NPF Avatars: A God's Madness

[Mr.McSpiff]

Spiffy had just seen the ruined building in his head, and heard the voice telling him to take action. As he ran toward the direction of where the building should have been, he saw a ruined building. Bricks and metal piled atop eachother in a crumpled, broken heap. "Woah, if this really ahppened to this building... then someone must have done something to the Kur- Koo- whatever. That would also explain the lack of electricity and light in the ci- OOOH SHINY PENNY," Spiffy bent down and picked up the penny in question, then resumed speaking, "the lack of electricity and light in the city," Spiffy switched to his macho hero voice, "I shall find this evil-doer and bring him to justice!"

The gray cat then noticed the two figures near him... who had seen everything. "Um.. One, who the heck are you two and why do you look so funky?" He then brandished his rat-flail, "And two, You will never EVER speak of anything you saw me do just now," Spiffy then muttered dryly, "it would ruin what little public appearance I have left..." He then shook his rat-flail a little more visibly 'Ya got that you... funky, wierd looking... peoples!"

[DarkCORN!]

Darkcorn leaned against the container that should have held the Kurosen. Several people were talking about something. He picked up a small piece of stone on the ground and a piece of corn popped out of it. He munched thoughtfully, then threw away the empty husk when he finished. The ruins were a little dreary, so Darkcorn thought he should clean it up a little. He raised his hands, palm up, and a large patch of corn covered a large portion of the floor. He picked a few pieces and started to eat them. "Anyone want some corn?" He reached into his backpack and pulled out a small container, filled with yellow-green liquid (its ganja [pot] butter) "I've got butter." he said with a smirk.

[Premmy]

He did'nt care much for the company of gods and their emissaries, he had certain bad experiences with Master Hand and his brother. He edged away from Mesden. Premonitions sidled up to the hovering cloaked figure off to the side. He looked at incendius andspoke with an almost creepy degree of mirth "I get the feeling you know something about what to do next. So I've got a few questions for you, Apparently Raiden had something to do with this what's his problem? If the Kurosen is gone for too long what will happen to the city?"

[PyrosNine]

In Poseidon's lair, Asheth awoke. It had been an interesting night, to say the least, and now it was time for her to bid farewell. She arose out of bed and quickly changed from her nightgown to her standards, the red persian clothing, the Rose hairclip in her hair, and her armcloth.

It had been a grand thing to stay with Poseidon, where for once, she was treated with respect, dignity, and kindness. The food was great, the atmosphere was calming, and the views were unlike anything she'd ever seen before. Mostly on account being underwater normally would kill her. It was a suitable replacement for Pyros's previous Mansion in a volcano that Incendius had to weasel away from her with the aid of a demonic gingerbread man, and the cardboard box she lived in thereafter. Being one who had lived in the finest castles men could make for much of her life, it was hard to be in the "rough" for so long.

Poseidon rolled over in bed. Oh, he was still tired from the events that transpired last night, which involved copious amounts of wine, dancing, a mermaid jazz band, and a marathon of Hamtaro. Of course, he (and several readers) were probably of the impression that last night things got "wild", but he'd be wrong. As usual, Asheth got him drunk and broke a giant vase over his head. And then, she "borrowed" (with out asking, nor any intention to give back) a couple thousand gold bars to rebuild what was lost.

But first, some things take precedence. She went over to a little crib that had been set in the next room, which was filled to the brim with toys and pretty things. She bent over the edge of the crib and smiled. "So, how's my little guy doing?"

A tiny prinny raised it's flippers. "Dood!"

William had survived the previous RP, but at a terrible cost. He was badly damaged by Rhiya and suffered irreperable brain damage. It was actually repairable for the gods, but Poseidon made Asheth swear an oath not to. If he were to regain his thoughts, he may try to take over the world again.

"And besides," He had assured her. "Look how happy he is!"

Well, he was certainly happy. He had a perpetual grin whenever Asheth was in the room, and could only mutter his specie's instinctive saying of "Dood!" It was a tragic sight, but it was also super kawaii and She couldn't help but find him even cuter than before.

She picked him out of the crib and hugged him softly. "Well, I'm afraid it's time for us to leave here Willy. Let's go, just you and me. Okay?"

"Dood!"

With a calm walk, she headed over to a nearby wall and pulled on a conch shell. A secret passage opens up, and there lies the giant Hamsterwheel. Asheth smiles.

"I've yet to find a better way to travel. Seriously."
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In the NPF Forum city place.
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Pyros dropped Willy the Silly penguin thing at a daycare, and immediately searched for Real Estate. NPF was pretty busy around this time of year, but for some strange reason many of the roads were down and alot of the lights were off. Even the giant billboard screen that showed off Brian's Enormous army of fighting robots as they attacked innocent civilians was turned off.

