NEW Nuklear Wright 5 - Signups/Discussion

[Flarecobra]

At least until the next time we do this.

[Arhra]

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

Welp, normally one could be happy for a lack of prosecutors, but with Wright's system of justice, a failure to end the case properly leads to a guilty verdict. And considering how we roll at NPF, if we fail a case then everyone is guilty and gets the death penalty.

Then justice has been served!

[Loyal]

Welp, normally one could be happy for a lack of prosecutors, but with Wright's system of justice, a failure to end the case properly leads to a guilty verdict. And considering how we roll at NPF, if we fail a case then everyone is guilty and gets the death penalty.

Actually, no. In 3-5, the judge was just about ready to declare the defendant innocent on the spot because no prosecutor had shown up (till Franziska's last-second arrival anyway).

[PyrosNine]

Originally Posted by Arhra

Then justice has been served!

When I mean everyone I mean Judge Godot will eye beam us all to death, starting with the prosecution, then the defense, then Gumshoe.

[Ryanderman]

Would you characterise Mr Ryanderman as a lowlife, thief, habitual liar or honey addict?

This has to be the most prejudicial leading question I've ever seen.

[Loyal]

I don't know what to make of Arhra or his questions.

I figure if I can let the Prosecution make fools of themselves on their own cross examination it'll be far more helpful to my case than any testimony.

[Arhra]

Make? Delicious justice pie, of course.

Originally Posted by PyrosNine

When I mean everyone I mean Judge Godot will eye beam us all to death, starting with the prosecution, then the defense, then Gumshoe.

And what I meant was justice would have been served.

DINNERTIME, BAM.

[Flarecobra]

And now I head off to class with the mental image of Ryanderman dancing on a bartop with his pants on his head. Enjoy.

[Ryanderman]

Now I have an image of me dancing on a bartop with my pants on my head... Not enjoying so much.

[PyrosNine]

• Ryanderman is a lightweight with the booze. The man has been known to show up for class with a hangover after catching a small whiff of antifreeze the day before and slur his speech after putting a drop of rum on his tongue. I'd bet he'd start thinking Miss Whip was worth hitting on if he rolled some wine in his mouth and spat it out.
• The idea of Ryanderman dancing on top of a bartop with his pants on his head probably never happened, but it's still a fun image to hold in your head and have a small, inwards chuckle at him and his pants.