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[Seil]

Jack Sparrow versus a human Davy Jones.

[Kerensky287]

Originally Posted by Seil

Jack Sparrow versus a human Davy Jones.

It's been a while since I saw the movies, but I seem to remember that Davy Jones was only any good because he could hold swords in his beard and was immortal. Meanwhile, Jack Sparrow is Jack Sparrow. Savvy?


Oh, and sorry about all the Gods vs Gods fights, but I've got one more... sorta.

Fighter from 8BT with swords vs Marcus Fenix from Gears of War 2 with Lancer.

By default, this is post-patch Marcus. If Fighter would win, however, I'm interested in your thoughts on his chances against a Marcus Fenix with all the multiplayer glitches left in...

EDIT: Oh, and I wonder if 8BT Sarda could finally end Gurren Lagann's winning streak?

[Damaged]

Originally Posted by Seil

Jack Sparrow versus a human Davy Jones.

Jack Sparrow already made a "tentacley" Davy Jones look stupid. Besides, Jack Sparrow always wins or escapes. Why? Because he's Captain Jack Sparrow.

[Premmy]

Afro V. Kratos

Considering that afro has the power to only be killable to one guy, I give it to afro.

[Zilla]

I said it before and I'll say it again as far as Kratos v Gurren Lagann; if Kratos doesn't win right away, he loses. The longer the fight goes on, the more drive Kamina + Simon will generate, and considering Kamina's thick-headed stubbornness to win, I rescind my earlier stance that it depended on the circumstances if Gurren Lagann had the drive to win. Kamina will drive them to win initially. Kratos has to utterly defeat them right off the bat, or they'll just continue to unlock crazier and more fantastic weapons and methods, something that Kratos can't match in the middle of a battle.

Here's one fit for Kratos because they seem to be similar. Kratos vs Soul Reaver/Azreil

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

On Kratos vs. Legann; like I said, I don't know much of anything about Legann, other than it apparantly always wins, so yeah, maybe it will, but not before Kratos kicks the living shit out of it. But then of course, after Kratos dies,he'll just climb his way back out of Hades (again) and swear imminent vengeance and go after Legann again, possibly after going back in time and royally fucking up the space time continuum beforehand.

Considering that afro has the power to only be killable to one guy, I give it to afro.

Please, Kratos kills the unkillable for breakfast each morning, before moving on to killing dead people in the afternoon, then finishing up the evening by killing the people he already killed earlier in the day once more, just cos. That's just how he rolls.

Kratos vs Soul Reaver/Azreil

Well, unless Az became a whole lot more powerful in the later games, I gota give this one to Kratos as well, at least in a straight fight, although I do remember Az having the same knack of not staying the fuck dead after every time he died as well, so there's that. And Az has the time travel thing going on as well, so I guess it comes down to which of them finds a way to make the other stay dead permanently (which is never going to happen for either of them) or who can out-time travel the other the best (a fight which neither can win either).

End result; eternal time looping self resurrecting stalemate.

[Fifthfiend]

It'd be interesting to see whether either of them could win that fight before burning the rubber right off of Spacetime itself.

[BitVyper]

Full House vs The Brady Bunch

[POS Industries]

Originally Posted by Seil

Jack Sparrow versus a human Davy Jones.

Davy Jones, definitely.

His shaving razor's cold and it stings.

[Fifthfiend]

Originally Posted by BitVyper

Full House vs The Brady Bunch

Full House has the advantage of having three actual full-grown men.

Unfortunately the full grown men are Bob Saget, Dave Coolie-yay and Mister Rebecca Romaijn. Mike Brady takes it in a cakewalk.

The ladies' half of the ticket comprises everyone finishes watching Mike trounce the fellas, then they hear a long burp and turn around to see the Olsen twins standing on a pile of fresh human bones.

At that point it's them versus Mike and his boys and well alls I'm saying is if there is a natural force that can stop those fucking twins then nature sure hasn't found it yet. (Well, aside from the anoriexia. But that won't be a problem today!)