The Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! [REBOOT] - Page 19

Flarecobra · 07-21-2010, 02:06 PM

Hookers and gambling?

RobinStarwing · 07-21-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Hookers and gambling?

Heck yeah! I so missed this place!

Shyria Dracnoir · 07-21-2010, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Hookers and gambling?

Seems like here he's forgotten the hookers though. Usually it's the other way around.

Token · 07-21-2010, 02:36 PM

He's like 10-12. What's he gonna do with hookers? ~~Especially when he has a Ditto?~~

RobinStarwing · 07-21-2010, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

He's like 10-12. What's he gonna do with hookers? ~~Especially when he has a Ditto?~~

That...that...

Head hurts....

Flarecobra · 07-21-2010, 02:56 PM

Didn't realize he was that kinky.

And how can we be sure he is? He could be a midget for all we know.

RobinStarwing · 07-21-2010, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Flarecobra

Didn't realize he was that kinky.

And how can we be sure he is? He could be a midget for all we know.

She has a point and yeah...

*shudders at mention Ditto*

Ditto is just lovely! Can I join?

*shoves Dr. Love out* Back into our LP damn you!

Token · 08-13-2010, 01:28 AM

Right, blah blah blah, my laptop sucks massive donkey dick, lost everything around the time the forum went down, have to restart Silver and get back to where I was, which I really couldn't be arsed to do until a couple of hours ago. Currently in Azalea Town, and I should be able to get back to where I was some time tonight.

On the plus side, I had chapter eight up on my photobucket before the fuckup, a fact I entirely forgot about until recently. (Sadly, it doesn't seem I uploaded part nine. Sort of sucky, considering I had done a LOT in that one. As in two badges and raising Deckard from level 6 to level 40.) So, here, have a partial update to tide you over until I get back in the game.

I know what you're thinking. "Token, why the hell are you just gonna give us a partial update when you've got the whole thing on photobucket already?" That is an excellent question, and the answer has to do with the fact that it is fucking late, and due to some of my friends being dumbasses, I've gotten a surprising lack of sleep this week. (If any of those dumbasses are reading this, I love you and our late night conversations.) I'll edit the rest in at some point on Friday. (Which I'm sure you all know is Tokenspeak for "I'm going to procrastinate like fuck.)

Anyway, yeah. Less talky, more pokey.

Dratini are awesome. The world needs more of them.

Y'know, the Game Corner is like my home away from home, but I've never actually checked out the block to its left. I should fix that.

Why in the hell would I want an Eevee?

Ah. It's a time traveler. That's why.

I suppose so...

That explains the neckbeard.

Well, seeing as I'm sure you can check out any of the Storage Boxes whenever you like, I'm not going to lie to you. This fucker is going straight into the PC until I need to evolve it.

Straight in the box.

Yes, I know. As thanks, you may get me a Totodile.

Meh.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

There was a point to this nickname, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.

Yeah, well Elm also claims that Pokemon eggs are a shocking discovery.

Right, Mahogany! Hopefully Lance has sorted out all that shit with Team Rocket, and I can get into the gym now.

Dammit.

I swear, first Kurt, now Lance... Am I the only person in this entire region who's actually competent?

What am I saying, these people are from Johto. Of course I am. Sup stoners?

Does anyone else want to come in and stop these guys from doing stupid shit? No? Of course not.

Huh. One hell of a big basement.

Hang on! My spider-sense is tingling!

Oh, damn.

Seventeen and nineteen? Can't you do better than that?

I'm sure you're used to WOAH CRAP HE VANISHED.

Where did you come from?

Dammit...

Okay, seriously. You guys are pathetic. How has Lance not fucked you all up yet?

Well, that's good to know.

Why would you do that? I've kicked your asses once, you know I can do it again.

Yes. Yes it is.

Because they're cameras, I know.

Dammit. I really don't want to have to fight them again...

Just stop, okay? Please?

Are we done now?

Fuck you.

And you.

If you don't leave immediately, I will be forced to shove Skittles up your urethra. I'm not talking about candy. I'm talking about Skittles, my giant, fabulous, red motherfucking Gyarados, who is more than a little pissed off about the fact that you dumbasses forced him to evolve.

Thought so.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

I'm not even joking. I will hurt you if you talk to me again.

Doo-doo-doo-doo!

Oh for fuck's sake. See this? This is a mad Gyarados.

Do you know where this fabulous motherfucker is from? The Lake of Rage.

Now, question. Why do you think it's called the Lake of Rage? Do you think its inhabitants go around hugging everything? WRONG. It is called the Lake of Rage because the entire area exudes hatred and anger. You might think this is hyperbole, in which case FUCK YOU. This is an actual picture of the lake.

