Let's Play FF6 3: The Revenge

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

What's this? I am actually posting? Holy shit alert the media.

Last time on Let's Play: Final Fantasy 6, we delved into the restless mind of former First Class Cloud Strife Samurai Cyan Thou Garamonde where we relived his dreams of becoming the best SOLDIER Samurai since Yoshimitsu and to vanquish the darkness brooding in his hearts. (too bad we can't do that to all JRPG hero's.) after wresting free his soul from Wrexsoul, he confronts his past, honours his fallen friend Zack Fair Yoshimitsu and acquires the greatest weapon a SOLDIER Samurai could use; The Masamune.

Sephiroth has now been added to the party.


Anyway enough with the flashback we are off to find the rest of our comrades




Hello what's this? A strange tower in the middle of a mountain which has recently surfaced from the cold waters below. I wonder what strange artifacts we'll find here. Perhaps keys to a long lost civilization such as the
Shrine of Chaos

or the famed

Tower of Bab-Il.



Fucking spawn campers.


See Thou will handle it. He's just that good.


Wait for it...


Wait for it. Thou will unleash a torrent of Bushido when he's good and ready. The longer you hold out, the better it will be.


Because you see....Bushido is just like making love. You hold out and you hold out till you can hold out no more. Then you attack your opponents all crazy like.


Almost ready.


Oh goddammit!

After Thou Thrust his sword into his enemy and slayed the flower, it was time to enter the Fanatic's Tower.


Fuck. Old Man Sarda's still here. When he finds out what happened to Loli, he'll probably throw rocks at us and demand we get off his lawn.


Hey old man you alive.


Hey pay attention to us. You ignoring us because we switched your multivitamin for Viagra? Or because we cancelled your subscription to 16-Bit Beauties?


Hey listen...oh god I sound like Navi now.


Yeah that's right. Nobody loves you Navi.

Anyway, let's go see what these buggers have to say and why they didn't don cloaks and join the chanting and the singing and the MOY HAVEN.


Really? Hmm, I really could use the cash, wonder what ours is worth. And will I get more if I sell in bulk.


Just like a geriatric conga line.


Fuck you man. You're not getting my soul money.


Treasure? I like treasure. Maybe Cocke is up there getting it. Woo 2 party members in one dungeon.


Please. We have enough firepower to take out a small god. I am sure we can handle one tiny tower. But before we do that we gotta go get Loli to snap old man Sarda outta his conga line.


See Loli, this is what Sarda has to do to put you through art school. Hope you're happy.


Oh yes, standing on a set of stairs will get an old man's attention. Perhaps if you were a little older and had huge...tracts of land.


Loli. You should treat old people with respect. Besides the Cataclysm probably destroyed what was left of his hearing. Stupid old people and their lack of hearing.


Whoa. He can hear. And it has granted him flying powers


Great. Now he's having a heart attack. I guess the stress of flying wore his old heart out.


Yes yes she's alive. Can you guys do the crying back on the ship. We want the treasure.


Loli! You treat old people with respect. Even if they are hard of hearing and perverts and smelly and like to do conga dancing.


Hey. Place the eyes north of the chest you old pervert.


Oh Loli, you are so adorable I just wanna punch you in the face.


Why are you laughing? Stop laughing your giving Sarda a heart attack. And I kinda want his soul for the money ya know.


Please no. I am sure Eunuch likes having the new airship free of old man smell.


Goddammit stop staring at her you creep. Someone get the SVU and arrest this guy.


Jesus Sarda. First Loli and now Bitch. Will your perversion ever stop.


We've done well so far. Go back to the conga line Sarda. We'll pick you up something nice.


Sarda quit staring at Loli's chest. It's called puberty alright.


Now it's time to get this treasure and Cocke back into our party.


Pfft, an enemy? As long as I have Thou and the Masamune, nothing can stop me.


Umm what. Where's my attack command? Bollocks


Oh yeah. Fuck. Then what use is Thou now.


