Corrupted Wishes

[Bard The 5th LW]

Granted. You begin to ninja everyone else. In every thread. We all hate you now. Well, we hate you more.

I wish I was dead. ):

[akaSM]

Wait, I still got ninda'd, how will the wish work? O_o

Originally Posted by Thadius

Granted! Your mind has now been wiped, leaving you with no reason to fear! It also leaves you with nothing at all, but hey, no fear.

Umm, lemme think...

I wish to be immune to caffeine withdrawal headaches.

Granted, caffeine won't get you withdrawal headaches anymore, too bad everything else gives you withdrawal headaches now

Originally Posted by BardTheFifthLightWarrior

Granted. You begin to ninja everyone else. In every thread. We all hate you now. Well, we hate you more.

I wish I was dead. ):

more? o_o

Granted, you're dead now, but science finds a way to keep your consciousness "alive" and uploads it to...what was it called around here? "the discovery channel"?

I wish I could win THE GAME

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Congratulations, you have just won THE GAME. Unfortunately you can only ever win it the once and the prize money is a meager £1.10, or your comparative local currency.


I wish this wish goes ungranted. Ha, chew on that one fuckers!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

You're wish is ungranted! The universe implodes.

I wish that the United States won the World Cup.

[Wigmund]

Granted, unfortunately no one in the US gave a damn.

I wish that mankind would start colonizing other planets and spread across the stars.

[bluestarultor]

Originally Posted by Wigmund

Granted, unfortunately no one in the US gave a damn.

I wish that mankind would start colonizing other planets and spread across the stars.

Granted. Mars begins to be populated. Then civil war breaks out between Mars and Earth. Both planets are exploded and humanity is rocketed into space in itty bitty bits. That should provide the most even distribution to all the stars eventually.



I wish the PS3 Move would come out sooner.

[Osterbaum]

You really don't. But it does anyway and you soon realize you should've just gotten a Wii instead.

I wish I could turn into a wolf and back to a human whenever I wanted to.

[BitVyper]

Granted! You assume your mighty wolf form for the first time, but unfortunately, because the size and shape of your brain have to change, you forget how to change back. You also don't know how to be a wolf and have no experience making the body work, and now lack the brain power to think about it very rationally.

Granted...kinda...sorta. because you didn't make a wish in the first place it wasn't corrupted.

How ironic.

I wish to immediately achieve enlightenment in every possible positive sense of the word.

[krogothwolf]

Granted, except all that enlightenment causes your brain to explode with the contradiction of it all. You are now a gibbering mess of a human who can't stop drooling on everything.

I wish Blue got stuck in a video game!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Granted! You are thrown in as well though. You are now trapped with him for eternity.

I wish I had Dave Strider's Sun-glasses.