

That's the spirit.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Meep.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Meep

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Heheheheh.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

I love you guys. ^_^

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*Is loved*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

YAY!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

My life has meaning!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

SCORE!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

boom-chaka-laka-laka hoom-chaka-laka-laka hoom-chaka-laka-laka BOOM!

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

^_^

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Shall I invite Meister, O Great One?

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Sure.

Washi-sensei has been added to the conversation.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*huggles Sasami*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

My life now has meaning too ^_^

Washi-sensei says:

*huggles Sasami, too*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Well, if it isn't the German moderator. Originally: Well, if it isn't my favorite mod.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

*is huggled by everyone* 0_O

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Meister-san!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*huggles O Great One as well*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*snuggles Sasami, the Great Goddess*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

I still think that word is creepy...

Washi-sensei says:

*snuggle"?

Washi-sensei says:

"the"?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Yes, when used as a verb.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Snuggle.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:


smuggle snuggle

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

It makes me think of smothering, for some reason o_O

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

*is smothered?* 0_O

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

because your mother tried to kill you by squeezing you too hard as a child, Fenris.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*prys DB off of O Goddess*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*goes back to huggling*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Give her some air.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*gives air*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Please forgive DB, O Great One, he is just excited.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

I must slay more heathens for you, O Great One!

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Um, sure.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Just make sure they don't bleed on me.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

I just went to the cleaners.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Yeah, I don't like too much blood splashed around. 0_<

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

XD

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

What may I do for O Great One today?

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*writes down the commandment*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

*kills the heathens as bloodlessly as possible*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

What a commandment is "When maiming people, try to be clean about it?"

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Sounds like the 11th commandment to me...

Washi-sensei says:

A hitman priest?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

XD

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

I'm her more fanatic priest

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Hey, Wolfwood is one.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

True, that.

Washi-sensei says:

You sit a guy down on the altar and sneak up with a wire...

Washi-sensei says:

While an acolyte distracts him.

Washi-sensei says:

"Hey, look over there! Full moon tonight!"

Washi-sensei says:

"Yes, quite - URGH!"

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*shudders*

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

I was using vampires.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

But, it wouldn't surprise me if something like that became mainstream...

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Why does this sound like you have experience in this area Meister? 0_O

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

...actually, a vampiric sword that drains blood

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

He does ^_^

Washi-sensei says:

Beats me, I only ever played the Hitman 2 demo...

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Indeed

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Heh.

Washi-sensei says:

>_>

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Ooh, sorry, I wasn't supposed to tell anybody...

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Meister a killer?

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Oopsie ^_^'

Washi-sensei says:

Fenris, look. Full moon tonight.

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Shall I stab him with the vampiric sword of sacrifice?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*goes werewolf*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

Muwuha.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

"Muwuha"?

Washi-sensei says:

Note to self.

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*starts to chase Meister*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*is shocked by invisible collar*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

*whimpers*

Washi-sensei says:

Check at least the more obvious flaws in my plans.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

*takes collar off of Fenris*

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

What, you want me to kill Meister now?

FenrisWolf-Property of BMG! says:

I'd leave that thing back on until the night is over :P

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Hmm...

Washi-sensei says:

*hides wire behind back and looks very innocent*

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

Meister, stop killing people and I'll keeps Fenris's collar on.

The hangers are out to get me!!1!! says:

*keep

Archmage Dragonsbane: Loveable Evil says:

Yay!

Washi-sensei says:

Yes ma'am.

She did, however take the collar off. Later. Much later.

Blarg, I forgot to thank Cloud Strife for telling me how to use the Code box.

[videogamerz2000]

How to have a proper battle of no real common sense. (BTW, it's me and Oster).

Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: TOMATO WAR
Thunder Dragoon says: <squish!>
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: BAM
Thunder Dragoon says: ow!
Thunder Dragoon says: that got me in the spleen!
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: It did?
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: OH NOES
Thunder Dragoon says: as long as it wasn't my appendix
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: Indeed
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: DIE
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: /me dies
Thunder Dragoon says: oh crap!
Thunder Dragoon says: phnx dwn!
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: RARR
Thunder Dragoon says: shit
Thunder Dragoon says: *pulls out the fire spells*
Thunder Dragoon says: fire enhanced tomato!
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: OHMYGODIMONFIRE!!!
Thunder Dragoon says: dammit
Thunder Dragoon says: water!
Thunder Dragoon says: omg, he has prune fingers now!
Thunder Dragoon says: get this man a medic!
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: OHMYGODITBURNS
Thunder Dragoon says: ice!
Thunder Dragoon says: heal!
Thunder Dragoon says: ol repth!
Thunder Dragoon says: bucket of apples!
Kurotsuchi Mayuri says: Plums!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Okies, I'm Sasami. Mooble is MoM, Justine is madhatter, and Aizen is Osterbaum.
We were talking about a Condom Man costume I came across at my work (which is at the Salvation Army) and this developed.

Aizen Sousuke says:
I don't doubt that

Mooble Marble says:
Doubt what?