"Hmm...Weird." He thought. People remained in their homes, swearing about missing Brian's robots killing civilians on tv, the temperature being five degrees hotter without AC, and because people just like to gripe alot. He couldn't see any cars moving either, which was strange as well. If there was no power, then surely the cars should work!

<Maybe someone decided brian's goal of an army of killer robots was getting out of hand and decided to stop world war 12 or something with a giant magnet...again.>

He then turned to notice something important he missed entirely.

<Damn! How'd I forget? I'm missing hamtaro...>

Then he noticed Mesden and co standing within an unimportant giant crater.

"Sup, bizzitches?"

[Mr.McSpiff]

"Hey, strange peoples, answer my question before I smite you with my Rat-Flail! And for all the other wierd peoples who popped up in the last 10 seconds, I shall repeat the question. Who da heck are you guys??" Spiffy said while slowly examining each person, and growing more weary of his prescious Rat-Flail being stolen. "And hands off the Rat-Flail!!"

[Mesden]

The dragon hissed at the aprroaching god. Mesden's hand raised and the dragon's hiss lowered to a low grumbly roar directed at the newly arrived god.

Mesden turned towards Pyros and walked straight forward. With a brisk stop in front of the firey angel Mesden raised her hand and placed on Pyros's shoulder.

Her eyes glared at him the same way they did to Twiddy. Though her glare seemed a little more strained.

Her hand pulled off of his shoulder and extended towards Pyros.

"Haven't seen you in quite a few millenia. So how are things going and would you like to shed some light on this lunacy that is Raiden?"

[Mr.McSpiff]

Spiffy was twitching now.. "Stop ingoring... me... or.. I will get mad and Rat-Flail you all! Please, tell me who the heck you all are. I don't plan on saving the city and possibly the world not knowing who my allies are. Okay, I'm probably coming off as an impatient idiot, I'll stop now. Just please tell me who you are."

[PyrosNine]

"Raiden?" Pyros was taken aback. "RAIDEN? RAIDEN?!? RAIDEN!?!?!!?!" Pyros's eyes glowed intensely, and it was felt by all present that he bordered near the brink of psychotic fury.

"Nope, can't say I can." As if he never even yelled, Pyros calmly picked his teeth with his nails.

Pyros turned to Spiffy. "First, tell me who you are and why I shouldn't immolate you? And I'm Pyros, nice to meet ya."

[Premmy]

He turned to his mysterious comrade"Could you excuse me a moment?" he jumped a great distance for someone of hsi build landed a few inches from Pyros, a dangerous thign since he had yet to deliver the cookies he had been force to promis, nor the pets, which he did have. Then jumped again flipping in mid air and landing behind McSpiff. He snatched Spiff's rat-flail and spoke in an uncharacteristically calm and focused voice"Put your dinner away, we have a much bigger problem at the moment"

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

[OOC: Pyros - hey! How could you say it was only me! I mean... I played a vital part in the damaged brain bit, but it was Raiden that concussed him enough for me to do so!]

"Can I come out now?"

That was the muffled voice of Thadius (AKA Teh Meisternapper, Rhiya's Snackfood) from within the stomach of the massive chaos-diamond dragon. The creature rumbled a bit, wondering why the hell the resilient snack hadn't been digested by those powerful digestive chaos juices of her stomach. It heaved a breath that likened to a massive sigh (only, sighs don't expel giant balls of chaos fire).

"Fine. You can come ou-"

There was first a light so blindingly intense that Rhiya retched with a comical "hurk!" and expelled the remains of Thadius out of her gullet like a bullet, sending him through a dozen concrete walls and three dogs [see? nobody cares about the walls!]

The electric-induced shockwave hit next, knocking Rhiya off all four chaos diamond paws, slamming her into the ground and creating a small shockwave of her own as well in lieu of the ever-expanding ripple of power.

"!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Claws scrabbled and righted the body. Wings unfolded and shook themselves out, quivering slightly in growing annoyance (RFS: 43 and rising)

That was of course halted when The Call came (RFS: 20 and stable). It came... from... somebody familiar....

Twin globes of chaos fire turned. The fluid diamond body snaked forward, until finally, she reached the point of destruction, where already a good number of fellow NPFers were gathered surveying the destruction.

With no effort at all, she hooked two claws and picked Spiffy up by the scruff of his neck. The cat with the rat-flail was suddenly looking down on twin barrels of solid chaos, hanging 50 yards off the ground.

"I haven't seen you around, kitty. You're a newbie aren't you? Looks like you are. One word of advice. Nobody here is your ally. Rather, we are enemies that like working together just out of spite."

It was also clear that Rhiya - in chaos diamond dragon form - does not use mouthwash. Her breath was distinctly Thadius-flavoured.