Chick or Dude? AKA: Space Pope Gets Rejected by Arlia Janet

[DFM]

Originally Posted by TheSpacePope

I also suppot the gender tag,
Classic male symbol please.

Okay, but we still need a classic female symbol use mine please.



The pink represents estrogen and the green represents hair.

[adamark]

I'm a girl.

[P-Sleazy]

Originally Posted by Arlia Janet

And that's all you're going to get NPF.

Except now I've made that pic my avatar. So now, everytime I post, People get to gawk at your tummy :p

Oh and guys...you can have all the upgrades you want, but you still can't beat me, I don't have A penis, I have PENI! Thats PLURAL baby! I can satisfy more than one woman at a time, but up to 12 at a time, or I can satisfy one woman for a REALLLY long time :p

EDIT: Oh, did I forget to mention that they regenerate infinitly?

[Premmy]

"Wang buster on, seek out: B Real" *beep* Beeep* KAPENIS!
and then there was one.

[Jared Todd]

I probably speak on behalf of most of us when I say:

What?

What the hell is your problem! Make sense!! *slaps*

[Long-Haired Narcissist]

I just got TiVo, wireless internet, and a advanced cock defense and counterterrorism system for mine. Try to get me now, Premonitions. I DARE YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
EDIT: Actually the upgrades all fit in mine well. I didn't even need bigger pants, but it did give me a little more length and girth.
EDIT 2:OK, I'm gonna get back on topic for one second. JUST ONE! Yeah, I think the buttons are a good idea because if we got to put what we want at least four people on the forum would tell about the upgrades we gave ourselves. Ok, off topic again, I did the TiVo joke yesterday to some friends and it was hilarious.

[TheSpacePope]

Wow, I am amazed none of you got the simplest upgrade of all.
Ribbed for Her pleasure.

But hey with advanced counterterrorist countermeasures, who cares about her pleasure?

I still do
*bonus
no bulky attachments, smooth and streamlined, designed for your pleasure
Ladies, I present
The normal penis, seeking you out since 1982.

[neyo the king]

Neyo the King. King. I repeat. King.

So, yeah, I'm male.

[Premmy]

Originally Posted by Loto

I just got TiVo, wireless internet, and a advanced cock defense and counterterrorism system for mine. Try to get me now, Premonitions. I DARE YOU! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
EDIT: Actually the upgrades all fit in mine well. I didn't even need bigger pants, but it did give me a little more length and girth.

Heh, My penis contains a mini bat signal, a spider tracer, an instant perfected superman cloner and a small shard of kryptonite encased in lead in the left testicle, just in case. And space pope, I present THE BIG PENIS trumping all peni since Eve tilled the african soil. You are all forgeting the most important thing, I'm black. Yaaayy true positive stereotypes!

[TheSpacePope]

I present THE BIG PENIS trumping all peni since Eve tilled the african soil. You are all forgeting the most important thing, I'm black. Yaaayy true positive stereotypes!

The problem that I have with that statement, aside from the fact that it is an incredible lie, is that I have a big black penis, it's just lighter colored than yours.
And My penis does the one thing that yours can't, according to your design specs.
pleasures women
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