Well Bitch, let's break out some magic seeing as Loli and Store are too stoned to do anything.


No you are not supposed to kill us all Bitch. They are badguys.


Fuck.


Way to go Bitch. You've killed us all. Hope you are pleased with yourself. You'll never find love now.

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Alright voting is up now. I would advise we go and do a trainign montage seeing as I am woefully under magic'd for this place.

[Amake]

Wow, Ive never seen anyone die so hard from the Fanatics Tower. Of course we are to blame, thinking Thou could own everything just because he got an incredibly slow super attack. But let's not forget Stupid Bitch. She deserves Bitch-Pimp Bitch-Slappings en grosse.

Soo when did you save last?

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[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Wow, Ive never seen anyone die so hard from the Fanatics Tower. Of course we are to blame, thinking Thou could own everything just because he got an incredibly slow super attack. But let's not forget Stupid Bitch. She deserves Bitch-Pimp Bitch-Slappings en grosse.

Soo when did you save last?

Very close to Fanatics tower.

[Ryong]

Originally Posted by Invisible Queen

Of course we are to blame, thinking Thou could own everything just because he got an incredibly slow super attack.

Hey, Bushido helps everywhere else!

I vote for a training montage and actually getting a decent party for there. Also, spamming Runic if the enemies can also only cast spells.

[Amake]

I vote to pick up the Cactuar Esper before the training montage. Or maybe at the same time, I seem to recall you get it in the good ol' magic-powerlevelling desert south of Maranda. And give it to Thou to teach him speed. Also pick up Gogo, xe knows all the magic spells anyone else in the party knows.

[Moogle0119]

Well then how about we get Cocke, then use Cocke in Narshe to go for Mog and Umaro since with Mog you can use the Moogle Charm and walk through the entire Tower without getting into any random encounters.

[Si Civa]

That is why always use moogle charm in Kefka's lunatic brainwashed followers club's tower. But then again I don't believe that's a wise way to do it as much it's lazy way to do it.

But anyway, uhm. Go to Kefka's tower and get some fancy dices to Hefner so he can cheat next time when he is trying to get Store as his wife.
Then go to Veldt so you can get spells to Bitch, Loli and Store and You should also get some rages you to use. Without leveling up! Yay! No level ups to anybody!
And that Sarda's personal quest perhaps?

[Lewa2321]

Or you can get Mog and the Moogle Charm before you get Cocke so then Mog can be his own team when getting Cocke.

[Lord Setheris]

No moogle's charm. The ultima finish of the last boss will wipe out any group without sufficient HP. Here is what you do:

A) Train up hard until every single character has at LEAST 5500 HP and then climb the tower, still preferably with the Moogle Charm and making sure to take out the white dragon along the way. Once you reach the boss, use berserk to force him into physical attacks and then summon phantom to become invisible and therefore immune to those attacks. Fight until he uses ultima, then dies.

B) Travel up with the Moogle Charm, use the berserk/phantom combo mentioned above, and then drain the boss' mana using Rasp and Osmose over and over so he can't finish with ultima. When he reaches 0 mana he'll try to cast ultima, fail, and die. This method will take AT LEAST a half hour, and also every character will need to know rasp and osmose.

C) Go to the Star Mountain.


Best training spot is desert south of maranda. Great exp, gold, and magic points. Be careful though, at your levels the worm's sandstorms are still very dangerous, and if you run into Gigantaur you're screwed, so make sure you save frequently.

[BitVyper]

The ultima finish of the last boss will wipe out any group without sufficient HP.

I've never seen him not do 9999 with that Ultima, so I always just life-3'd my way through that. But yeah, if you can't handle the tower, you probably can't handle the boss.

Anyway, I vote for getting Cocke, because that also nets you a ribbon as I recall, and the Fanatic's Tower is really bad for status effects, so a ribbon would be good. Plus once you have him, you can get Illumina, and once you have Illumina and Atma Weapon on one character (and an offering doesn't hurt), level building in the dinosaur forest is a breeze.