See that? Even the fucking water wants you to die. And Skittles? He's the angriest motherfucker in all of Johto. But he's about to be happy. Do you know why? Because he's going to eat two of the most annoying shits I have ever met. Peace the fuck out, you two. It's been fun.

Right. Glad that's over.

Dude, are you legit just standing there? What the fuck?

I'm still in Johto, so no.

No they aren't. I ran back to the Pokemon Center before coming down here.

Wait, you don't mean the same medicine those two guys upstairs were on, right? Hang on, what the fuck are you doing with my Pokeballs?

... I can't fucking believe this.

That son of a bitch just got my Pokemon wasted. Who does that?

Okay, time to find a password, I guess.

Which I'm sure this jerk won't have.

You colossal dicksneeze!

Y'know, fighting you guys is getting sort of tedious.

But I'm a boss. I remember birthdays, promote synergy, and ~~suck my own dick~~ send some faxes. All of those are things that bosses do.

Ugh, fine. Dick.

Are you the boss?

Knowing you fucktards, the password is probably "Rocket."

"STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER SCUM."

This will be fast. Have fun dying.

Told you so.

See you in hell. Give my regards to Tentaquil.

And with that: break for the night. I'm only two sevenths of the way through this update, but I'm tired, dammit.

Token · 08-29-2010, 10:00 PM

Well shit. It's been a while. Anyway, still doing this. Like I said last time, I've had to restart, and I'm trying to get back to where I was. This is taking much longer than you'd think. On the plus side, I'm doing it on a new laptop, so odds are this time the LP will actually survive.
Anyway, just a quick post to A) let you fuckers know this is still alive, and B) RAGE.

Why, you might ask, am I raging? I'm working on the LP, and I have a computer that doesn't suck. What on earth could inspire such rage? The answer, fellow forumites, is simple. MY FUCKING LUCK. I was running outside Goldenrod, trying to find a level ten male Abra, a replacement GOB. While searching for the damn thing, I found this:

Well, that sure as hell didn't pop-up in the last play through. So, I have a dilemma. I can either use this fabulous motherfucker once I get back to where I was and can get back to OC, or, for the sake of continuity, I can release him. Your choice, NPF.

RobinStarwing · 08-29-2010, 10:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Token

Well shit. It's been a while. Anyway, still doing this. Like I said last time, I've had to restart, and I'm trying to get back to where I was. This is taking much longer than you'd think. On the plus side, I'm doing it on a new laptop, so odds are this time the LP will actually survive.
Anyway, just a quick post to A) let you fuckers know this is still alive, and B) RAGE.

Why, you might ask, am I raging? I'm working on the LP, and I have a computer that doesn't suck. What on earth could inspire such rage? The answer, fellow forumites, is simple. MY FUCKING LUCK. I was running outside Goldenrod, trying to find a level ten male Abra, a replacement GOB. While searching for the damn thing, I found this:

Well, that sure as hell didn't pop-up in the last play through. So, I have a dilemma. I can either use this fabulous motherfucker once I get back to where I was and can get back to OC, or, for the sake of continuity, I can release him. Your choice, NPF.

I have your answer right here Token...

KEEP IT!!!!!!!

07-21-2010, 02:06 PM	#181
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Hookers and gambling? __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

07-21-2010, 02:56 PM	#186
Flarecobra Burn. Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Classified Posts: 11,017	Didn't realize he was that kinky. And how can we be sure he is? He could be a midget for all we know. __________________ "Only the fool wishes to go into battle to beat someone for the satisfaction of beating someone." -A Thousand Sons Rules. Read them, know them, love them.