The great goddess Sasami? says:
My minion! *huggles* ^_^

The great goddess Sasami? says:
But yeah, I would have to send it to him meself.

Justine says:
her minion wants tp be condom man?

Mooble Marble says:
0.o

Mooble Marble says:
No.

Justine says:
It's your destiny, MoM

Aizen Sousuke says:
Yes he does

Mooble Marble says:
o.0  I'll fight it.

Mooble Marble says:
That'd be soo....

Mooble Marble says:
>.<

The great goddess Sasami? says:
I certainly hope so. I cant' say that my minion is "condom man". 0_O

Mooble Marble says:
I guess I'd never want for a condom....

Mooble Marble says:
'course, that's not likely to happen anyway XP

Aizen Sousuke says:
You want the condom costume

Justine says:
especially in that costume

Aizen Sousuke says:
You need the condom costume

Justine says:
you can be a hero

Justine says:
saving people form STDs

Justine says:
and pregnancy

Justine says:
but only if you team up with Pill Man

Mooble Marble says:
XD

Aizen Sousuke says:
Pill Man can be your sidekick

Mooble Marble says:
No thanks. For the hero thing, that is.

The great goddess Sasami? says:
Wouldn't it be Pill woman?

Aizen Sousuke says:
I want to add you people to my friends

Mooble Marble says:
XD

Aizen Sousuke says:
In LJ

Justine says:
go ahead

The great goddess Sasami? says:
My sn is lilymage

Justine says:
or pill woman

Justine says:
whatever

Justine says:
I'm _jamanda_

Mooble Marble says:
I don't have Live Journal.  Eat me.

The great goddess Sasami? says:
Um, no.

Justine says:
No thanks

Aizen Sousuke says:
Sure I'll eat you

Mooble Marble says:
..... Shouldn't have said that right after a condom man convo....

[Sithdarth]

This is what happens when you go away for a month or so:

[20:31] archmagedb: ...this is weird. I've forgotten your name on the forums.
[20:32] archmagedb: Remind me?
[20:32] archmagedb: I SHOULD know this!
[21:21] Darthlord Ragnos: Really you should
[21:24] archmagedb: yup
[21:24] Darthlord Ragnos: 1/2 my name from the forum is in my SN
[21:25] archmagedb: Yes, Darth something
[21:25] Darthlord Ragnos: Rather something darth
[21:26] archmagedb: I am confused
[21:26] Darthlord Ragnos: Then my job is done.
[21:29] Darthlord Ragnos: Man I go away for a summer and everyone forgets about me.
[21:30] archmagedb: GIVE ME YOUR NAME, and all shall be well.
[21:30] archmagedb: Sithlord?
[21:30] archmagedb: Bob the Happy Dark Jedi?
[21:31] Darthlord Ragnos: The first one contained the 1st 1/2 of my forum name.
[21:31] archmagedb: sithdarth?
[21:31] Darthlord Ragnos: Remember anything yet?
[21:31] archmagedb: nope
[21:32] Darthlord Ragnos: You just said it and you still don't remember me, guess that goes to show how forgetable I am.
[21:33] archmagedb: oh, yeah, Sithdarth
[21:33] archmagedb: NOW I remember
[21:33] Darthlord Ragnos: *thwack*
[21:33] archmagedb: *blocks with Lightsabre*
[21:33] Darthlord Ragnos: *mental thwack*
[21:33] archmagedb: *Force concentration*
[21:34] Darthlord Ragnos: *vaporises his bodie turning it into pure energy, while hugging DB*
[21:34] Darthlord Ragnos: body*
[21:35] archmagedb: *absorbs the energy, and uses it to destroy several cities*
[21:35] archmagedb: hugging...weird...
[21:35] archmagedb: At an end, your reign is!
[21:35] Darthlord Ragnos: *takes over DB's body as an force spirit*
[21:37] archmagedb: *meditates, kicking the spirit out* Like Kun, you have become
[21:38] Darthlord Ragnos: *destroys the planet with his new supership he just thought off that some how was completed in record time and was conviently in orbit*
[21:39] archmagedb: *is already on the ship, killing the crew, and hijacking it*
[21:40] Darthlord Ragnos: *hit the self destruct button that instanly destroys the ships because everyone know lackies are replacable and heros always disable self destruct timers at 1 second*
[21:40] archmagedb: *indeed disables it, a second before the button is hit*
[21:41] Darthlord Ragnos: *which then enables the secondary system the very nanosecond the main one is disabled causing the ship to explode retrohistorically 1 second.*
[21:42] Darthlord Ragnos: (Yes that means the ship blew up the second before I hit the button*
[21:42] archmagedb: *goes back in time and stops the ship from ever being built*
[21:42] archmagedb: Strike me down, and I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine
[21:43] Darthlord Ragnos: *strikes DB up like a band*
[21:43] archmagedb: *is upstruck*
[21:44] Darthlord Ragnos: There I have negated your powers by striking you up instead of down. (and we just made a rather good spoof story)
[21:44] archmagedb: yup
[21:45] Darthlord Ragnos: Thus ends a productive session of well what ever that was.
[21:46] archmagedb: Yes