stupidest thing you've ever done

[Meister]

I once unscrewed a road sign of minor importance (nothing that would cause any disturbances in traffic when missing) in order to give it to a friend for christmas. Having drunk like seven beers, I was a little tipsy and, after finishing the job, fell down the little grassy hill where the pole was located, which was a fall of about 1m. Nearly cleared the road below and broke my shoulder as well as a bottle of beer I had brought along.

This was the night before christmas. Finding a doctor the next day proved to be not all that easy. Best. Present. Ever.

[!]

Stuck a tic tac in my urethra. Stung like hell for two days afterwards.

[JoeCB]

At least it was Minty Fresh. No. I dont want to think about that......

Last Deployment I was sent to NAS Atsugi witch is right next to tokyo. One weekend my buddy Dave, a few bootcamps and I traveled there for a night in the world's largest city. We spent most of the day at touristy places and before it got dark out decided to start the drinking, Why we picked the most expensive city to do our drinking ill never remember. so we went to a liquor store and got a 5th of jack, and to a 100 yen store for a few 1 liters of Pepsi, the cheapest drink you will find in tokyo. we spent 4 hours in an Alley cursing and yelling at passing by Japanese people. We decided to go to the clubs and had more to drink. Then things really started getting crazy. Got a bit rowdy, ran for the cops, and met some english speaking Nigerians. In the middle of Roppongi. We ere then snatched up by the infamous "tokyo massage" girls and proceeded to misplace couple hundred dollars (read: more than a couple). Got back on the train, Passed out, and missed our stop by about 30 miles. we spent the rest of the morning trying to find our way back to base all hungover.

Got some good Picts from the deal though.

[Martyr]

Lycanthrope, you reminded me of another one. Once I was at a camp site with a nature hike option. Funny thing, it was winter and I didn't know about their nature hikes. So, I went for a walk at dusk and saw a path in the woods. Feeling energetic, I decided to go down it for a bit. That bit turned into 5 hours.
Then I realized that I'd have to walk 5 hours to get back to the camp site. I didn't get back to camp until late the next morning, where I learned that it was a 3 day hiking trail.

And Motorbreath- I've already crashed a dirtbike into the broadside of a garage. I also crashed it into a big rock and broke my precious finger- off. I've also driven it in a circle surrounding a pit full of rocks, and, you guessed it. That time, I actually managed to hit the rocks before the bike fell on top of me too. 45MPH crash. Maybe that was the dumbest thing I did.

But nothing beats sticking a tick tack in your urethra.

[Ren]

Stupidest thing I've ever done?

Easy. Gave Krylo my phone number.

No, I'm just kidding...I think. It may be the most INSANE thing I have ever done, however.

Anyway, it's a toss up between three things.

1) One night I got really, really, really pissed off at my grandfather, and grabbed the cellphone and a bag of clothes and stuff and snuck out of the house. The idiot me proceeded to sit her ass down in the car, kick it into reverse, and head off down the road.

Here's where it gets REALLY stupid.

After calling my friend to see if I could spend the night...I...CALLED MY FUCKING GRANDPARENTS.

"Hi, Grandpa? Can I speak to Grandma?"

".....Where are you?"

"....Highway 29."

"...You'd better come back."

No, I didn't. We argued over the cellphone (around 11 o clock at night, mind you, and I'd just gotten my license.) for about 10 minutes before my grandma talked me into pulling into a gas station parking lot so they could come pick me up.

Needless to say, I ended up losing my license for a month.

2) It was a windy day in March. Scene: Ren's High School, by her Grandma's car, waiting for said Grandma, just after walking huge crush to bus. Note, bus is still in clear view of where Ren is standing.
Mistake: Setting a HUGEASS folder full of papers down on the car and trying to look cool.

You can see where this led.

One BIG papery mess and a bunch of laughing classmates. The worst part was, this bitch on HIS bus stands in the doorway and screams at me to pick up the papers.

I cried. I fell into an antisocial depression.

I felt like a complete and utter idiot when I found out three years later that he never saw any of it.

3) And lastly, I once believed in the Uberchristian JW bullshit my parents fed me.

Ta!

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

My friend and i were sitting in my car, waiting for the line to move at the Taco Bell drive through. he wants to see if my cigarette lighter works. so i poke it, but it doesnt stay in, so i hold it in for about a second or so, then take it out and look at it.

well...it didnt look hot...so i touched it. a faint sizzling noise and a puff of smoke later, ive got char-grilled marks on my fingertip. instinctively i put my finger in my mouth, then to my freind (who's already cracking up) i say "hey, i'm teryaki flavored".

[Dante]

There was this one time I accidentally threw away my cell phone and put the eaten apple core in my pocket by accident. I only realized my mistake when I decided to call someone...

"Hey, since when was my handphone so- FUCKING SHIT!"

[IHateMakingNames]

My sticking metal objects into the schools plugs is nothing compared to these...

[Wintermute]

Stuck a tic tac in my urethra. Stung like hell for two days afterwards.

i know i said no flaming, but dude. wtf. why?

[Krylo]

Originally Posted by IHMN

My sticking metal objects into the schools plugs is nothing compared to these...

Yah, dude, no kidding... I mean:

Originally Posted by Ren

Gave Krylo my phone number.

Just let that one sink in. Wow, huh? I don't think anyone here has matched that... cept maybe tic tac in the urethra...