The blood of the gods runs through you! Well, one god anyways.

[Grimpond]

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Thadius

There will be a part two with more loot later this week.

Yes, you read that right. We got so much loot I couldn't fit it into one update.

[Ravashak]

Get to more looting, pillaging and necromancy, in a lawful good manner, naturally (I suggest starting with the burning of houses of the innocent and pure)

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Ravashak

Get to more looting, pillaging and necromancy, in a lawful good manner, naturally (I suggest starting with the burning of houses of the innocent and pure)

... that... hardly sounds lawful and good.
I think we should avoid that idea.

[Ravashak]

At least I didn't suggest to destroy the world (or multi-verse)!

[Yrcrazypa]

When you think about it, when you destroy the world all you are doing is ending suffering. That's good, right?

[tacticslion]

Originally Posted by Yrcrazypa

That's good, right?

That word. You keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Ravashak]

Alternatively, Yrcrazypa knows too well! xP

Then again, I never went too much into D&D alignments.

[Thadius]

Now those are some nice robes. I don't suppose they have one in my size?

Sadly they only had the one set, but I got you a wand of flame to make up for it.

That'll do.



Welcome to the Lighthouse area! No, I don't know how we entered from the north, shut up. We're here for one thing right now. Yes, I am aware there are two things to do here, but since one gives crappy rewards and isn't really timed, guess which one we're doing?



First we encounter a wholly unhelpful prophet. Well, not unhelpful, really. Maybe irritated is the right word.



Ahahahah. Meet the Sirine. Contrary to what you may think, these sirines do not just charm the men in your party. No, they can Dire Charm anyone. Some people like to send Minsc berserk and then let him at them, but I've had mixed success with that.



Once her friends are dead, Sil, the local Sirine Queen, shows her aggression and gets ganged up on by the wolves Mary's wand summoned.

...I think I hate this wand.



Anyway, what loot did the Sirines have in their cave? Let's find out!



Huh. All on a table. I guess that works. So what is it?



Another permanent stat-booster. Vera nice.



GET THIS THING AWAY FROM ME.

*Yoink*

Did...you just take that robe?

Do you have a problem with that?

...Keep away from me...

Anyway, something I forgot to mention. The way here was filled with goblins and sirines, and we sorta burned up Mary's wand of flame on them all.



This, however, is a viable substitute.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!



Welcome to the area east of the temple! Also known as Basilisk land. The area I have my cursor over is their nest. Fortunately, we memorized enough spells to deal with them all today.



Say hello to Korax the ghoul. He's only useful here, so thankfully they put him here. The big upside of having him around is that he can't be turned to stone.



Which proves very useful almost instantly. The fighters take on the basilisks, the rangers take out the mage, and Korax gets his brains.




To the south-east we find these people that you have to be rude to in order to get them to fight you. Why are we doing this, you may ask?



Well another piece of equipment for Jaheira is always a good thing. However, we're quite wounded and need to rest. Fortunately, Korax never needs to and volunteers to keep watch.



Then he gets hungry and we have to put him down.



Welcome to Gullykin! Ahahahahah. I hate this place...

It hasn't even done anything to you yet!

Just wait for it.



This is the rough approximation of the head halfling. Now if you pester him a second time...



Behold! Possibly the most deadly quest for a low-leveled party to ever exist if you do it wrong! No matter what way you go about it, the ruins are full of kobold commandos. There is only one way to do this that won't involve us dying, and you'd better believe we're going to use it.



Right across from the winery is this house. You want to go into this house, and then into the basement.



He never really was on your side.

Okay, that's enough.

The hell?! Did you just magic missile me?

Want a repeat demonstration?

No no, that'll be fine. Anyways, the bookcase holds a secret passage...way...

Now what?

"Put...Ze candle...Back!"

Clearly I need to do it again.



Welcome to the Firewine Bridge Ruins! We're here for this guy and one other, both of them mages.



The second guy falls quickly enough to a few spells. We rob him and get out, because even though we've killed the plot-bearing 'boss' of the ruins, there are still kobolds everywhere. We're never coming back, so no need for the map screen this time around.



Oh now he's doing it on purpose. Anyway going further south reveals...



Le yawn. I'll just use my wand of...summoning...Crud.

No lie, it actually broke here. But hey! No more assassins. Ever, I think, until we get to Baldur's Gate.



Welcome to the Firewine Bri- Wait. A bridge over a dry riverbed.

Looks like.

In what I could roughly assume to be Kansas.

Probably.

Too bad you don't know where the deed to this place is...



Oh no. Please no.

Payback for the magic missiles. Hell yes, you WILL listen.






I wonder when he'll realize I paid him to GO AWAY.



Greatest warrior ever? I think not.



For now that title belongs to Minsc.

Wait I thought that would go to Kahlid.

Minsc is on the front lines swinging his sword, doing critical hits and double digit damage 9 times out of 10. For a job well done, he gets the gauntlets.




Crazy lady.



Dead lady.



This could be trouble. The mightiest ogre mage ever sounds tough.

Oh hush up and watch.



You just froze him to death AND preserved the loot. I am in awe.

I am awesome.



Welcome to Lars- FUCK. We don't want to be here now, there's Plot here. Okay let's scoot along the south and then make our way to the standing stones.



Sadly the mad druid has to die...




...So that we can kill the evil one. After that we head east.



Welcome to another random area. Here is a stone platform with four red mages on it that are all evil. In this Mary was like some sort of freaky mage-ninja, using her wand of paralyzing to stun them, then Magic Missile'd them to death.

Sadly I was too good for the cameras to focus on me without exploding.



She did manage to pick this up though. Not a bad little hidden weapon.



What, is he some sort of Forgotten Realms hippy? Sheesh. We've already got Jaheria telling us to be one with nature, not mercilessly slaughter wolves.



It's not even anything like a dire ettercap! Although ettercaps, in large swarms, are dangerous on their own. Due to their poison.



That confirms it, he's a hippy. Oh well, it's sure to be a good scroll.



Ye of too much faith. There was a reason he was giving it away.



Welcome to Pedvale! There is literally NOTHING to do right here. So you know what this means Mary?



Relaxation! Finally!

Yes, and next time will be all Plot.

Best get out my walking shoes, I suppose.

[RobinStarwing]

And the Traveling Circus that is Mary Worth's band of Heroes continues on!