08-13-2010, 01:28 AM	#188
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Episode Eight: In which Asshat prepares for trouble. Maybe even making it double. Right, blah blah blah, my laptop sucks massive donkey dick, lost everything around the time the forum went down, have to restart Silver and get back to where I was, which I really couldn't be arsed to do until a couple of hours ago. Currently in Azalea Town, and I should be able to get back to where I was some time tonight. On the plus side, I had chapter eight up on my photobucket before the fuckup, a fact I entirely forgot about until recently. (Sadly, it doesn't seem I uploaded part nine. Sort of sucky, considering I had done a LOT in that one. As in two badges and raising Deckard from level 6 to level 40.) So, here, have a partial update to tide you over until I get back in the game. I know what you're thinking. "Token, why the hell are you just gonna give us a partial update when you've got the whole thing on photobucket already?" That is an excellent question, and the answer has to do with the fact that it is fucking late, and due to some of my friends being dumbasses, I've gotten a surprising lack of sleep this week. (If any of those dumbasses are reading this, I love you and our late night conversations.) I'll edit the rest in at some point on Friday. (Which I'm sure you all know is Tokenspeak for "I'm going to procrastinate like fuck.) Anyway, yeah. Less talky, more pokey. Dratini are awesome. The world needs more of them. Y'know, the Game Corner is like my home away from home, but I've never actually checked out the block to its left. I should fix that. Why in the hell would I want an Eevee? Ah. It's a time traveler. That's why. I suppose so... That explains the neckbeard. Well, seeing as I'm sure you can check out any of the Storage Boxes whenever you like, I'm not going to lie to you. This fucker is going straight into the PC until I need to evolve it. into whatever the forum tells me. Straight in the box. Yes, I know. As thanks, you may get me a Totodile. Meh. Doo-doo-doo-doo! There was a point to this nickname, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind. Yeah, well Elm also claims that Pokemon eggs are a shocking discovery. Right, Mahogany! Hopefully Lance has sorted out all that shit with Team Rocket, and I can get into the gym now. Dammit. I swear, first Kurt, now Lance... Am I the only person in this entire region who's actually competent? What am I saying, these people are from Johto. Of course I am. Sup stoners? Does anyone else want to come in and stop these guys from doing stupid shit? No? Of course not. Huh. One hell of a big basement. Hang on! My spider-sense is tingling! Oh, damn. Seventeen and nineteen? Can't you do better than that? I'm sure you're used to WOAH CRAP HE VANISHED. Where did you come from? Dammit... Okay, seriously. You guys are pathetic. How has Lance not fucked you all up yet? Well, that's good to know. Why would you do that? I've kicked your asses once, you know I can do it again. Yes. Yes it is. Because they're cameras, I know. Dammit. I really don't want to have to fight them again... Just stop, okay? Please? Are we done now? Fuck you. And you. If you don't leave immediately, I will be forced to shove Skittles up your urethra. I'm not talking about candy. I'm talking about Skittles, my giant, fabulous, red motherfucking Gyarados, who is more than a little pissed off about the fact that you dumbasses forced him to evolve. Thought so. Doo-doo-doo-doo! I'm not even joking. I will hurt you if you talk to me again. Doo-doo-doo-doo! Oh for fuck's sake. See this? This is a mad Gyarados. Do you know where this fabulous motherfucker is from? The Lake of Rage. Now, question. Why do you think it's called the Lake of Rage? Do you think its inhabitants go around hugging everything? WRONG. It is called the Lake of Rage because the entire area exudes hatred and anger. You might think this is hyperbole, in which case FUCK YOU. This is an actual picture of the lake. See that? Even the fucking water wants you to die. And Skittles? He's the angriest motherfucker in all of Johto. But he's about to be happy. Do you know why? Because he's going to eat two of the most annoying shits I have ever met. Peace the fuck out, you two. It's been fun. Right. Glad that's over. Dude, are you legit just standing there? What the fuck? I'm still in Johto, so no. No they aren't. I ran back to the Pokemon Center before coming down here. Wait, you don't mean the same medicine those two guys upstairs were on, right? Hang on, what the fuck are you doing with my Pokeballs? ... I can't fucking believe this. That son of a bitch just got my Pokemon wasted. Who does that? Okay, time to find a password, I guess. Which I'm sure this jerk won't have. You colossal dicksneeze! Y'know, fighting you guys is getting sort of tedious. But I'm a boss. I remember birthdays, promote synergy, and ~~suck my own dick~~ send some faxes. All of those are things that bosses do. Ugh, fine. Dick. Are you the boss? Knowing you fucktards, the password is probably "Rocket." "STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER SCUM." This will be fast. Have fun dying. Told you so. See you in hell. Give my regards to Tentaquil. And with that: break for the night. I'm only two sevenths of the way through this update, but I'm tired, dammit.

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07-21-2010, 02:36 PM	#184
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	He's like 10-12. What's he gonna do with hookers? ~~Especially when he has a Ditto?~~

08-29-2010, 10:00 PM	#189
Token Magikoopa Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 1,789	Well shit. It's been a while. Anyway, still doing this. Like I said last time, I've had to restart, and I'm trying to get back to where I was. This is taking much longer than you'd think. On the plus side, I'm doing it on a new laptop, so odds are this time the LP will actually survive. Anyway, just a quick post to A) let you fuckers know this is still alive, and B) RAGE. Why, you might ask, am I raging? I'm working on the LP, and I have a computer that doesn't suck. What on earth could inspire such rage? The answer, fellow forumites, is simple. MY FUCKING LUCK. I was running outside Goldenrod, trying to find a level ten male Abra, a replacement GOB. While searching for the damn thing, I found this: Well, that sure as hell didn't pop-up in the last play through. So, I have a dilemma. I can either use this fabulous motherfucker once I get back to where I was and can get back to OC, or, for the sake of continuity, I can release him. Your choice, NPF.