Discussion: Mad Plans Freestyle RP - Page 16

Khael! · 01-18-2007, 09:56 PM

And airplanes? In movies blatantly named after the occupants of said airplanes?

I rolled your would-be dodge attempt too. Due to being distracted looking at objects you had in hand, you... yeah.

That armour would've absorbed some of the impact, but the net result would have been us removing that armour from a gaping hole in your back. The metal would have been bent into the wound and hot. The heat would have melted your flesh to the armour around said hole. There would have been screaming, bleeding, and broken bone fragments. Your lung(s) would possibly have been punctured, leading to their collapse, leaving you unable to breathe. You'd additionally land a good twenty feet away from where you were originally.

I only just remembered we have a healer in the party now. I could have saved myself a lot of unwanted horror if my imagination had pictured all that gore getting repaired, instead of bubbling, last-wording death.

xravi · 01-18-2007, 10:06 PM

...................but...........what..........er. ..........Good thing we have a healer in the party we do. I also have some pots in side the pack.

Khael! · 01-18-2007, 10:11 PM

Sorry, I know your odds of survival are in fact much better. My imagination has a way of blatantly ignoring the pause command. When it gets running, the pictures never go away until they think they're done.

xravi · 01-18-2007, 10:58 PM

if I went into total defense I would have an AC of 18. I should try that sometime.

It took seven pages to kill a snake.

42PETUNIAS · 01-18-2007, 11:01 PM

maybe what everybody needs to try doing is, y'know, noticing when a snake is about to explode in your general vicinity

xravi · 01-18-2007, 11:06 PM

Yeah well, Roy was busy thinking. Thinking an army of animals with lazer beams and a magnifying glass that came from a different dimension. Although, it did surprise me how no one cared about argent lord's character's disappearance. You can't pretend she never existed because a pile of random stuff appeared in her place.

Edit: post 300 baby.

Bisected8 · 01-19-2007, 05:20 AM

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Originally Posted by xravi

Yeah well, Roy was busy thinking. Thinking an army of animals with lazer beams and a magnifying glass that came from a different dimension. Although, it did surprise me how no one cared about argent lord's character's disappearance. You can't pretend she never existed because a pile of random stuff appeared in her place.

Edit: post 300 baby.

My character was too busy thinking about whether he was about to be bitten by a snake. And also sammiches.

42PETUNIAS · 01-19-2007, 09:22 AM

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My character was too busy thinking about whether he was about to be bitten by a snake. And also sammiches.

I think one stops worrying about getting bitten by a snake when said snake has been milked of all its venom, pinned down by a packfolk (which I don't think ever got off of it, might want to do some damage to him khael) and then tied up by twin rockets attatched to either end of the snake, about to rip it apart. Your characters an idiot.

Bailey · 01-19-2007, 09:38 AM

I did get off of it.

And then I tried to throw it.

42PETUNIAS · 01-19-2007, 09:42 AM

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I did get off of it.

And then I tried to throw it.

silly me, of course. My bad.

01-18-2007, 09:56 PM	#151
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Stupid overactive, physically accurate, death portraying imagination! And airplanes? In movies blatantly named after the occupants of said airplanes? I rolled your would-be dodge attempt too. Due to being distracted looking at objects you had in hand, you... yeah. That armour would've absorbed some of the impact, but the net result would have been us removing that armour from a gaping hole in your back. The metal would have been bent into the wound and hot. The heat would have melted your flesh to the armour around said hole. There would have been screaming, bleeding, and broken bone fragments. Your lung(s) would possibly have been punctured, leading to their collapse, leaving you unable to breathe. You'd additionally land a good twenty feet away from where you were originally. I only just remembered we have a healer in the party now. I could have saved myself a lot of unwanted horror if my imagination had pictured all that gore getting repaired, instead of bubbling, last-wording death. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day. Last edited by Khael!; 01-18-2007 at 09:59 PM.

01-18-2007, 10:11 PM	#153
Khael! I'm somebody else these days. Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Same house same hill same bat channel still canada Posts: 1,968	Sorry, I know your odds of survival are in fact much better. My imagination has a way of blatantly ignoring the pause command. When it gets running, the pictures never go away until they think they're done. __________________ "Life is like a box of chocolates. Cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for." - CGB Spender Super Perfundo on the Early Eve of Your Day.

01-18-2007, 11:01 PM	#155
42PETUNIAS helloooo! Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The Court Posts: 2,816	maybe what everybody needs to try doing is, y'know, noticing when a snake is about to explode in your general vicinity __________________ noooo! why are you doing that?!

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01-18-2007, 10:06 PM	#152
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	...................but...........what..........er. ..........Good thing we have a healer in the party we do. I also have some pots in side the pack.

01-18-2007, 10:58 PM	#154
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	if I went into total defense I would have an AC of 18. I should try that sometime. It took seven pages to kill a snake.

01-18-2007, 11:06 PM	#156
xravi Sent to the cornfield Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: California Posts: 568	Yeah well, Roy was busy thinking. Thinking an army of animals with lazer beams and a magnifying glass that came from a different dimension. Although, it did surprise me how no one cared about argent lord's character's disappearance. You can't pretend she never existed because a pile of random stuff appeared in her place. Edit: post 300 baby.